'cause i'm just holding on for tonight

[coppelganger]

WHO: Sarah + you!
WHERE: Various Porter cities
WHEN: Throughout June
WHAT: Sarah is going through a thing
WARNINGS: Violence, drug use, language

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[coppelganger]

[ Sarah gives her a wry smile. ] 'Course he likes tea. We're British, you know.

[ She's not sure where Sarissa's going with this question, but she's drunk enough and content enough (now that their conversation has strayed this way) to go with it. ]

[magnitudes]

( Dryly: ) Excuse me for not stereotyping.

( Wow, that'd be like assuming she can fight a crocodile and a dingo and a drop bear all at the same time.
Just because she could doesn't mean it's okay to assume, Christ.

Anyway: ) So like, next time you need a present for him, get him a teapot and a special made tea-cozy thing. The spout could wind up looking like a dick, and it'd keep the tea warm.

( SHE IS A GENIUS )

[coppelganger]

[ Sarah just stares at her. ]

You want me to give my little brother a dick tea-cozy for a gift?

[ Actually, that's something he would love, and the idea is sort of tempting. ]

Well, his birthday's coming up at the end of the month, so maybe.

[magnitudes]

( Sarissa, for her part, just leans back and holds her hands out, palms up. It's a vaguely Jesus-esque sort of pose, except she's got a burger in one hand, and reaches up to take a bite without too much hesitation. )

You can thank me when he loves it, honestly.