FIRE IT UP LOUD! ANOTHER ROUND OF SLOTHS!

[incogneto]

WHO: YOU WHERE: Heropa Zoo (I think Heropa has a zoo??) WHEN: Backdated a week or two... Which is late for Billy's birthday anyway. WHAT: It's inmyothertights and divaricate's birthdays! Errr... apart by about a month or two. But who's counting? Erik's throwing them a party at the zoo, and you're invited! Unless you have bad blood with either of the birthday guests in which case you are summarily uninvited and will be escorted away by dadneto. WARNINGS: This is literally a family friendly event. That said, Magneto is throwing a birthday party. Also, puns. You've been warned.

a maximoff/minimoff birthday party

❚❚❚ READY TO FLAMINGLE. Whether or not you came to the zoo to spend some koality time with your family or you knew about the birthdays, you've stumbled across a party. There's a gathering area with balloons, general party games, and some sort of hired zoo guide to direct party-goers. Whether you want an NPC to make you a balloon animal, or challenge someone to hungry hungry cornhole, there's plenty of activities! The only real problem is, the line to the bathroom is so long... Are we still in Heropa? ❚❚❚ OTTERLY ADORABLE. When you wander outside the party area, you'll notice that you are definitely, in fact, at a zoo. There's plenty of animals too ooh and ahh at, though a few of them are lethargic and the polar bears are definitely more into showing you their butts than their faces. If you look up to the skies, there are mesh cages that sometimes the smaller cats can walk through, and there's a peacock or two walking around, and don't miss the newly born howler monkeys... There's also a petting zoo and look! They've brought out the sloth today! ❚❚❚ IGUANA GET SOME CAKE. It's a big zoo and after all that walking around and no doubt getting lost a couple times, you're ready to eat. Good thing this is a birthday party so there's plenty of cake. Like, tons of it. What the hell are they going to do with all these leftovers? In fact, there's enough food here probably to put those ridiculously overpriced event-food stalls out of business for an afternoon, so grab a plate or two. And try not to spike the punch guys, ~*~*~someone~*~*~ just turned 20. ❚❚❚ LEAVING A GIFT? THANXOLOTL! This wouldn't be a birthday party without presents! But what can you even get these two...? I guess you can't go wrong with a gift card. Or a thoughtful note. Didn't know you'd be participating in a birthday party and now you feel bad? Uhhh, you could always... um... well, there's always the gift shop. Or an IOU? ❚❚❚ ANYTHING ELSE, JUST LET MINNOW. You don't have to stick with these subjects. Cause some trouble if you want, start a dance off...

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[inmyothertights]

[Billy is quite-

Unsure how this happened. He does not really recall telling his grandfather his birthday, but it's not like it's a secret so it was bound to come out sooner or later, right? He is sitting in the petting zoo, and the zookeeper has basically draped the sloth on him, and the sloth is fast asleep. So this is a pretty good birthday. Billy relates deeply with sloths.

So here Billy, the birthday boy, is, petting a sloth and starting to smell like one, truth be told. The zookeeper is nearby to make sure that no sloth-related or sloth-aimed injuries happen.]