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maskormenacelogs2016-05-02 02:43 pm
deadkord) wrote in maskormenacelogs2016-05-02 02:43 pm
When you're alive they won't care what you said
WHO: Deceased Masks and Menaces.
WHERE: A bowling alley in Heropa
WHEN: Some evening in May
WHAT: Bowling for dead guys! As advertised here. Feel free to make your own top levels and tag around as you please!
WARNINGS: Gallows humor and glow-bowling.
The address from the Network ad leads to a Heropa-local ten-pin bowling alley. A print out of the ad, complete with clip-art of tombstones and bowling balls, is taped to each door at the front of the business.
Inside, the owner of the alley excitedly greets any imPort who comes in, assuring them they're playing for free, and renting them only the best shoes he has in stock. Someone's hoping to make bank on all these dead imPorts buying beer and fried food.
There's a banner with tombstones on either end reading "AFTERLIFE BOWLING LEAGUE" hanging over a few alleys. Clearly that's where the party is at.
WHERE: A bowling alley in Heropa
WHEN: Some evening in May
WHAT: Bowling for dead guys! As advertised here. Feel free to make your own top levels and tag around as you please!
WARNINGS: Gallows humor and glow-bowling.
The address from the Network ad leads to a Heropa-local ten-pin bowling alley. A print out of the ad, complete with clip-art of tombstones and bowling balls, is taped to each door at the front of the business.
Inside, the owner of the alley excitedly greets any imPort who comes in, assuring them they're playing for free, and renting them only the best shoes he has in stock. Someone's hoping to make bank on all these dead imPorts buying beer and fried food.
There's a banner with tombstones on either end reading "AFTERLIFE BOWLING LEAGUE" hanging over a few alleys. Clearly that's where the party is at.
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[ She laughs, in spite of borrowed time. She's spent most of the last year trying to avoid the fact that she should have been dead, properly dead, long before she she reached her current age.
But this isn't a time to mope about what should be, but to celebrate what is. She's going to be nineteen soon, that shouldn't be possible. She has a daughter and a life here. She's beaten the odds. ]
But you know they only say that about me because I have large fangs and they never see me eat anything! And, of course, because it's true, and I tell anyone who asks as much.
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I'm an alien who's lived on Earth for five years now. Being a vampire in addition to that? Most days it seems like the least of my problems.
[ She forgot to knock on wood, which is clearly why vampire problems will suddenly start just a few days later. ]