FANPORT OVERFLOW LOG

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WHO: ImPorts!
WHERE: Heropa's Convention Centre.
WHEN: April 14-16, from 9 AM - 12 AM every day.
WHAT: Registration is in motion alongside FanPort, the most popular imPort convention around! Come on in and see imPort-led panels, the artist's alley, cosplayers, and more! If you have any questions, or wish to amend the way we have written up your characters' panels, let us know here! The original log can be found HERE.
WARNINGS: None anticipated; please let us know if this should be changed.

Comments

[performance]

Well thank goodness those are still legal.

[heliophilic]

[M bumps him with his hip.]

Get out.

[performance]

Do I have to?

[heliophilic]

You'd be doing us all a favor.

[performance]

And here I thought you were enjoying embarrassing me.

[heliophilic]

If anything right now it's the other way around.

[performance]

I like that! That means it's a reciprocal relationship.

[heliophilic]

I think there's still some more comics of you out there.

[performance]

Oh, what's that? I think I hear someone calling me...

[heliophilic]

You'd never get past me.

[performance]

I mean, I can stick around and ask you more questions about your booooyfriiiend if you want...

[heliophilic]

[M leans over so he's closer to Dick's eye level.]

Are you interested in for our favorite positions or our safe word? I don't believe in secrets between friends.

[performance]

[ Let all his years of training and focus be for this unblinking eye contact. ]

When's the wedding?

[heliophilic]

Oh Dickie, it's the 21st century. No one gets married anymore.

[performance]

Maybe I'm just old-fashioned, then...

[heliophilic]

Could be worse. You could be our mutual friend.

[performance]

Oh. Yeah. Not that old-fashioned.

[heliophilic]

And thank god for that.

[performance]

Right? I just don't know what I'd do without my BFF the internet.

[heliophilic]

What's the internet?

[Somehow he manages to look sincerely clueless.]

[performance]

[ Somehow he manages to look sincerely wounded. ]

Nooooo, I thought you were cool!

[heliophilic]

[Somehow he manages to look sincerely offended.]

Are you trying to tell me, after everything you know about me, I'm uncool just because I don't know what the internet is?

[performance]

Yes! Yes, that's exactly what I'm telling you!

[heliophilic]

So the fact I could kill someone with several strands of your hair is less cool than the internet?

[performance]

One, you know my stance on lethality, and two, the internet is a neverending well of hilarious cat pictures.