FANPORT OVERFLOW LOG

[maskormods]

WHO: ImPorts!
WHERE: Heropa's Convention Centre.
WHEN: April 14-16, from 9 AM - 12 AM every day.
WHAT: Registration is in motion alongside FanPort, the most popular imPort convention around! Come on in and see imPort-led panels, the artist's alley, cosplayers, and more! If you have any questions, or wish to amend the way we have written up your characters' panels, let us know here! The original log can be found HERE.
WARNINGS: None anticipated; please let us know if this should be changed.

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wendy catch all

[hardcorduroy]

(original thread)

jaime

[hardcorduroy]

(starter)

And I think they'd buy it once they see the stuff, anyway. Anyone giving an ImPort a hard time is kinda screwed, aren't they? (she gives him a nod in return.) Yeah, we don't want him thinking he's worth our time. And I guess I'm still too lowkey to have any creeps after me this time, luckily enough.

[khajidont]

Let's hope you keep it that way. Some of this stuff can be fun, but yeesh. It's like they never considered some of us would rather just steer clear of it.

[And by 'some' he means, of course, himself.]

Thing is, things like that guy was selling isn't exactly rare around here.

[There are so many comics of people smooching, Wendy. So many.]

[hardcorduroy]

Pretty sure you just described half of the world like that. (her eyes widen in horror, mostly at the thought of what people are doing to the twins.

but jaime himself has probably seen some shit, and for that, he gets a sympathetic pat on the shoulder.) You probably want a memory gun to erase that, huh.

[khajidont]

I could use a memory gun for a lot of things today, [Jaime can't help but joke.] Don't suppose you've got one handy?

[hardcorduroy]

(she taps her chin thoughtfully, considering who from her world might have one.) Probably Mr. Pines. Uh. The one that talks about interdimensional science, not the con artist.

leksa

[hardcorduroy]

(she waves her hands out to the crowd in a kind of magic-y voodoo-y attempt.) Disperse, minions! (annnnnnnnnnnd nothing. she shrugs.) Worth a shot.

[annihiliner]

You should work on that.

[hardcorduroy]

It'd be nice if they at least did something other than stare at me like a pop star or something.

[annihiliner]

If what they want is to be like you, maybe you should promise to teach them something.

joaquin

[hardcorduroy]

(starter)

(dude, wendy has like ten at once that she's hugging. and tempted to buy all of them. she gives joaquin a serious look, straight in his eyes.) Get her five. Mabel would be offended you only gave your friend one perfect pig.

[medalsome]

[He chuckles a bit nervously at that kind of suggestion.]

Ah, I think that might be overkill. She's not a very materialistic lady. Plus, she kinda has a pig of her own? He might get jealous.

[He wasn't joking about the jealousy thing.]

[hardcorduroy]

Just tell the pig now he has company and can start a pig army to overthrow the butchers. With your friend leading them. (problem solved, everyone's happy!)

[medalsome]

A pig army? You know, I've seen something like that before. [The circumstances hadn't been funny, but looking back... Chuy was a lot like his owner. Fierce and a born leader.]

Ha! He'd probably really like that idea. But I don't want to give his owner the impression I'm trying to buy her affection...

bull

[hardcorduroy]

(starter)

(wendy is grinning like the devil, and her eyes are practically sparkling in pride of herself. she just hit the fucking iron bull with her ax. a plush one, but it counts! she reaches her hand out, making grabby noises.) Pay up.

[rideme]

Okay, okay. Hold on...

[Because he has to stop laughing for long enough to actually fish out her money. If it were anything else -- if someone with a real axe managed to hit him, he'd probably be pissed off about it. But this?]

[This is just too fucking funny to be mad about.]

Fifty. As promised.

[hardcorduroy]

(her eyes are practically sparkling at the sight of that, even if she's blown twice that at this dumb con anyway.) Yes!

(she pumps her fist in the air triumphantly, her ax above her and honestly, this looks like something out of a dramatic action movie.) Dude. Can I get bragging rights for like. A week.

[rideme]

[Bull pauses, considering the request for a moment or two.]

Maybe. But it depends.

[That thoughtful expression suddenly turns a lot more devious.]

Can you make it squeak again?

kaneda

[hardcorduroy]

(starter)

(YOU KNOW WHAT, KANS. YOU KNOW FUCKING WHAT.

she is totally going along with this. she knows he's trying to learn english, and the cool thing to do is subtly correct a mistake and pretend you never heard it. she snaps her fingers before waving her hand around vaguely at all the people.) Yeah, it's pretty noisy. It's easy to mishear things. Best place to start learning, though, right for the food. It's important to know that.

[rassera]

[Wendy, you are a god among men. Because not only did you not call him out on it, but you gave a soft correction that he'll definitely remember. And that's point in his book. His smile brightens, glad she's playing along as he steps back from his painting.]

Yeah! So far I've learned...ah...cherry, grape...and pig.

Don't tell Mabel.

[hardcorduroy]

(there is a reason she is called the coolest, and it's not just because the pines will beat up anyone who denies it.) I dunno, she'd be pretty proud to hear you have your vocabulary priorities straight. But I promise I won't tell.

If you ever need help with insults, call me, but you didn't hear them from me.

literally the coolest dippin dots

[hardcorduroy]

(starter)

What, all that cool future time junk and they can't even erase memories or crazy stuff twelve year olds did? These time police don't sound that good at their job.

[ursawhiner]

I mean, they do okay? I think Blendin Blandin is the only one who's not on top of things.

[hardcorduroy]

He's the one you guys got arrested, right?

[ursawhiner]

Yeah. And then he challenged us to a gladiatorial death match.