FANPORT OVERFLOW LOG

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WHO: ImPorts!
WHERE: Heropa's Convention Centre.
WHEN: April 14-16, from 9 AM - 12 AM every day.
WHAT: Registration is in motion alongside FanPort, the most popular imPort convention around! Come on in and see imPort-led panels, the artist's alley, cosplayers, and more! If you have any questions, or wish to amend the way we have written up your characters' panels, let us know here! The original log can be found HERE.
WARNINGS: None anticipated; please let us know if this should be changed.

Comments

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[S C R E A M I N G

it's a hell of a good thing that Hazel can't feel pain, because she's pretty sure that Josuke just flattened her out to the point she could be run through a fax machine now. it doesn't inhibit her screaming either, which she puts to good use as she kicks up as violent a fuss as she can muster from her poor position.

she doesn't seem to be quite fighting to get out from under him just yet, however. what Hazel seems to want is to get her face within reaching distance of that hand with the key; if Josuke doesn't stop her, he'll find out why a little too late - she aims to swallow the button.]

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[She's not the only one screaming! As Josuke tries to wrestle both his comm out of her grasp again and that fucking button (some sorry remnant of the case he'd had to protect the device from violent horseplay like this) he's cursing through his teeth and whining at all her bony parts digging uncomfortably into him!

...meanwhile, they're both attracting quite the range of wide-eyed spectators, some of whom have cameras of their own and are going full photo op on this shit.]

COME ON HAZEL, IT'S MY FUCKING PHONE! Give it to me!

[And then he sees what's in her hand and his jaw drops as she goes to pop the damn button, rubber fused with metal, into her mouth. Fucking christ.]

WAIT STOP!

[He lets go of her so he can smush his hands over her mouth.]

Don't do it. I'll fix the phone just...don't do anything crazy.

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[you know, maybe you shouldn't have started attempting to reason with the hostage-taker after smashing your hands over her mouth. Hazel might have been more amenable, possibly, but she would certainly have been able to ACTUALLY FUCKING COMMUNICATE WITH HIM

as it is, she shoots him a look that doesn't inspire confidence and responds the only way she can now - by blowing a raspberry right against his fingers. god she hopes it feels as weird as she thinks it will.]

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[SHE HAS A NECK AND A HEAD SHE CAN FUCKING NOD OR SHAKE IT GOD]

EUGH!!

[But instead, in true Hazel style, she shakes her tongue against his palms! Which feels pretty weird, it's true! But despite Josuke's whine of protest, he doesn't pull his hands away!]

Come on, quit being such a brat!

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[what? just lick as much of your hand as she can reach like it's some kind of candy? you got it, sun of her life! mlem mlem mlem.]

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[No! NO! You know what?! Two can fucking play at that game!

Hauling back one of his hands, Josuke gives his palm a great big wet lick from his tongue and holds it out over Hazel's face.]

We gonna strike a deal here or are you gonna keep fighting a losing battle?

1/2

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[she stares at Josuke, then the threatening hand. time stretches out in silence as she contemplates the Mexican standoff she's stumbled into.]

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[and then, slowly, takes the biggest and most exaggerated swallow of her unlife.]

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[She did it.

She actually fucking swallowed the button.]

You...

[He's forgotten his saliva covered palm and instead pokes at her forehead.]

...you know that won't stop me from fixing my phone right? ALL I NEED IS ONE PIECE OF IT!

[Which means he's making mad grab for the rest, knocking it out of Hazel's tiny grasp and sending it spinning into a crowd of feet that have gathered around them.]

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[ewwww, that was way too close for comfort. Hazel rubs at the spot on her forehead anyway, playing up the irritation just in case he decides the spit needs to come back into play.

what she doesn't do, however, is chase after him and the phone. there's a strategy here! ...or so she seems to think, anyway.]

Yeah, but what happens when you do? The whole fucking thing'll come back together!

[including the piece that she just swallowed, which is now in the vague area her innards used to be. is he willing to take that kind of risk with her and his Stand? clearly Hazel's betting on the answer being no.

and if not...well, there's always plan b.]

[unbreaker]

[She's right if she thinks he won't do it, but he doesn't have to let her know that!]

Big deal, you'll throw it up! Then I win!

[He's climbing off her and crawling through the crowd on all fours looking for wherever that twisted lump of technology went. Man, why'd he have to go and get so bent outta shape about it? He coulda just had Crazy Diamond take the phone from Hazel if he'd thought things through a little better!

What the hell good was precision when his damn plan hadn't really been worth executing?! Ugh!]

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If it doesn't shoot right out of my fucking stomach first!

[she has no idea how this shit works when it's inside a person, but Hazel's seen him use Crazy Diamond enough that she knows broken pieces usually tend to take the shortest path home. just getting him worried about the possibility is enough.

and while he's scurrying around there like an idiot, where he can't see her? she'll just attract the attention of the nearest bystander, pushing herself up onto her knees to whisper to them:]

Hey, spread the word. I'll shell out twenty bucks to anybody who can keep him from getting that phone.

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[Twenty bucks doesn't buy much when it comes to con swag, but twenty bucks is also twenty bucks and you wanna bet your ass people are taking up Hazel's offer! Just when Josuke's about to get his hands on his phone somebody kicks it out of the way, and then another person picks it up, and before he can get to his feet, the thing's probably passed through half a dozen hands by now and he'd need his father's fucking Stand to find that shit!]

...what the hell is wrong with you people!

[Josuke just. Stares. When somebody shouts that Hazel's paying everyone who helps keep the phone away. And the look he gives his girlfriend then is...one of wry amusement.]

Shit, you're gonna be so broke when all these assholes come collecting.

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It's a chance I'm willing to take.

[like she intends on paying these people in real money, if she doesn't completely skip out on the whole thing.

even if she was on the up and up, it wouldn't stop Hazel from feeling on top of the world right now. she's got her arms crossed as she grins back at Josuke, totally unrepentant for the havoc she's wrought here. never gonna get that picture in the near future now!!!]