FANPORT OVERFLOW LOG

[maskormods]

WHO: ImPorts!
WHERE: Heropa's Convention Centre.
WHEN: April 14-16, from 9 AM - 12 AM every day.
WHAT: Registration is in motion alongside FanPort, the most popular imPort convention around! Come on in and see imPort-led panels, the artist's alley, cosplayers, and more! If you have any questions, or wish to amend the way we have written up your characters' panels, let us know here! The original log can be found HERE.
WARNINGS: None anticipated; please let us know if this should be changed.

Comments

[rassera]

Knowing someone's got everything to do with your best friend! I know everything about Tetsuo.

[A poke to her forehead.]

He's got good taste, Josuke. Maybe a bit masochistic.

[deadtective]

Don't see you wandering around dressed up like him.

[she jerks back, looking like only the greatest amount of restraint possible is keeping her from acting on her childish instinct to bite that finger.

this is a terrible topic of conversation, the absolute worst. maybe that jab about Kaneda's own lack of cosplay will be enough to get him to drop it...even if she's still mumbling back a response to the rest of his comment due to an inability to let anyone say anything nice about her, even obliquely.]

Josuke wouldn't know good taste if it came up and bit him in the ass...although you're right, he'd probably fucking love that.

[rassera]

I don't need to dress like him to know all about him. We've got ten years of history, you know.

[Your restraint is appreciated, Hazel. You're really trying super hard with this!]

Could it even reach, though? Damn bastard's so tall his ass is--

[His hand reaches up, just above Kaneda's eye level.]

[deadtective]

What, are you saying good taste is short?

[why would it be small? it's good taste, it would probably be like an eight foot Brazilian model with dual degrees in astrophysics and neuroscience that runs a multibillion dollar charity saving puppies and orphans and orphaned puppies.]

It doesn't matter anyway, he's a fucking moron. All you need to do is kick his knees out and bam. Perfect ass-biting angle.

[rassera]

[Isn't saving unorphaned puppies stealing.

But the image gets him laughing, one arm clinging to his side as he browses some wares, pushing past a few Sabriel charms (and maybe picking one up) before he runs across a Josuke one.]

Give him a little credit! He'd put up a fight!



...Maybe.

[deadtective]

[not if they're being abused by horrible people. there's always an excuse to collect more dogs.]

He'd never see it coming. Trust me, I'm talking from experience here.

[seriously embellished experience for the sake of giving Josuke a hard time when he's not even present, but experience all the same. it totally counted, alright.

her reply is a little distracted as the booth they're currently at also has some pretty sweet fanart alongside the bits and bobs. Hazel can't help but start rifling through them, on the hunt for anything mortifyingly awful.]

[rassera]

[Okay, you've got him there.]

Well that's easy for you to say, you're smaller! He'd see me coming a mile away.

[Then again, Josuke was a tree. Kaneda was tall, but not anything above average.]

...

See anything?

[deadtective]

I dunno, you're not that much taller than me.

[the retort is not only hilariously untrue but also kind of distracted-sounded, since she's definitely digging through those prints with purpose now. in fact, it takes several moments for Hazel to even register there was a second comment.]

...what? Oh, not really. Everything's really fucking tame.

[rassera]

[Brows raise.]

Short AND blind...you won't be able to make it through a crowd one day...


[But he peeks over at the stuff she's sorting through.]

What does 'x Reader' mean?

[deadtective]

[he gets an elbow to the ribs for that because even if she's not going to dignify slander with a response it still needs some sort of reprise. when Hazel speaks it's like he never said anything about her height at all.]

Oh, this? [she flips one over so he can get a nice look at the cover art] It means they're having gross sex with disembodied hands, most of the time. It's just fap fodder.

[rassera]

[There's a small 'oomph' at the elbow, but nothing other than his neck trying to crane over a little bit more.]

Seems like a waste of time. If you want sex why not just...go have sex?



[BECAUSE NOT EVERYONE IS AS CASUAL ABOUT THAT SHIT AS YOU, KANEDA.]

[deadtective]

'Cause even hookers think you're a fucking weirdo if you ask them to dress up and pretend to be a celebrity.

[hilariously Hazel can be just as casual about it as long as it doesn't involve...actually doing it. whoops.]