[She's not the only one screaming! As Josuke tries to wrestle both his comm out of her grasp again and that fucking button (some sorry remnant of the case he'd had to protect the device from violent horseplay like this) he's cursing through his teeth and whining at all her bony parts digging uncomfortably into him!
...meanwhile, they're both attracting quite the range of wide-eyed spectators, some of whom have cameras of their own and are going full photo op on this shit.]
COME ON HAZEL, IT'S MY FUCKING PHONE! Give it to me!
[And then he sees what's in her hand and his jaw drops as she goes to pop the damn button, rubber fused with metal, into her mouth. Fucking christ.]
WAIT STOP!
[He lets go of her so he can smush his hands over her mouth.]
Don't do it. I'll fix the phone just...don't do anything crazy.
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...meanwhile, they're both attracting quite the range of wide-eyed spectators, some of whom have cameras of their own and are going full photo op on this shit.]
COME ON HAZEL, IT'S MY FUCKING PHONE! Give it to me!
[And then he sees what's in her hand and his jaw drops as she goes to pop the damn button, rubber fused with metal, into her mouth. Fucking christ.]
WAIT STOP!
[He lets go of her so he can smush his hands over her mouth.]
Don't do it. I'll fix the phone just...don't do anything crazy.