all lifestyles, sizes, shapes, and form.

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WHO: Residents of Residence #005
WHERE: ... Residence #005
WHEN: 5/20 ― 5/23
WHAT: Housemate stuff. Go ahead and throw up your own starters as you like! Mingle! Find cat poop somewhere in a corner! (Wow, gross.)
WARNINGS: Mike is a sad, sad person.

Comments

[malodorous]

I don't know. It seemed fine to me, just... Everybody in this world lives in towns. Like, you have to.

[ At least, that's how everybody treats it. Just in case you were thinking of fleeing Florida, dude. ]

[brokenteam]

You don't have to. There's no rule for that.

[thankfully Mike is actually savvy about modern lifestyles. He's just been robbed of it]

[malodorous]

Well, people sure act like there is.

[ Grousey McGrumblebutt, over here. ]

Anyway... It'll work itself out, I'm sure. However you want it.

[brokenteam]

You won't mind if I stayed?

[he's curious. He's been getting a better reception than he's expected so far]

[malodorous]

What? No. I don't care.

[ He's not around a good amount of the time, and why should he care where anybody else sleeps? ]

[brokenteam]

[Mike regards him for a while. The other man at least sounds like he knows what it's like to be uncomfortable around people and he seems to be doing okay here]

All right. I'll see what the others say.

[as much as he thinks he can survive on his own outside, he'll probably have to resort to crime to support himself if he's not careful]