Someone is a terrible host

[doesntdomuch]

WHO: Perry and anyone from Nonah 05/People who visit Nonah 05 who wants to meet him
WHERE: Nonah 05
WHEN: Feburary 5th, Late Afternoon
WHAT: Some weird kappa crashes the place
WARNINGS: None so far!


[When Perry the Platypus was sent to Nonah on a secret shopper "mission", he decided to contact Tetsuo to see if he wanted to do anything after he was done with his work. As much as he started to tolerate his job, it was still not his type of work and if he was just going there for a couple hours of work he might as well get something else out of it. And it might as well be meet up with someone who in the very least is interested in being friends with him.

Probably really surprisingly, Tetsuo agreed to it.

Since he said Perry could just come over whenever, he decided to not bother calling him once he started to head over to Nonah 05. After all, if he's cool whenever that means he'll probably be home the whole day, right? Or in the very least expecting Perry at this point.

Less surprisingly, since Perry just kind of invited himself in he soon finds himself fighting against the furniture that just started to attack him. He honestly couldn't help but wonder why Tetsuo never bothered to warn him about this but here he is. Someone might need to help before he ends up getting seriously hurt or destroying all the furniture in the house. Even when he's only around two feet tall as a platypus both are very legitimate possibilities.]

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[iamtetsuo]

[He didn't have to agree. But he's bored, and starting to get restless living the life of a depressed shut-in most of the time. And this is a kappa - it's grateful to him, so it's fine. Still, the source of most of Tetsuo's problem is his absolute inability to think ahead in general. He does stuff he wants to, and that's all there is to it.

Not surprisingly, he didn't really think about this too hard. It's not arranging to meet up anywhere remote, so...


And then he hears it.

Only the sound of absolute chaos gets him to hurry. What the shit-]

The hell is-??

[That's furniture going haywire. What. Why. He looks around, trying to pinpoint a cause, ducking out of the way of a charging chair.]

[doesntdomuch]

[Tetsuo will probably hear a lot more noises coming from the living room, where Perry is busy fighting all of the furniture. From the corner of his eye, Perry soon spots Tetsuo and tries to call out to him, either for help or because he just wants some sort of explanation to what's going on right now.]

< You-! >

[That's all he can get out before a side table nearly crashes into him and Perry wrestles with it.]

[iamtetsuo]

[That table suddenly wrenches aside, struggling under some unseen force to get back to its sworn duty of annoying a platypus. Tetsuo walks into the scene shortly afterwards, watching the struggling furniture with undisguised amazement.]

What the hell did you do?!

[You'd think association with Nonah 05 would have let him see this happen sometime before. You'd be mistaken.]

[doesntdomuch]

[While Perry is grateful, he is still incredibly shocked by the circumstances to really be anything but confused.]

< I don't know! I just walked in and the furniture started attacking me. >

[Is this the Russian's new way of attacking the imPorts???]

[iamtetsuo]

[Something about that sounds familiar...]

You had to have done SOMEthing!!

[doesntdomuch]

< Look, I don't have any sort of magic powers that would cause something like this to happen! Are you sure that your furniture doesn't have some kind of weird motion sensors in them? >

[iamtetsuo]

[Wait. Now thatdoes sound familiar. Waaaait. The spark of recognition is clear on his face, and he whirls around to the furniture a moment after..]

Motion sensors? Wait a - OI! I invited it! Stop it!

[DOES THAT EVEN WORK]

[doesntdomuch]

< Wait, so it is motion sensor? >

[Perry doesn't sound upset as he is mildly surprised that Tetsuo didn't realize that earlier.

Distantly, he also remembers that it's usually considered "breaking in" when people walk into someone else's house without explicit permission.]