planet earth turns slowly

[missleadingquestions]

WHO: Maya Fey and probably you
WHERE: PLACES! Multiple ones, in fact!
WHEN: All over the course of January.
WHAT: This is a catchall. For catching all these threads I can't hold.
WARNINGS: None yet!

A catchall for threads in January, since I have many planned. If you want a starter from me or want to start one for me, contact me on plurk at gueyprince. A reminder that Maya will be ported out for a power update from the afternoon of 1/12 to 1/13!

Comments

[monge]

[Isn't...isn't stinging just another form of hurt? Maya, you lied to him.

But if it's just the top, his hair is thankfully thick enough where he doesn't feel anything. Not yet, anyway. Although again he can't help but feel tingly every time she paints it, it's that very thickness that throws him off. Fur was never this thick. How does she handle all that hair she has?! Humans are weird.]

Mm...no, you're right... It doesn't hurt... I-It feels kind of nice, zura...

[missleadingquestions]

[God knows, Komasan. Maya is like 50% her hair.

She keeps painting on that bleach, glad his hair is thicker. She's not sure she'd know what to do if he freaked out about it burning.]

Well, that's good. It smells pretty awful, though. It'll make your hair turn super light-- buuuut not as light as your fur usually is.

[monge]

[Well it's bleach, it's not going to smell good. Incidentally, not being a dog anymore tends to make things smell a lot less harsher than what he's used to. Humans are, again, very weird.]

You mean white, zura?

[CAN'T GET MUCH LIGHTER THAN THAT.]

...W-Wait! I thought we were doing space colors, z-zura!

[missleadingquestions]

We have to make it white first, so the colors'll show up! Otherwise it'll just be dark.

[monge]

...Getting your hair painted is really complicated, zura...

[And now that he thought about it, why is his hair black anyway???]

How come humans don't have white hair, zura?

[missleadingquestions]

I mean, some people do! But usually just old people.

[She shrugs.]

Humans don't get as many cool fur colors as animals and youkai do.

[monge]

But I am really old, zura...

[Or so he's been told.]

Doesn't seem really fair, but I guess it doesn't matter if humans can just paint their hair anyway, huh, zura?

S-So...um, do you think it's gonna look good on me, zura...?