pass the sweet n' sour sauce we're havin' chicken chow fun

[missleadingquestions]

WHO: Miles Edgeworth takesthestairs and Maya Fey missleadingquestions, but you can have your character pop in to bug the hell out of them, too.
WHERE: Heropa 038, various chinese food places and McDo because why the frick not
WHEN: Takesgiving Thanksgiving
WHAT: Maya and Edgeworth have an interesting take on this thanksgiving, and that involves buying enough take-out to feed a small army and consuming it all by themselves on the couch while watching sentai shows in the dark. Also, running in with Ken and Kaneda at a mcdonalds.
WARNINGS: This is probably gonna get REAL DUMB REAL FAST



[Look.

Kurain wasn't big on Thanksgiving .There was really no reason for them to be. But Maya Fey isn't going to turn down a holiday about food, even if it means doing it in their own special way.

"Their", you ask?

Why, of course she's not going to leave Edgeworth out of the festivities. In fact, they'd discussed this. They'd planned it. They'd planned it, and Edgeworth had forgotten the pies. All these and more shenanigans are why if you pass by Heropa 038 on thanksgiving and want to stop in and say hello, they can find Maya and Edgeworth on the couch eating enough chinese food and McDonald's pies to feed a whole army. (Sorry, Clara, if you wanted to use the couch today. At least you can probably mooch chinese food off them.)

In addition to that, it would appear they're watching a marathon of Sentai shows and other such animes/live action hits.

Yeah.

Happy Takesgiving, everyone.]

Comments

SHHH I DIDN'T FORGET SHUT UP

[missleadingquestions]

[Maya's not at all surprised at how easily Kaneda responds-- buuut she's also not surprised at how Edgeworth is responding, or... how magically everyone is responding to him. Ah, Edgeworth. He's like a bouquet of flowers. He brightens up a room. It's amazing.]

Yeah, Edgeworth, I met Ken at the swear-in that just passed, y'know? And this is Kaneda. A friend of mine!

[Maybe, maybe Edgeworth will know that when she says 'hey this is my friend!!' his response should be to not be a giant stuffy football-sized lawyer ball of grump.

She's not really counting on it, though.]

Iiii didn't know you knew Ken, though.

NOR DID I

[takethestairs]

[Kaneda being Maya's friend doesn't tell him that he should be polite. It just tells him that Maya has awful, awful taste in friends. However, nothing shames someone into good behavior like a child staring blankly at you from the hood of his puppy pj's. Edgeworth breathes in and glances back at Maya, and his shoulders relax as the frown leaves his face]

We met last spring. We had talked on the network once or twice before that, though.

[There's no need to mention how they met, precisely. That strange... shift back in time and age wasn't one of his worst memories of life here, but it was one of the most awkward]

[amadaman]

We had a mutual friend who introduced him to Koromaru. We've up met a few times now.

["She won a day with Koromaru off an auction we put him in" is information he leaves out, both to avoid the the explaining he'll have to do and because it was an unnecessary detail. Edgeworth probably also doesn't need Maya to have more ammo, considering the teasing way she's talking to (at?) him.

And turning to Kaneda] See? I told you that shirt was inappropriate.

[rassera]

[Sorry, were you talking to Kaneda? Because during this whole conversation, he's been reaching into his pocket, eyes permanently fixed on Edgeworth as he fishes for something. The expression doesn't change when he pulls out a wad of cash, flipping through the bills until he lands on one he likes. Putting the rest back in his pocket as he holds it up and doing a side by side comparison.

...


And then he hears Ken's voice.]

Huh?

Says the guy in the kigu! [A hand reaches over to tug on one of those ears. Truth be told, even if he wanted to, he wouldn't want to risk being caught by Bull and dragged into that...ritual. That's really the best way to describe what Bull was doing to that turkey.]

[missleadingquestions]

[Maya, who's closer by to Kaneda than to Edgeworth when his little comparison starts, has to squint-- because what the hell is Kaneda doing? But when it's more apparent that he's fucking staring at Edgeworth and looking at the bill, she has to pull the collar of her hood over her mouth and cough a little to pretend she isn't amused. Just a cold, not an observation, jeez.

Her taste in friends is great, Edgeworth, look at this pair of cute brothers.

When Kaneda tugs on Ken's little ear, though, the focus on teasing Edgeworth switches.]

I'm pretty sure he means what's on the shirt.

[She gestures toward Kaneda's shirt.]

The shirt's not nearly as cute as Ken's Kigu.

[Which is fluffy and adorable and looks like Koromaru and probably tempts even grumpy old Edgeworth into wanting to hug Ken.]

[amadaman]

[The ear Kaneda tugs on is just fleece, so it obviously puts up no resistance as it's pulled on... but it also flops down immediately the moment it's let go. And Ken just stares up at him from under the hood, nodding sagely when Maya pipes up.]

I'm not the one walking around with profanity across my chest. I'm even wearing stuff under this so I can take it off if I need to. You'd be shirtless if you did.

[and no one wants to see that!!!]

[rassera]

[His gaze follows Maya's hand, looking at the english on his shirt (he only found out what it actually said AFTER he bought it--'fuck' being the only word he knew, oddly enough) with a brow raised. Sure, it was bad language, but people -said- it all the time. You'd think THAT'D be worse than reading it.


And when Ken makes HIS comment, that lower lip juts out, ready to dismiss the arguments against his fashion choices before--


hm.


Okay, he can play this game. If you guys are SO offended by his shirt choice...he'll just take it off right in the goddamn line.

YEAH. SUCK IT.


But at least he's turning it inside out because people are BABIES and can't handle a single PROFANITY.


Look at Maya's taste in friends and remember it, Edgeworth. Remember that you asked for this. YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF.]

[takethestairs]

[Good on you, Ken, being the voice of reason. Edgeworth nods approvingly, turning towards Kaneda to....what.]

What the hell do you think you're-!

[He's interrupted by the gasp of an old woman next to them in line, who stares aghast as she claps her hands over her grandson's ears. Edgeworth practically chokes on his own tongue, and he turns beet red as he twists away from her, glaring pointedly at Kaneda]

What are you doing?!

[At least he has the good sense to keep his voice low this time. Congratulations on learning how to use your indoor voice, Edgeworth!]