maskormenacelogs | I AM AN ARMS DEALER 👉 FITTING YOU WITH WEAPONS

WHO: OPEN!
WHERE: Maurtia Falls, All Star Parking Garage
WHEN: Saturday, July 18, 2015 @ 7 PM
WHAT: It's PAINTBALL and bitches are gonna get shot in the face!
WARNINGS: Copious amounts of obscenities probably and mild(ish) violence?
SUBTHREADS: BEFORE GAME MINGLING | SHOOT-EM UP | AFTER GAME EATS

PAINTBALLING / 👉

The All Star parking garage is not particularly well-named. Although it stands prominently five stories above ground and is difficult to miss over the much squatter roofs surrounding it along the outskirts of Maurtia Falls, the place doesn't appear to have seen formal use for some time. Probably in at least as many years as the garage is old.

At the entrance, the booth windows are plastered with various posters of missing persons and pets, advertisements for local businesses and bands, and the odd wad of gum; it's obvious that it has been unmanned by a professional for years, and the gate arm hanging at half its length, probably broken long ago by some rowdy youths, helps to reinforce that appearance. Litter decorates the floor of the booth as well as the driveway and ramps in the form of blowing McDonald's burger wrappers, takeout Starbucks cups, and plastic grocery store bags, and nearly every inch of the rest of the garage itself has been covered with graffiti, besides. From the ground level to the roof various tags have been painted: walls, ceilings, floors, columns, and even numerous overflowing and empty garbage dumpsters have been vandalized. Not very all star when you think about it, right? But there's no better playing field for super-powered imPorts in a game of super-powered paintball!

Before the game begins at 7 PM, Josuke and Hisoka will touch base with the players one last time to make sure everyone is familiar with the rules that were mentioned in the broadcast yesterday afternoon. Besides keeping Josuke informed of any players who are seriously hurt during the game so he can fix their injuries, there are of course only two rules that are especially emphasized:

Anything goes, including powers, as long as nothing lethal is attempted.

Getting shot 3 times means you're out of the game and the winner is the last man standing.

After that, if you haven't already done so, it'll be time to double and triple-check your equipment (you don't want to be that player whose gun malfunctions at a critical moment, do you?) and to introduce (or scope out, if you prefer) yourselves to the rest of the players congregating at the entrance. You'll have a few minutes to find teammates or form alliances if you like, and for those of you opting to go the distance alone, you may be able to overhear strategies being discussed that will help you outlast other players!

Whoever you are, however you've decided to play, you would still do well to remember: there can only be one winner, so guard your back!

And, as those who've chosen to spectate each take up their preferred vantage points offsite, as the final 60 seconds wind down and players are all rush onto the playing field in order to get into position before all hell breaks loose, as the air itself begins to feel alive with a charge that's almost electric, it's—GAME ON!

Threaded | Flat

[Maybe you're really early, maybe you're arriving just a few minutes before shit gets wild, but either way, if you're here, this means you've got a few minutes to spare. Hang out with your friends, get to know your competition, forge your alliances or show off with your powers if you're not afraid of the advantage that might give your competition! But be ready for the countdown to showtime!]

[YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! GO FIGHT WIN, BITCHES!]

[Welcome to The Munchbox, owned but not operated by local imPort Chrollo Lucilfer! For tonight only, players who took part in the paintball palooza in Maurtia Falls can head a few blocks away from the garage and into the heart of the city itself to a cozy little diner that serves a mighty frosty glass of soda and a super tasty combo! On the house!]