heavyhitter: but you won't be there whatever (there's a party in your honor)
ana ramír | TARANTO ([personal profile] heavyhitter) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2015-06-14 07:24 pm

(no subject)

WHO: Joseph & Ramir & Caesar
WHERE: Joseph and Caesar's place
WHEN: June 13th
WHAT: YOU WANNA GO aka general drama revolving around relationships
WARNINGS: probably not!

[ She was really expecting Joseph to show up, like, any minute after he hung up on her. And man, she was ready. Nothing gets her more geared up for a fight like an altercation with a friend. But then she'd waited, and he didn't show up. And she kept waiting. She didn't keep keep waiting though, because her temper doesn't allow for that kind of patience. Instead she'd grabbed her keys and her hovervespa and headed for his place, because there's no way they're ending it on that note.

About twenty minutes later finds her knocking (pounding, really) on the door:
] Joseph! We gotta talk!
trickstar: ('Or just really fat?')

[personal profile] trickstar 2015-06-15 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[He's been on the phone with Jonathan for quite a while now, definitely crying a lot near the end there, and suddenly Ramir's outside, banging on his door. Great. Just what he wants to deal with right now. Yeah, sure, he said he'd fight her, but then this happened and- ugh!

Joseph gets up from his little sob session on the couch and wipes off his face with his sleeve, yelling back through the door.]


No we don't! Fuck off!
trickstar: (didn't leave any room for tiramisu)

[personal profile] trickstar 2015-06-15 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[He's still gross from crying, and now he's desperately searching for a napkin or something to blow his nose with, so his voice is a little more distant sounding from the door.]

Go away! I don't want to deal with you!!
trickstar: (For looking the wrong way as not)

Okay, Caesar's jumping in now

[personal profile] trickstar 2015-06-15 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh! Just-

[Cue the sounds of Joseph walking away from the door... some muffled voices, and then footsteps approaching the door again.]
glampop: (ultimate stink eye)

mambo italiano, motherfuckers

[personal profile] glampop 2015-06-15 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Their apartment is sizable enough that Caesar couldn't hear every sob, every angry word. Knowing that it was Joseph having issues with his relative, he kept his distance as he felt was the right thing to do. The Joestars have their way of doing things that's so unlike the Zeppelis, it would be a complete misfire to put himself in the middle.

Joseph and Ramir is another story.

He was in the hall, ready to comfort his fiancé when he heard the woman's voice. There was a tense moment when it felt time to turn around and let Jojo deal with it. But he can't, not when his own anger is starting to boil. Even if Joseph is wrong, Caesar isn't the type to let him be dogpiled. Some long strides, and he's taking the younger man by the shoulder and telling him plainly to:]


Go to the bedroom. Let me talk to her.

[Said in such a tone that there's no real arguing. Caesar's the one to open the door, chin lifted and eyelids low.]

Now's a bad time.
glampop: (light it up up up)

sorry, Ramir, he's a roadblock

[personal profile] glampop 2015-06-15 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Is that so?

[Caesar's glad he thought ahead, pack of cigarettes and shitty lighter in his back pocket rather than left on the nightstand in the bedroom. The motions are calming to go through. Slap one stick out, stick it between his lips, light up. Practiced and easy as he prepares himself for whatever's to come.

He takes a drag then exhales slow.]


You can talk to him some other time-- when he wants to.
glampop: (it's like he's addicted to touching his)

[personal profile] glampop 2015-06-16 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me, does the women asking why Joseph and I haven't slept together yet have any right to say that?

B[y the way, Joseph totally brought that up the other day and Caesar isn't over it. He's used to being the wingman and convincing others to carry on with their sex lives. The other end of that stick is a raw deal.]
glampop: (don't push me)

oops sorry for screwing up the coding up there

[personal profile] glampop 2015-06-16 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Another, longer drag off the cigarette. Ramir doesn't appear to have that thing known as shame, no wonder she and Joseph (used to) get along. He steps forward, shutting the apartment door behind him as another obstacle between his fiancé and their visitor.]

And he's concerned about his grandfather. You should go.
glampop: (and a heartbreaker)

GOSH

[personal profile] glampop 2015-06-16 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[She'll have to; he's shorter than Joseph, but so are many skyscrapers.]

After telling his grandfather to betray the woman that raised him?

[Caesar was a playboy, that much is true, but he plans on being sincere with Joseph. His dream for a long time has been to have a happy family and to let the Zeppeli legacy live on.

There are issues there. Ones to do with family and pride. None of them see what Ramir did as favorable.]
Edited 2015-06-16 01:12 (UTC)
glampop: (no that's not better i take it back)

[personal profile] glampop 2015-06-16 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Do you love him?

[Two can play the defensive arm crossing game.]
glampop: (more fury more pretty)

[personal profile] glampop 2015-06-16 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
And if you fall for him-- if you find yourself in love with this man-- what will you do if Erina shows up! What could he say to her!

[Yes, personal, and it's only going to get worse if Ramir doesn't back off. That's a just price to pay for coming to a man's home and threatening to break his door down.

Joseph was crying today! In their living room! Caesar couldn't do a thing, but here he could gain some ground and buy some time for Jojo to recover.]
glampop: (is there something on my face?)

[personal profile] glampop 2015-06-16 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Then you aren't serious enough.

[Ramir isn't the only one who's had to think about those things. Joseph is married with children in the future. Caesar has none at all. There is always the looming thought that Joseph's real bride could show at any moment. The porter doesn't see to care who or what it spits out.

The answer is clear: he'd have to fight to stay beside Joseph. Prove that he could take care of both of them. See, as a rule, Caesar hates people who don't put their all into what they pursue. His past affairs have always been short, but they never lacked skill and heart. With an actual relationship, he's grossly devoted.]
glampop: (yeah yeah whatever master)

[personal profile] glampop 2015-06-16 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Then don't waste your time on a man like that!

[Caesar is no one's sassy gay friend. He is more of a flamboyant bisexual acquaintance. The only reason he's offering this advice is to keep Ramir out of their apartment! No sympathy at all for her position!]

Who'd want to be second place!
glampop: (mini raptor screech)

[personal profile] glampop 2015-06-17 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
[The translator has made sure that Caesar's meaning is always relayed, even when he reverts back to his native tongue. Something will always be lost between point A and point B, but it's worth the loss in clarity for how much better it feels when he speaks. Italian is a beautiful language-- far more romantic, in his opinion, than French or English. People are fools to think otherwise.

He wasn't ready for Ramir to speak that way. He has to take allow time for himself to adjust before he responds. Needless to say, he adopts the same language.]


Why are you speaking that way-- you aren't ugly or old! [Which is what really matters.] There's no reason to be so hung up on one person! [Caesar is one to talk.] He's married already, what's the point in that! You should be going out.

[That's it. This woman needs help. ] Where do you live? What nights are you free? I can find you a better man than a Joestar.
glampop: (and a heartbreaker)

[personal profile] glampop 2015-06-18 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
I know that this is a mistake and you've brought it to my home. Do you want my help or not?

[The very clear implication is that he will turn right back around and leave Ramir to fester on her own if she so desires. All he wanted was to secure Jojo some space to sit down and relax. He and his (sad, so sad) friend can duke it out later if that's better for them. But he thinks he has a cleaner solution. Another Italian should understand, if that's what she really is.]
glampop: (is he gay or european)

[personal profile] glampop 2015-06-20 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Caesar would never openly admit to plucking his brows, but the one he lifts in response to that last clipped line is artfully shaped. He'll tell Jojo precisely what he thinks is best to tell Jojo and not a word more. They need to cool off, these two. As the most hot-headed person he knows-- he's doing a good job of masking it in the moment-- he knows the procedure. Space, something good to drink, and time to cool off. Rushing into things is how one becomes crushed by them.]

Buonanotte.
glampop: (watching you)

[personal profile] glampop 2015-06-21 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
If you'll pay.

[Not that Caesar doesn't have the money for it, but he doesn't want to sound excited or anything. The drinks are a good idea. While Ramir hasn't consented to being given help finding a better man than some gross Joestar, Caesar wants to do that for her. She has spirit, she speaks his language (literally, figuratively). Someone should point her in the right direction. He's done that for enough men-- even idiot soldiers that didn't know their way around a woman's heart or bed-- so it can't be that difficult.

He's looking forward to it.

Relax for now, Ramir.

Exit, stage left, back into his apartment to check on the beau.]