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maskormenacelogs2015-03-17 11:44 pm
katastrophe) wrote in maskormenacelogs2015-03-17 11:44 pm
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WHO: Joichiro "needs adult supervision" Nishi, Ryoki "needs a girlfriend" Tanaka.
WHERE: Nonah swear-in.
WHEN: The evening of March 14th.
WHAT: Nishi signs a vegetarian up to eat hog dogs. You know, just because he can.
WARNINGS: Warning for trying to feed a vegetarian liquified anuses and toenails in thin meat skin.
[ They never check IDs at these things. It isn't the first time Nishi has signed someone up for some random shit just for the hell of it, and it definitely is far from being the last. He scrawls Ryoki's name down some time early in the evening, and skitters off to find him shortly after that, making sure he coaxes him near the setup by the time the contestants names are called.
By the time they call out "Ryoki Tanaka", Nishi seems way too excited for somebody who wasn't involved. ]
They're calling you.
WHERE: Nonah swear-in.
WHEN: The evening of March 14th.
WHAT: Nishi signs a vegetarian up to eat hog dogs. You know, just because he can.
WARNINGS: Warning for trying to feed a vegetarian liquified anuses and toenails in thin meat skin.
[ They never check IDs at these things. It isn't the first time Nishi has signed someone up for some random shit just for the hell of it, and it definitely is far from being the last. He scrawls Ryoki's name down some time early in the evening, and skitters off to find him shortly after that, making sure he coaxes him near the setup by the time the contestants names are called.
By the time they call out "Ryoki Tanaka", Nishi seems way too excited for somebody who wasn't involved. ]
They're calling you.
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What the fuck? [ MUNCHING ON ] Imma fuckin' cow, I don't eat hot dogs.
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Don't worry, there's no meat in hot dogs.
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and ryoki is shoving nishi away ] F'course there fuckin' is. I know what hot dogs are, y'know?
[ his name is called again, and Ryoki huffs, screaming after ] I ain't goin' you piece of shit!!!
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He laughs as he stumbles back, but it doesn't seem to deter him any, and he's definitely not going to leave Ryoki alone. ]
On what planet are hotdogs meat? Everyone knows its all toenails and nothing else. If you're lucky there might be some foot in there somewhere.