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Norman "Normie" Harold Osborn ([personal profile] notyourfathersosborn) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2015-03-12 08:41 pm

[OPEN]

WHO: Normie Osborn and You!
WHERE: All over; locations specified in starters
WHEN: March
WHAT: Normie's trying to get used to his new life
WARNINGS: None, will edit as needed


01. Nonah - Around Residence 004
[He didn't set out to build a goblin glider.

At least, not at first. It was originally an attempt to figure out how this world's hovering technology worked. However, when he found out that this was a guarded industry secret, he gave it up for the time being and started to learn about the steam engines certain cars used instead. The problem was, he could only learn so much by reading about them. He was the type who learned through reverse engineering and trial and error.

And that's where the glider came in.

He needed something to put a steam engine in, and between his brief (better left forgotten) career as the Green Goblin and Phil's, he'd built or modified enough goblin gliders that even without the blueprints, the design was familiar enough that he was able to reproduce it from memory. Sure, it might not have been an exact replica of the ones back home, but everything worked properly, and that's all that mattered. Getting the steam engine to work in the glider proved a challenge, but after a few sleepless nights, Normie finally got the hydraulics to stop leaking and frying the circuit board, and the glider was ready to take to the skies.

Which is exactly what he was doing on this night, as well as the past few nights. The glider itself isn't exactly something he'd show off to people (or even use beyond testing), but he sees no reason in making the outer shell look polished if the device didn't work. Besides looking like a typical glider's ugly cousin, it also doesn't have the signature horned mask head in the front. Normie's aware of how bad this might look, and had tried to make the glider look less like he's about to go terrorize a Parker on a bridge somewhere (but really, it just looks like a goblin glider without a mast, so he failed).

Keeping himself attached to the glider by specially designed magnets on his shoes, Normie just pilots the machine around the perimeter of his backyard at first, maneuvering it in small circles a few inches off the ground to make sure everything's still working before bringing the glider straight up a few feet, his body perpendicular to the ground below before he evens himself out. Nervous he might still be visible despite the darkness, he goes a little higher before attempting to push the glider's limits, speeding across his neighborhood in a giant circle. When he's satisfied the glider can handle it, he lands back in his backyard, but not before doing a loop-de-loop in the air for good measure.

He's taken precautions to not be seen during his testing: doing it at night, wearing all black, designing the glider to be as quiet as possible, but even with all of that, he's still probably not as stealthy as he'd hoped.
]


02. Maurtia Falls - The streets

[Ever since Clark Kent had mentioned the thrift shops in Maurtia Falls to him, Normie found himself venturing out there first whenever he's on the hunt for some old, busted electronics. He has found they typically had a good selection, were inexpensive, and that any sort of damage the machines might have were cosmetic. Sure, he can buy the parts he needed, but this way he not only saves money, he's able to learn more about this world's technology by disassembling them (there are obviously exceptions, parts Normie refuses to compromise on by salvaging it from other units, but whatever he can salvage he does).

In this particular outing, Normie is done for the day, and is somehow precariously balancing a stereo, a microwave, and a computer tower in his arms, to say nothing of the two cloth shopping bags containing who knows what hanging from one arm. Though he doesn't appear to be too worried about dropping anything, he also can't see very well in front of him, doing his best by craning his neck around the side of the tower of junk and attempting to maneuver around anyone else on the street.

Careful, or he might bump into you.
]


03. Heropa - A cafe
[One of the perks of his job as a Family Genealogy Researcher is that he's not stuck in an office all day, as often the research takes him out to various libraries and government offices. Rather than return to his office when he's done, he instead finds the nearest cafe, parks at an empty table, pulls out his laptop and any sort of notes he'd written down, and gets to work filling out various client's genealogy charts (after he pays for a coffee and a pastry, of course. Both of which he's careful to keep away from both his laptop and his papers).

He always tries to do this after the lunch rush, though he's not always successful. He might be hogging one of the cafe's larger tables, or perhaps he's asking to use the plug near your foot for his laptop cord, or maybe he's actually managed to knock his coffee all over his table, pulling his laptop away to safety in time, but not his notes.
]


04. All over - The library
[Another place Normie finds himself visiting with frequency are the local libraries. If he's not looking through public records, he's at the microform machine looking at old newspapers. He's at the one in Nonah so often people have actually confused him for a librarian (even though he isn't, if he can help, he does). Often, when he finishes gathering the information he needs, he can be found wandering the shelves for a bit before leaving, taking a particular interest in the Science Fiction and Fantasy, Graphic Novel, Mystery, and Nonfiction sections, as well as the DVDs.

And because Normie apparently can't get enough of the library (no, really, he could, he just thought it would be a nice gesture), he's teaching a Genealogy workshop in each of the major libraries in the Porter cities. The blurb on the libraries bulletin boards and inside their newsletters reads:


Researching your family tree may appear daunting, but thanks to the Internet it has never been easier. Learn how to utilize search engines and other free resources to uncover your ancestry.

If you catch him teaching one of these workshops, you'll see him explaining each of the resources in what he hopes is an engaging manner, though some of his explanations might be a little too technical in the earlier classes, and he has to stop to clarify several times. He'll also stay as late as needed, answering any questions any stragglers might have.]


[OOC: Or feel free to make your own starter!]
notdaredevil: (tell it like it is)

[personal profile] notdaredevil 2015-05-10 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I could hardly be unaware, Norman. I'm blind, not deaf.

[ Not just because he now knows once again that Spider-Man is Peter Parker, with all that entails. He's known Spider-Man a very long time, vouched for him and been a pain in his ass. Aside from Natasha, he's not sure he has a closer friend in their community. And he knows Peter would not hold that kind of grudge against Norman's grandson.

Someone might have to whack him upside the head once or twice, but...
]

But if you want answers about it that badly, I don't know who else to send you to. As far as I know, he's the one with the longest experience. Something like four years, I believe? And in good conscience, I can't suggest you speak to one of the others about it. Especially not your grandfather.
notdaredevil: (just some minor details)

[personal profile] notdaredevil 2015-05-12 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmm.

[ Ah. Well. He couldn't miss the way his pulse spikes, when Matt mentions Mr. Green Goblin. ]

Maybe we should talk about that particular elephant in the room. Just for a moment.

[ They're not going to get anywhere pretending Norman Osborn the First isn't a thing. But Matt can't hold it against him either. He can't help who he's related to.

If he could, he probably wouldn't be claiming Matt as an uncle.
]

Normie— [ That's only a little awkward. ] I won't pretend I have anything kind to say about your grandfather. Some of us still have very vivid memories of his worst moments, and the damage he caused. Myself included. [ Like that time he went crazy while in control of national security while running a team of psychotic criminals. Good times. ] That's no reflection on you. Even if it may take time for some of us to remember that. But I can't imagine he isn't going to try to contact you.

[ If he hasn't already. Matt's listening for another jump in pulse, a change in his sweat or his posture with increasing anxiety, so he doesn't have to ask if Normie's going to avoid the topic. ]

Or that it won't keep coming up.
notdaredevil: (the allegations are serious)

[personal profile] notdaredevil 2015-05-14 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I figured you wouldn't need me to tell you that you're under no obligation to have anything to do with him.

[ Maybe Matt would feel a little bit sorry for Norman, what with his entire family hating him...if he didn't deserve it. Completely, 100% deserve it. ]

Let me know if you need help filing a restraining order at any point. I'd do it pro bono.
notdaredevil: (I'm very disappointed)

[personal profile] notdaredevil 2015-05-14 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Now, Matt has no room to judge. Matt has a PhD in shitty, poorly-thought out plans. Not because he doesn't try to plan, or because he can't. But inevitably he'll end up playing it by ear sooner or later, and when he does, it's dangerous.

It's the sort of thing Matt would do. It's the sort of thing he's done, joining up with the enemy to take them apart from within. This ended with Matt possessed, declaring martial law all over New York.

That doesn't stop one hand from curling tight in a fist, around the handle of his cane where it sits folded neatly in his lap.
]

You'll forgive me for asking this, since I'm sure I knew the answer when you were growing up— but how familiar are you with your grandfather, exactly? How much contact have you ever had with him?
notdaredevil: (you're pathetic)

[personal profile] notdaredevil 2015-05-17 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Don't be alarmed?

It's not like Venom's someone Matt runs into all the time. That's more Peter's thing. But he's been familiar with the symbiote, off and on, and if anyone could hear that sound, it would be Matt. He knows what wind sounds like; he knows what cloth of all kinds and qualities sounds like, on all the possible variations of skin.

Matt gets tense. He leans across the table, ignoring the beginning wisps of the smell of that thing, the way the sound of it starts to grate on his eardrums with the unnaturalness of it. Low enough to make sure no one else can hear, Matt hisses furiously through his teeth:
]

That had better not be what I think it is, Norman.
notdaredevil: (it's not funny)

[personal profile] notdaredevil 2015-05-21 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
I know what Venom is.

[ His voice drips with ice. It doesn't occur to Matt that such a statement may require further explanation— why should he know? But he's not trying to keep up much of a facade anymore. He's not just an ordinary blind man, and he's told that to the world once already. ]

And I have some idea of why, despite that defense, it's still a cause for concern.
notdaredevil: ("i forgive you" but not really)

[personal profile] notdaredevil 2015-05-23 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I heard what you said. It's not my hearing that's deficient.

[ But Matt is the king of self-deceptive denial, and all he can think about is how many times he'd insisted on this or that to someone's face, fully believing it to be true, forcing himself to think it was true. And he knows, vaguely, that does something to a host's head, or else why would they keep it? ]

And I know if I have to do anything about it, I'll have a hell of a time facing Foggy. And if Webhead finds out I knew, and I kept it from him, he'll— actually, I don't care so much about that. He'll grow up and get over it. But I know he'll find out.

notdaredevil: (difficult answers)

[personal profile] notdaredevil 2015-05-25 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Matt can't tell him too much without openly admitting he's Daredevil. And despite the fact that he'd just done that to the world, to him, that's still raw. He'd immediately landed here, where the secret remains intact, and he hasn't been forced to live with— or lived with being forced to— openly dealing with it.

Which puts him in an awkward position. Because he hears the truth. Normie believes this. One hundred percent believes this. Matt himself holds his doubts, but then Matt himself is a deeply flawed person, susceptible to temptation and crashing and burning, and maybe it's not right to expect the sort of hubris he'd displayed in dealing with The Hand to come back and bite his alt-universe nephew in the past.

It's awkward just to feel kind of responsible for a grown-ass man he barely knows. But he's Foggy's son. And Matt loves Foggy so much that he would do anything for his sake. Even if it's not the Foggy he knows.
]

You don't want to come up on people's radar here, Norman. You have to be sure you can keep this thing in check, and this isn't going to bite you in the ass later on.
notdaredevil: (think about what you've done)

[personal profile] notdaredevil 2015-06-03 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That's not fucking pleasant. And he doesn't have to see to know that damn thing is there, or pick up on the change in tone. No, no thank you. That wasn't reassuring or convincing in the slightest.

Part of him wants to just wash his hands of this. This man isn't really his nephew. The Normie Osborn he knew was a boy whose greatest problem in life was that his mother accidentally married into the craziest family since the Mansons. And yet Matt thinks about having to confront Foggy, any Foggy, and explain that he's let his son go his own way...

But Matt's face is stiff, his posture rigid. He heard, but he didn't entirely hear. His voice drops as low as he can manage.
]

First of all? Don't ever do that in public again.

[ You know what he means. The thing, with the tendril. ]

You're not the first one here.
notdaredevil: (you're going to need a better story)

[personal profile] notdaredevil 2015-06-10 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I might be blind, but even I know camera phones are a thing, Norman.

[ Thank god Freddie Lounds is long gone, or it would definitely show up on her sight. Some kind soul in this shop would run to post it all over the internet. ]

It's not Eddie. I think I would have heard. It's someone else. We had a very thorough tabloid journalist for a bit who was all over a cannibal import. I don't know what came of it; again, you'd have to ask—

[ Spider-Man. ]
notdaredevil: (listen carefully)

[personal profile] notdaredevil 2015-06-13 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Can you really blame us?

[ God, what a mess. This is a compelling argument never to have children, and Matt has to resist the urge to rub at his eyes underneath his sunglasses. But there's one question he can't help but ask— ]

Did Foggy know? Or your mother?

[ That would make more difference than Normie could probably know. ]