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[unconchonable]

WHO: Eridan Ampora and Ryoki Tanaka
WHERE: One of Heropa's parks
WHEN: Late night on the 25th
WHAT: Meeting up for a possible smackdown
WARNINGS: Foul language, possible violence, will update as needed.

[Honestly, Eridan has better things to worry about than showing some smug half-bovine a thing or two.

The way he figures it, this will be quick and he'll go on to worry about the more pressing things, like the information leak. He's creeping on every reply to try and get some information, as much as he can, anyway. And if something of importance pops up, he'll just end this early and deal with it.

In the meantime, he's got a cow to slaughter.

It doesn't take long for him to show up at the park, with it being night out, it's a lot easier for him to navigate without the obnoxious light of day throwing him off. Still nothing in comparison to Alternia's sun, after all, but he's conditioned to the dark.

Either way, Eridan will be waiting at the park, eyes glued to his comm for the most part, trying to fish information while he waits for Ryoki to show up. Looking up to scan his surroundings every once in a while, before going straight back to the comm. Though, it is worth it to note he does seem to be holding a white wand in his other hand.]

Comments

[halfcow]

[ when the beam is pretty much directed at his face, what Ryoki does is to turn half of it into fire. it's a quick change, almost isn't noticed because of the beam's light, but as the beam passes by him (and doesn't hit), there seems to be smoke(vapor perhaps?) coming off his face. ]

That's the same shit as magic.

[unconchonable]

[His calmness intrigues Eridan. He expects that most humans would be a ball on the ground, begging for mercy out of fear and pettiness. Because, well, he doesn't expect much from humans, ok?

However, Ryoki stands, even staring him down, and there's what looks like vapor coming from his face. To that, Eridan squints trying to figure out what it is, if he actually hit him when he hadn't meant to (not that he actually cares), but any concentration is broken when Ryoki speaks up.]

IT AIN'T BLOODY MAGIC! Not ewen SIMILAR. It's science you fuckin' hoofbeast! But I shoulda expected your ilk to not understand a flippin' thing about it!

[halfcow]

[ Ryoki is way too cocky for his own good about his fire powers. In any case, watching the troll getting so worked up over the magic thing gives him some sort of happiness, really ]

That so? Then what's the difference, if you are that smart?

[unconchonable]

The difference bein' magic ain't nothin' but a bunch of fake fuckin' horsefeathers, while this shit is truth an' rightness made real. Weaponized, by the hands a me. The fuckin' wielder of all that is true and righteous.

That's the fuckin' difference you slack-jawed ignoramus!

[Yep. He's 100% serious. This guy is something else.]

[halfcow]

[ staring

at

him

like he is fucking insane, because that's all Ryoki can think of him right now ]

Are you like, super crazy and everybody forgot to tell ya that? Cuz, dude-

really. You are crazy.

[unconchonable]

[He lets out an annoyed groan, rolling his eyes.]

You know, most geniuses were often accused of insanity, so whatewer. I get that your shriweled sponge can't wrap around much, since it's brittle an' would otherwise break to pieces, but do you really gotta go the "oh god you're insaaaaane" route?

How flippin' borin'. An' pathetic.

[halfcow]

I don't fuckin' care what words I can use for this or now - your momma dropped you on your head when ya were a kid.

[ he groans. ] You ain't no genius, either, dumbass.

[unconchonable]

You call me a dumbass, yet you're the one implyin' I had one of your human custodians. News flash, idiot: I ain't got a momma an' I newer fuckin' will!

Either way, I wasn't ewer dropped on my head, stop projectin' onto me your shitty life story an' your intellectual issues. It ain't cute.