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John Reese ([personal profile] stellen) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2015-02-12 10:01 am

[OPEN] I just met you, and you're in training

WHO: John Reese & whoever stops by to torture him
WHERE: "The Grind", a coffee shop near the porter in De Chima
WHEN: From 6am-3pm today
WHAT: John's first day on the job as the worst barista in history
WARNINGS: Terrible customer service & possible violence



Conveniently located at the edge of downtown near the military base and porter, The Grind is your typical De Chima coffee shop and one of five shops sprinkled across the city. It caters to busy, important people going about their busy, important lives and offers quick service and a wide variety of hot drinks and gourmet pastries.

The atmosphere is young and cautiously trendy. Popular, but not overplayed songs on a carefully curated playlist create a mellow yet funky mood. It invites people to bring their computers and pretend to work, gossip with friends over a pretentious cup or simply pay too much for a croissant and be on their way.

The staff are bright, youthful and used to dealing with the steady flow of students, doctors and lawyers that make up the neighbourhood. They memorize your overly complicated drinks, do their best to pretend they care about your day and might even know you by name- they'll ask for it if they don't. Because you're a customer, not a number.

At least, most of the staff.

There's one barista that just doesn't seem to fit in. It could be that he's twenty-five years older and a foot taller than the girl at the cash register, or maybe just because he sucks at his job. He wears a bright gold tag that says 'TRAINING' right over the one that says 'John' with a drawn-on smiley face.

He screws up every drink. He wipes down the tables half-assedly and sweeps without even looking at the floor. He barely fits behind the counter and he keeps hitting his head on hanging light fixtures and bumping into people. He'll write your name down wrong, or replace it with 'glasses' or 'woman with baby'. When he says "Have a nice day" he does it with a frayed, empty sort of smile that might make you reconsider showing your face this side of town ever again.

He's too big, too old and too haggard to be doing what he's doing and he hates every minute of it, but for one reason or another he's still there- and he's your barista.
rathercommon: (well that was a thing)

picture of him on the wall framed by a gold star

[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-02-12 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Kitty is usually a little bit hard to catch flat-footed. But that response just completely takes her off-guard. She's...How...All right, she hates customer service, hates really dull dead-end jobs; they're a means to an end, with that end being making enough money to support her other hobbies. But she's good at them. And she's experienced enough to be completely flummoxed over the fact that anyone ever gave this guy a job. How? Why? How?

She stares at him a full moment, and then answers with a very British, very polite: ]


Lovely.

[ And then she nods like he actually answered her question, and then goes onto what she was actually going to say. ]

I'm afraid the milk in this is a bit burned. [ And then, with a no-offense sort of smile - ] They showed you how to use the steamer, didn't they?
rathercommon: (incredulous)

mothers cover their children's eyes so that they don't need to see it

[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-02-12 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ All right. She doesn't like that look at all - that fake, mocking smile, that ironic brightness that she's used on many a customer herself. The difference between them being, of course, is that Kitty's request right now is really sane and reasonable, and when she gets snippy at customers they obviously have it coming. So she can get snappish at him. She's got the right. Definitely. ]

Yeah, well, you need to get trained a bit better before they let you make drinks on your own.

[ And then she lets out a huffy sort of sigh. ]

Look, it's a rotten job. I'm a waitress myself. But if you keep on like this, you're going to get fired - and fast. And then where will you be?
rathercommon: (curious)

ave satanus etc.

[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-02-12 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's just...so bad. He's so bad at this. He is so amazingly bad at this. How on earth did he ever get past the interview stage? Who hired him? You've got to be charming in interviews, even if you're not going to like the job. You've got to grin and bear it. It's just...

Honestly, it's annoying. He's been at this, what, a day at the most? And she's being absolutely an angel to him. Kitty's put up with some rude customers, and she still keeps her smile. He hasn't even begun to see the worst of it, and he's acting like an actual raincloud forced into human skin. ]


It's Clara, actually.

[ It's Kitty, actually, but she's using this cafe to do a bit of spying; she has a different look than usual, and a different name, different documents, everything. Not that anything remotely interesting has come out of that spying. ]

And yeah. Sea-salt mocha peppermint sprinkles would be brilliant, thanks.

[ She hands the cup back to him, arching her eyebrows ironically. But then curiosity wins out: she takes a moment to look him over, up and down. He's awfully old, and clearly has never worked in customer service. Forced into this work after being knocked out of some other, better job, no doubt. He doesn't look all that posh, though. He carries himself with enough arrogance that he might be president of the whole world, but...His hands look a bit too rough. Kitty learned when she was young to tell the hands of people who did soft work, because those were the hands of the magicians, and those were dangerous people, people you had to avoid. His work isn't soft.

Interesting. ]


So what did you do before this?

[ The only name she has is "John," but like hell she's going to call him that. She hates it when people think that just because she's got a name on a tag they're on a first-name basis. The least she can do is give him a little dignity. ]
rathercommon: (uhmmmmmm)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-02-14 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Kitty's definitely not immune to that gaze. Sue her, she's eighteen and he's really really handsome, and smiling sort of lifts some of the gloom and misery away from his face and sort of reveals that he's maybe ridiculously handsome. She feels a little squirm of breathless appreciation for those long lashes and intense eyes...

Focus, Kitty. She stares hard at the espresso machine, admiring how...shiny it is. Very new. Much more expensive than the one at her cafe. ]


That doesn't mean very much, though, does it? That job description. You could be contracted to do anything.

[ She dares to look back at him now. ]

So?
rathercommon: (ummm whatever though)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-02-14 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Likewise, that brush of fingers against fingers makes her stomach squeeze with nervousness. And yet, in spite of that, in spite of the squirmy recognition of this man's handsomeness, Kitty's words are matter-of-fact. ]

Oh, that's crap.

[ She'd cross her arms if she didn't have that cup in her hand. As it stands, she just tilts her head to the side and narrows her eyes. ]

You just want to seem mysterious, don't you? [ And then, because she feels in her bones that if she doesn't push him she'll just get more of him being all...charming and blue-eyed and high-cheekboned at her: ] Were you in the military?
rathercommon: (explaining you a thing)

oh my god how DARE you show your face around here

[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-02-22 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Kitty says that because the streets of her homeworld are littered with discarded veterans of the war in America, men who signed up for a better life and job prospects and who came back shattered and miserable. John doesn't seem like that, not exactly; he's not missing any limbs, and he's not half-mad with exhaustion from the battlefield, but he's still got just an air about him. Less vaguely, more substantially, there's just that observation of his hard hands combined with his singular arrogance. A factory worker or a farmer won't think of himself as better than his work. A soldier, though - someone high up, a colonel or a general or something - he well might.

Of course, Clara isn't supposed to be so sharp. And Clara certainly isn't from any other world where there's some war going on. Oh, no. Clara is just a simple girl from this world's version of England - ordinary as anything. So she shrugs, trying to look perfectly simple. ]


One of the people I work with - he was a soldier. He left, though. You sort of remind me of him, that's all. So...Were you?
rathercommon: (happy)

no i take it back i take it all back

[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-02-22 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's maybe a brief flash of something rather enigmatic in her smile before she laughs and shakes her head. In the military - no. Certainly not in any conventional sense. But she was always the one who took the lead in interrogations. She was the most forceful, the quickest and the cleverest, and so on the occasion that they caught a demon or a messenger with some artifact, she always too the lead on getting information out of them about what they were carrying. So - maybe these are old habits. Born of being in a sort of army.

That was a long time ago for her, too, though. ]


Of course not.

[ And then the look she shoots him is a sort of oh really look, a chiding look. People - especially grown men - have always tended to assume that a nicely-dressed young girl can't be anything more than that - something disadvantageous and advantageous in equal measure. Here, she gives him that look just in case he starts to think of feeling wary towards her. ]

What led you to leave, anyway? The military, I mean. My coworker - he was injured.

[ Hazarding a guess. She hadn't missed where his hand had gone; if she had to lay odds at the moment, she'd bet that he'd been touching the wound that drove him out of the military. ]
rathercommon: (delighted)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-02-22 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hm. Should she push her luck and keep digging? Kitty considers the pros and cons of this. There's definitely something sort of fishy about John. And she's never had the chance to talk to a soldier before - because, a bit embarrassingly, she still rather assumes that he's a native; she'd know better if he'd just been a bit more active on the network, but he hasn't, and so she has no real reason to think otherwise. So it would be useful, but...More to the point, if she lets him go she's afraid she won't have any chance to fulfill her curiosity, and she'll go mad if she doesn't figure him out. What if he's a government agent? Or someone going (really, really badly) undercover? That could be really good to know, right?

No, you're just nosy, Kitty. Admit it. ]


Sure. There's a really brilliant kebab place around the corner. They make their baklava with pistachio; it's excellent.

[ She grins her winningest grin at him. ]
rathercommon: (SO HAPPY)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-02-23 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ She'd expected a little bit more resistance - trying to weasel out. The fact that he doesn't makes her smile a much more genuine sort of grin, bolder and fiercer. And, pleased at his agreeability and at her own fierce powers of persuasion, she tucks her hair behind her ear. ]

Brilliant. I'll get my things together.

[ And she picks up her latte (because like hell she's not going to drink that if she paid for it) and then goes to gather up her book and her tablet. ]
rathercommon: (warm)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-02-24 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
How monstrous.

[ Kitty grins, clearly more amused than horrified. And that just confirms, from her point of view: this isn't someone who's used to the service industry, not someone used to having to take breaks. That makes her think that he was probably telling the truth about being out of the military a long time: they've got to stay disciplined, haven't they? Ask for breaks and all that. She thinks. (She doesn't actually know all that well what goes on in the army.) ]

This place is quick, at least. Follow me.

[ She takes the lead easily, confidently. As she walks, she throws back another question at him: ]

What's your last name?