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Hank Schrader ([personal profile] schrader) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2014-11-17 08:14 pm

(open) ▶ we got new players in town

WHO: Hank Schrader, Jesse Pinkman, Rustin Cohle, and YOU.
WHERE: Around Cape Canaveral, then Heropa's police precinct, apartments, restaurants, and bars. Run into him anywhere, I'm flexible!
WHEN: November 16-22
WHAT: Maiming meth heads and making cliché X-Men jokes. In other words: he's settling in, okay?
WARNINGS: Mention of drug use, violence, and lots of F-bombs.
cape canaveral;
[ He's only just recently arrived, and it doesn't matter that he's been given a clean suit. Doesn't matter that it's a beautiful day. Doesn't matter that he's got an iced coffee just sitting there melting, or that he's probably getting a sunburn on his head that'll make him sorry. Doesn't matter what's good, or what's bad, because none of it is home. That puts it on a level with words he doesn't know. Florida doesn't even sum it up, and that's pretty bad on it's own.

Despite sitting out in the sun in his wheelchair, he's not lounging. He's not sitting like a guy would on a park bench, but instead like anyone might at an office desk. He isn't looking around with a casual front, although there is a newspaper. It's just a crumpled mess on the sidewalk beside him, the bullshit inside only further proof that none of this can be real. But even if it might feel like a dream, he isn't treating it like one. He's looking at everyone like they're a potential enemy (they are), and coming to terms with the realization he may not see his wife for a long time. That's the entire reason he had to leave the building in the first place: making too big of a scene over Marie's whereabouts. The jags thought he'd just cooperate because he can't walk on his own? He can still fire a gun.

Sucking air in through his teeth, he scratches angrily at the spot on his wrist they chose to violate, even if the tattoo isn't visible right now. He doesn't even want to think about what other Frankenstein crap they tried on him. His file wasn't reassuring. Working for the government doesn't entail this level of BS, that much he knows, no matter what Hollywood likes to dazzle laymen with. It's left him completely stuck on how to proceed.

Just when he'd finally had his motivation jump-started again, with Marie's tentative smile still alive in his memory and the Los Pollos logo sitting right in front of him, he's suddenly in the land of nod and unicorns, except these unicorns are just people with super powers. Supposedly. His inner child can't even get any enjoyment out of the prospects, not with everything he is invested in the life he had.

Fuck 'em. This isn't his government. Is it? Fuck. What he wouldn't give for a cigar and his wife's nagging opinions. ]

heropa;
[ So this is a world where the Jetsons didn't quite lie. It's not quite sci-fi, but it borders close enough to almost distract Hank from the gravity of this fuckfest. Almost. Hovering cars don't make him any more pleased to be shipped here, like some recruit in the 60's. Except he's supposed to believe this is still America. Well, fuck, okay then.

The only proper way to cope with that realization is collect as many books as he can on the subject...and drink. Drink a lot. While most of it will no doubt be at the apartment with a pile of texts, he'll still be frequenting bars and cheap diners a couple nights this week. He needs to see the kind of people that live here, anyway, and feel out new connections. It may be difficult when he practically radiates indignation, lurking by a corner table in his wheelchair, but it's hard to be friendly when so far you've only had possible enemies to meet.

He will be checking out the local precinct in the day, even if he's not ready to sign on for any work. As a fed, he isn't thrilled at the idea of working alongside city cops, especially as a Goddamn dispatch. He doesn't even get a proper badge. In reality (ACTUAL reality), he shouldn't give a single fuck about that, if he's to continue along the mindset that none of this is his, anyway; But it's hard to shake stereotypes and expectations, and somehow this seems even worse than a suspension. There's a mutual respect he'll offer street cops, with his history, but that doesn't make him want his old job back any less. Being a desk jockey and listening to panicked people all day? Thanks, no. He'll do nearly anything to change it.

Enough that his mind occasionally drifts back to that fairy godmother move Pinkman pulled on him. It had offered something like...hope. But hope from the enemy? He'd sooner deal with a physical therapist again than owe Pinkman his entire livelihood. He's no fucking Cinderella.

Tiana all the way. ]
hostage: (tortured ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2014-11-18 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[As if it wasn't bad enough that Jesse just gave himself a minor spinal injury to prove a point. Suddenly there's a chunk of concrete swiping him out of nowhere and he goes down, flat on his face. He stood no chance against that mineral rock.

But he's not dead. Or even unconscious. He's a little more durable than that these days. Once that initial disorientation passes and he realizes he's on the ground now, he picks his head up off the sidewalk and spits out a mouthful of blood. There's another wisecrack about assault on the tip of his tongue, but he can't talk anymore. Mission accomplished, Hank.]
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a bar :')

[personal profile] dog_eat_dog 2014-11-18 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Several days into her stay in Heropa, Tess is finally getting on her feet, and for the first time in as many days she feels like she's getting comfortable in her old element. Legally-run dive bars aren't necessarily the most familiar territory, but they're as close as she'll get, and Tess feels most at home around seedy people. When you spend as much time as she has with criminals, dealers, junkies, smugglers and otherwise distasteful people as she does, you acquire a certain comfort around people who frequent dive bars rather than the after-six martini bars.

Tess has that comfort in spades, and that's why she's flitting between groups of people, striking up conversation, introducing herself in a nonchalant but friendly way. People should know her. It's habit to be relatively known. Most people are friendly back, too. People in dive bars don't judge as much, either: Tess fits right in with her scars and her messily-cut hair and slightly ill-fitting clothes and bandaging peeking out just beyond the neckline of her shirt. Anywhere else, she looks like she crawled out of an AA meeting in the shittiest part of town.

But that guy in the corner gets her interest most. The guy looks like a dog at the end of a chain, seething and bitter about being tied to a stake. People like that usually want something, and Tess likes knowing what people want. After all, supplying what people want is her market.

So she approaches him.

"You don't look like you're having a good time for someone drinking as much as you have."
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[personal profile] shittybirthday 2014-11-18 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ As much as the superpower shit breaks Joel's brain if he thinks too hard about it, he's finally, after about six, maybe seven months of living in this place, finally begun to just accept that it's a thing here. He doesn't get it, doesn't understand it, doesn't like it, but next to the world he comes from, he'd rather bizarre superpowers he doesn't understand than Clickers any goddamn day.

And so, when he's heading back to his and Ellie's apartment after walking her to work (partly just to spend time with her, mostly because he's still paranoid something bad might happen - it's hard to shake old survival instincts and habits), he would have deliberately turned a blind eye to the rumble in the ground and the sudden chunk of cement that comes ripping from out of the ground if he hadn't have recognised the person whom the chunk of cement goes slamming down on.

And look, as much as Jesse pisses Joel off, he's dealt with far worse assholes. There's something about the stupid goddamn kid that has had Joel kinda getting a little protective towards. Maybe it's the fact that Jesse is his boss and Joel looks out for him for his own interest. Maybe it's because Ellie annoyingly likes him so much, and so Joel feels compelled to bother just to appease Ellie. Maybe it's because the kid really is just a dumb, lost kid.

Whatever the reason, Joel's eyes widen at the scene that unfolds ahead of him, and without another moment's hesitation, he picks up his pace, all broad shoulders and menacingly tight jaw and an effortlessly threatening stride.

Jesse will be fine. He recovered from that savage beating he got from that Ward asshole just fine. A chunk of cement landing on him is probably nothing next to that. He's got his eyes trained on the guy in the wheelchair, anyway. While Jesse is lying sprawled on the ground with blood dripping from his mouth, Joel steps right past him, dashes an arm out towards the crippled guy, and snatches the front of his shirt in his rough, broad hand. His other hand is making a grab for the guy's communicator, ready to wrestle it out of his hand.

Is Joel enough of an asshole to haul a crippled guy out of his wheelchair and toss him onto the ground? Yeah, probably. He doesn't, though. Not yet, anyway. ]


You wanna explain to me what the hell you think you're doin'?
Edited 2014-11-18 06:38 (UTC)
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[personal profile] hostage 2014-11-18 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Oh no. That's Joel.

Jesse's partially relieved, because he's pretty sure Schrader was about to call the authorities or some shit and that's the last thing Jesse needs, honestly. Even an ambulance is more of a hassle than he really wants to deal with.

But this is Joel, which means the chances of this escalating to murder just jumped by... a lot.]


Nnn...

[God, fuck. Something's wrong with his throat. He can't raise his voice, so he stretches out his arm to slap at Joel's ankle. No. Bad Joel. Don't break the cop.]
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[personal profile] shittybirthday 2014-11-18 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ If it wasn't for Jesse suddenly slapping at his ankle, and with such urgency, the way the wheelchair guy makes an equally strong grab at Joel's collar would have been enough for Joel to simply reach behind him to grab out his pistol tucked into the back of his waistband. He's kinda surprised by wheelchair's guy's strength, and in between that and getting ready to haul the guy onto his gimpy feet to toss his ass down, he throws a glance down at the kid.

I got this, he's about to say. And then, wheelchair guy begins to talk, and the only important word Joel hears in all of that is police.

It clicks then that Jesse had been trying to warn him by slapping at his ankle like that. Joel stares down at the wheelchair guy - what did he just say his name was? Schrader? - and all urge to toss this guy down on his ass, maybe threaten him with his gun, immediately dissipates.

Alright, then. Joel shoves the guy back into his chair, letting go of his shirt at the same time, and he takes a step back. Still holding the guy's communicator in his hand, though. Definitely not giving that back just yet, not if this guy works for law enforcement.

Joel throws another glance down at Jesse. He properly notices the state the kid's in, then, the blood drooling from his mouth and the way he seems completely incapacitated. Oh Jesus, not again. ]


The kid'll be fine. I'll take him to the hospital myself.

[ No, he won't. But this Schrader guy doesn't need to know that. ]
Edited 2014-11-18 07:15 (UTC)
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[personal profile] hostage 2014-11-18 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Thanks, Joel. You're a pal. Jesse doesn't think Schrader's going to let this go so easily, though. He can't agree with Joel verbally, so he's just nodding his head as much as he can while barely being able to raise it a few inches off the ground. Real convincing.]
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[personal profile] dog_eat_dog 2014-11-18 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
"It's not up to my standards," Tess says, which isn't exactly a lie, even if she's drank much worse too often to claim those standards are based on any good taste. Rather, her standards are based on how much she can sell it for, and to the right buyer, lousy beer is still beer.

She slides into a seat in the nearest chair, which she drags a little closer.

"I used to work in distribution. Unfortunately for you, plenty of people will pay good money for piss-water. It's far easier to sell than most."
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[personal profile] shittybirthday 2014-11-18 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
Matter of fact, I do.

[ At home, that is. Which is a good few blocks away from here. Whatever - isn't like he's going to be driving Jesse to the hospital, anyway. He can fling Jesse over his shoulder, make it look like he's taking him off to infirmary. He's done it before - flung Jesse over his shoulder before, that is. Hopefully this time, the kid won't puke all over him.

But first matters first. He's gotta smooth this over somehow. Whether Joel believes this guy is in the police or not isn't the point - the point is, Joel isn't going to take any chances. Last thing both Jesse and himself needs is the police hot on their tail.

Time to switch on some of that mediating Texan charm of his. He's a pro at it, having spent years smoothing over feathers Tess ruffled back in the zone. ]


Now, look-- [ He's crouching down by Jesse now, one hand on the kid's shoulder while looking up at Schrader, a hand held out palm-down at him in a cool, calm manner, like he's only interested in reasoning with him. ] I know I treated you a bit rough just then, wasn't aware you were law enforcement. Just thought you were givin' the kid a hard time, is all.
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[personal profile] hostage 2014-11-18 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
[This is possibly the first time Jesse's ever heard Joel use that tone, and he's giving such a side-eye right now. Is this going to work? This probably isn't going to work. Okay, he needs to focus on healing his voice, like... pronto.]
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[personal profile] shittybirthday 2014-11-18 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it was a mistake on my part, too.

[ Hopefully a mutual admission of mistakes will appease the guy, even if just a little. And Joel is real hesitant about handing the communicator back but he complies, does his best to make it seem like it's no big deal: he holds out the communicator the guy without argument. ]

Look, think it's best you let me handle this, let me get him to the hospital myself. The, uh, the superheroes in this place, [ god, after all these months, Joel still feels like an idiot talking about superheroes ] like me and you and this kid down here, get a lotta media exposure. We call in paramedics, there's probably gonna be cameras and a whole bunch of attention we don't need. Ain't gonna look real good for you if they start spinnin' stories 'bout a police officer attacking and almost killin' a kid on the streets.
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[personal profile] hostage 2014-11-18 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay... Okay, he's got some of the swelling down. Jesse props himself up on one elbow, and his voice is hoarse but at least he can say something for himself:]

Listen to him, Schrader. The game's changed. We're all high-profile now.
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[personal profile] shittybirthday 2014-11-18 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Alright, well, good. Looks like the guy isn't going to call the paramedics. That's a start. Joel throws a quick glance down at Jesse, though. The way the kid just addressed Schrader made it sound like he knows this guy or something. Joel will sure be grilling Jesse about that when they're somewhere more private.

Attention back on Schrader. ]


Believe me - none of us are no-names here. Not me, not the kid, not you. [ A fact Joel hates, which is why he keeps as low a profile as he can. ] It'll be a helluva lot worse if you go ringin' them paramedics instead of lettin' me deal with this.
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[personal profile] hostage 2014-11-18 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
Besides... I ain't gonna die.

[He sounds so sure of that for a guy who had blood pouring from his mouth a minute ago and who still doesn't seem capable of sitting up.]
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[personal profile] shittybirthday 2014-11-18 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, well, Joel knows Jesse sure ain't gonna die, and he sure doesn't want to stand around in the street discussing this. Doesn't want to give this Schrader guy a chance to change his mind and call the paramedics. Time to get Jesse to his feet. Or flung over his shoulder, at least. ]

Look, I got this. [ He gives the guy a final pointed look. Then he turns his attention to Jesse. ] Shut it, kid. We'll get you to the hospital, alright?

[ Subtly but promptingly looking at Jesse as much to say, play along with me here. Too bad if this ends up being humiliating as hell for Jesse. Better to be humiliated than get the cops involved. Gripping Jesse's arm, Joel rolls him slowly and carefully over onto his back - the slow and careful part is for the sake of appeasing Schrader more than anything - and then slips one arm under Jesse's neck and anchors his other under the kid's knees.

Christ, this is like deja fucking vu. ]

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