→ ( OPEN - i hit him in the head with a rollerskate, put him in a dentist's chair )

[desequilibre]

WHO: Athos & you!
WHERE: Heropa / De Chima.
WHEN: November 21st - all day.
WHAT: Catch-all for a day in the life of a Musketeer ... well, this Musketeer.
WARNINGS: Let's be real, he's probably drunk for at least half of this.

( and everybody's asking do I care - it's hard to control it )

Get in, Loser, We're Going Shopping

[missleadingquestions]

WHO: Riku, Kaneda, and Maya (Tall, medium, and small)
WHERE: the mall at DeChima
WHEN: Nov. 21
WHAT: Kaneda is gross and has like, one single T-shirt. Riku and Maya are here to change that.
WARNINGS: Kids being dumb, but nothing beyond that!

( seriously man a pack of hanes is like $3 )

CRUNCHY CAGES OF FROSTED TOASTED CORN

[fuckai]

WHO: Church fuckai and Tex failureisntachoice
WHERE: A fancy schmancy restaurant in Heropa
WHEN: 11/21
WHAT: Church and Tex attempt to go on a date.
WARNINGS: The general RvB blanket of horror!

( PERFECT COMBINATION OF CORN, RICE & WHEAT )