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ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴍᴜʀᴘʜʏ ([personal profile] mofi) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2020-02-24 08:13 pm

i think there's a flaw in my code

WHO: Murphy & YOU
WHEN: Throughout February
WHERE: Various locations
WHAT: Catch-All
WARNINGS: TBD
pillz: (mild)

[personal profile] pillz 2020-03-07 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
"We're gonna eat 'em," Kavinsky says, definitively. "And that's a deal. I'll keep the commentary to myself. But you can tell me if you hate what I made you." He hitches the rolled-up blanket under his arm and jerks his head toward the venue, falling into step beside the other boy.

Did he even lock his car. Does he care. No/no.

"Pinterest got some good ideas for gingerbread Valentine's day houses," Kavinsky says. "And gingerbread vagina cookies. Chocolate dick cake. I figured that was the classiest option." He jerks his chin at the pink fellas in Murphy's grip, even as the scratch of their tread on concrete turns into a gentler scuff on the grass. He picks a spot very close to a heater, flings it wide. Physics wins, and he doesn't actually manage to spread the fabric very far before it collapses into a crumple, but it's fine.

He puts down a bag on it, and then navigates around to straighten out the other corner. "You hungry? They make a mean avocado and toast here."
pillz: (hay)

[personal profile] pillz 2020-03-24 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Kavinsky puts in the order. Avocado toast.

He also puts in an order for: chocolate dick cake, XL, for his friend here-- because -- because. With a perfectly straight (ha) face, he tops off the order with mimosas, then proceeds to flop back. Both he and the waitress then shift their attention to Murphy, expectantly. In the meantime, Kavinsky reaches over to amputate a gingerbread man's leg and then eat it.

He doesn't really expect to get a big reaction out of Murphy, but you know. One can hope.