"I'm sure they would have work for you with special targets, if you asked. Just no randomness. That'll earn you a criminal record."

He watches his nails being buffed for a moment. The attendants have wisely decided to ignore the conversation.

"I have the greatest superhero costume. Custom made for me and designed for maximum impressions and effectiveness."

Some were not so flattering impressions. He does get a lot of mockery, particularly from those who know of him from other dimensions. But he won't listen to that.