"Holy shit!  I gotta write that one down."  Eddie fumbles with his fanny pack, pulling out a small pencil and notepad. "What are the wrong agents?"  He is the type to clean much more than other kids his age, always worried about germs.  It's worse now without his mother around to do those chores.

"I think they're all the dickheads responsible.  They should have done test runs, to make sure the heat wouldn't warp the doors."   Eddie declares, as if he's certain.  "They forgot to follow safety codes and procedures.  Dumbasses."