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WHO: Jaskier
WHERE: All over
WHEN: Throughout early and mid Jan (pre-2020 plot)
WHAT: An open log of boy toy bard from a far away land who decides to adapt and overcome, or maybe just go cry in a corner
WARNINGS: Maybe some rudey words...

i. heropa; new bard on the block

[ It had barely been half a minute since the poor bard had been handed his information pack and communicator, given back his lute, and shoved out into the warm winter day of Heropa to fend for himself. There's a few odd stares spared for the fellow in a fetching red ensemble and knee high boots, but for the most part the locals leave him to it, a little too used to seeing the weird and wonderful characters that come through the Porter each month.

His eyes lift skyward for a moment, observing the unfamiliar streaks of contrails amongst the striking blue, before they slip shut and he stutters out a sigh. Composing himself before a big performance, that's all this is. Just another step towards a brand new adventure, out into the great, wide world and... almost straight into the path of a car that swiftly blares it's horn in passing.

With a soft squeak he scutters off down the sidewalk, staying on the path like every normal person should because those carriages sure are fast. Throughout the afternoon he can be found drifting, curious and clueless as he peers into stores, vigorously questions street vendors, homeless folk and just about anyone he can corner, and gives baffled stares at the shop fronts adorned with gadgetry and bright lights.

He is most definitely a fish out of water. ]

ii. everywhere; song requests!

[ Location doesn't matter all that much to a travelling bard, especially one who has plenty of new towns to explore. He may not be quite over the shell shock of it all, but he perseveres as best as one can. He's travelled to far away lands before, seen mages and monsters, dragons and devils, met Witchers and witches... this? This is no different, he just needs the tether that's always kept him going; music. Throughout the first weeks of the month he can be found dotted around the different towns, in cafes, bars, parks and anywhere with a perching spot, picking softly at his lute, notepad and pen in lap. He mumbles out words at seemingly random, hums and strums chords, and slowly drags out sentences as the creative process takes shape. ]

... endure and withstand amidst a far away land,
where perception overwhelmed, I stand powerless at the helm,
wrecked betwixt reverence and wonder...

[ A moment of quiet contemplation, and then without much regard decides aloud: ] Nah, that's shit.

[ Other times, when he's not savagely scribbling out his own work, he'll be found busking around towns in front of crowds of various sizes, revelling in the attention as he plays stripped down, exceptionally acoustic versions of various songs, feet stamping and crowd clapping providing his percussion. Another song finished, he loudly proclaims to anyone that catches his eye: ]

A request! What do you wish to hear? Anything at all!

[Literally anything. It would appear this bard knows every song the crowd has thrown at him so far, lyrically and musically. ]

iii. maurtia falls; working hard or hardly working

[ Mob Tours, they'd told him. That's where he'd have to show up for his first week of work, tasked with keeping well paying tourists and locals enraptured with tales of gruesome murders and bloody feuds. He wasn't exactly sure what a mob tour was exactly, but when given a script to learn he was happy to oblige, studying like any professional actor should, and acing every damn performance he showed up to.

The 'uniform' was a little unusual by his expectations, but most would easily recognise the mob reference in getting their tour guides to wear 1920's inspired pinstripe suits. Not quite his familiar peacock standard of wear, but with the added blood red pocket square and two tone shoes, he at least felt dapper enough to ooze the usual confidence.

He also now blended in far better with some of the more choice bars around town, slipping into the high end cocktail bars at the end of work to rub shoulders with some of the rich and powerful. Jaskier was at least tolerated in some of the circles for now, innocent as he was in cheerfully chatting to anyone who'd listen. ]

You know, I think I could get used to a world such as this.

[ Decided dreamily as he cradled a strong whiskey sour, sucking at the peel of his orange slice. ] I feel truly pampered. Like a Lord amongst his devoted serfs.

iv; wildcard!

[ Make up something new! Give me a poke if there's any starters you fancy. ]

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[she is not terribly convinced, despite his earnest explanation, because she's still kind of stuck on that whole rituals-to-stay-young smack talk he was laying out for sorcerers a moment ago. and this whole "i'm not [x]-ist because my friends are [x]!" argument never really flies, does it?

honestly? she expected that kind of thing about elves, but not an entire field of spellcraft!]

I am, in fact. Yet I'll have you know I've never partaken in any rituals to maintain beauty. Obviously.

[ The "my friend is x" is the worst fucking reasoning in existence. For a man so talented with words, Jaskier is pretty terrible with them too. Thankfully he's not going into the elves treatment in his own world on top of all this. ]

Ah, yes, I believe that's exclusive to Aretuzan sorceresses, and not always by choice...

[dryly:] I'll be sure to keep that in mind, next time I'm introducing myself or my sorcery background, thank you.

I suppose I'll leave you to your... [uh.] Whatever it was you were doing.

[ Jaskier's brows knit upwards in light concern, taking a half step forward like he wants her to stay but knows better than to follow if she does decided to leave. It's a tough life being a man desperate for attention in a world where he's yet to make friends. ]

I appear to have upset you. [ He's just not exactly sure how just yet. ]

Allow me to make it up to you?

I--what?

[she was going to veer around him and bustle away, but his offer gives her pause.

suspicious pause, suspicious up-and-down look-over included. things are much more ominous when one takes off the sparkly oh-no-hot-person goggles.]

That's...kind...But I wouldn't want you to suffer my company for any longer than you must. Wouldn't that get in the way of your...ah, ambitions? Work on garnering fame? I'm hardly the start for that.

If you'll suffer mine!

[ Her hesitation is enough to brighten him up considerably, back on track for continued attention if he can just manage not to fuck it up again. ]

Truth be told I'm not exactly sure how to even begin here. In fact, I've still not quite gathered where "here" is. But if you'd spare me your time, I think you'd make a most wonderful muse to help begin this new tale of mine.

...

[...ah.]

You're...very new to this world. Aren't you?

[ Ding ding, she's a winner!

He just bows his head in confirmation, a light smile accompanying his own self-mockery. ]

Was it the wide eyed, terrified stare, or the panicked confusion that gave it away? I must know.

[her expression softens despite herself.]

...Well. I suppose I'd feel guilty if I heard later that you'd wandered off into traffic unawares when I could've done something to help avoid that.

[sigh.]

Fine. Very well. I'll assist you, then. If you've questions in mind or places you need to find...?

[ From context he's assuming traffic refers to the speedy carriages, and his gaze drifts off towards the road where he'd almost gotten himself run over all too recently. It's a safe bet of hers too assume it might happen again, he's still not quite gathered the difference between side walks, roads, crossings and all that other weird stuff that's all very grey and all very samey. ]

Oh! Actually, I do eventually need to find...

[ He reaches around to withdraw his crumpled file from the back of his exceptionally high waisted breeches, flicking through a couple of pages before squinting down at the text. ]

M-maawtia Falls? [ American place names are weird. ]

Maurtia Falls. Yes, I know of it. Most imPorts do. Or ought to, anyway. [the prospect of going out to that city makes her grimace briefly before she forces the neutral expression back on her face.

...well, neutral for her.

she clears her throat and bustles ahead.]

Come along, then. We must go down to the Porter to get there. I can try to answer your questions along the way.

[and teach him how to read the traffic lights. thank gods she's already mastered that embarrassing bit...]

[ He either doesn't catch that grimace or doesn't make comment on it, instead cheerfully tagging along, comforted in the presence of a guide who knows what she's doing.

And because it's been at least five minutes since he's said something potentially offensive... ]

Are you elven?

Half, actually. On my father's side. [she slows after her initial burst of anxious speed so they may converse at a reasonable pace.] Why? Is that going to be an issue?

Not at all! Simple curiosity.

[ Jaskier's glad for the slow in pace, his own speed a slow sort of trudge thanks to exhaustion. It's all been very exciting, but sleep sounds great too. ]

My lute was gifted to me by the King of Elves, in fact, such a fan that he was! Nice fellow. Do you have any elf kings where you're from? Bit weird to have a king for an entire race when you actually think about.

[she quirks an eyebrow at that, giving him a sidelong glance as she slows at the crosswalk.] What's weird about that? There's kings of men in all kinds of stories and songs, aren't there?

Metaphorically, I suppose, yes.

[ He doesn't slow, used as he is to cobbled streets and dirt roads carrying the sound of horses hooves. Perhaps the painted and lit up crosswalk should be obvious even to those unfamiliar, but tiredness is one hell of a way to stop brain thinky, not that Jaskier's brain thinky even at the best of times. ]

You mean to say there are no kings in the land you hail from? Truly? [that seems so...odd. bards without kings to charm. what would the point be!]

Oh, many kings and queens from all over the lands, but they rule over kingdoms, not races. I'd like to say they're fair to all under them but that would be an easily detectable lie. Still, I find it best to remain on their best side; the coin is good and the renown is unrivalled. You know I might just be the most sought after bard in all the world.

[ Not that he's bragging or anything. ]

[she squints at that, not answering right away only because the light changed, and they need to hoof it across before cars start over again.]

Kingdoms of men, I'd gather. I still see no difference. Elves have borders and lands as much as any if they wish! If they wish. And I'd wager you'd need to keep your thoughts of any perceived weirdness to yourself if you seek to be sought after by any of them.

[is she a bit snappish and haughty? yes. that's elf upbringing for you! but is it a sign of her being a bit more comfortable in the conversation? also yes!]

[ He wisely follows her lead, glancing back and forth only to catch a glimpse at these strange car things but trying his best to just ignore the oddness and keep with the conversation. ]

Mm, you might me onto something there. I've performed in a great many kingdoms for a great many rulers, but an elf gathering is still something I haven't had the pleasure of entertaining. I could create all new songs for them, inspired by my latest muse of breathtaking beauty.

Really. [her tone is dry and skeptical as her eyes set forward once more, getting her bearings for where next to turn or cross to get to that building.] It had better be something exceptional to impress an elf; I imagine regardless of worlds, their standards are quite high, and doubly so for any human.

You don't think me exceptional?

[ Tired or not, this is absolutely a challenge accepted, or at least a chance to woo hearts, gain attention, and maybe cause some embarrassment. Despite the very public setting, he bursts out with a voice that carries far, staring at Cecelia so vehemently that there's very little doubt this is all for her. ]

With eyes warm as summer that burn hot as the sun,
A wildfire of immensity
Searing with intensity
My scorched heart, she’s already won...

[the second he starts booming his song, she yelps and hops a few startled steps ahead, nearly losing her armful of books in the process. gods, yes, sure, she's half an elf but her hearing all-elf, thanks!

her alarm means she misses some of that meaning, instead too busy being utterly embarrassed by how all eyes snap directly to him -- to them -- as he makes his verse.

is he crazy?! everyone's looking now! never mind that that's exactly what a performer wants, it's not what she wants!!]

Yesveryniceokaythanks CAN WE JUST KEEP MOVING NOW??

[ It's not easy trying to keep a steady singing voice while trying to keep up with a companion who's stepping ahead. Does she not appreciate the hard work that goes into creating on the spot music and singing it pitch perfect?! ]

B-but, I have more. I can sing you more!

[ He's stopped singing, at least, but he's still VERY LOUD. ]

Would you prefer it with music? If you just wait a moment I can retrieve my lute.

[ There's already some fumbling to reach for his cased instrument. ]

[Cecelia didn't grow up in this society, so she never knew the dread that comes with being subject to going to a restaurant and having random strangers sing Happy Birthday to you in front of everyone. but this? this is about the same level of awful. more aware than ever of the dozens of pairs of eyes now fixing on their point as she moves, Cecelia fights the want to scream. that'd only make it worse! she'd just--

did he say lute.]

No! NononononoNONONO!

[she reels around, books flying everywhere as she lunges and grabs for his case to keep it shut, eyes big with terror. her hair has begun to frizz as static builds up in her -- a trait that might carry over in tiny shocks to the poor man.]

That! That will not! Be necessary! At all! Thank you but no thank you!

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