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maskormenacelogs2019-10-27 07:25 pm
needlenose) wrote in maskormenacelogs2019-10-27 07:25 pm
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Somebody call Globestar
WHO: The Rhino and YOU! The person unlucky enough to be in the vicinity!
WHERE: All over Nonah. All over.
WHEN: Backdated to October 20
WHAT: The Rhino vs. Buzzwole for the Superheavyweight Title!* (*Title not guaranteed and may not exist)
WARNINGS: None really. Just two big muscle-headed brutes gettin their FITE onand maybe making a mess in the process shhhh
The zombie thing had been weird. Kinda fun! But kinda weird, too. But that was nothing compared to the giant buy guy who showed up outta nowhere lookin to throw down.
Yes, anyone not in the immediate vicinity might have already caught wind of what was going on in Nonah in all its shakey camera-phone recorded glory. There was a huge man in a rhinoceros outfit in a knock down, drag-out fight with a larger bug...thing with what looked like a giant needle in its face. And despite several bone-crunching blows being traded, neither one seemed to be running low on steam just yet. Buzzwole had a notable push early on, managing a blow to Rhino's gut that was just strong enough to lift him off the ground, followed by a right hook that actually made him stagger back a few steps. But for O'Hirn's part, he'd be making the highlight reel for stopping the ultrabeast dead in its tracks when it leaned down to run in and try stabbing him with that needle in its face.
It didn't work. It didn't work at all. All it did was help Rhino put a new pothole right in the middle of main street in the shape of Buzzwole's head when he brought both fists down on the bug beast. And since it didn't seem to get stunned all that easy, he followed it up by punting the weird creature through a traffic light and bouncing off the side of a post office to land on top of some poor schmuck's car.
The whole thing's probably much less entertaining for anyone actually in the area, though. Their little tussle has been a running brawl all throughout the city, which made it difficult for most people to stay out of the way. Short of fleeing the city entirelyk, there didn't seem to be any way to fully get clear. For his part, Rhino was- surprisingly- trying to minimize any casualties. Which didn't take much effort, since the weird bug thing only seemed to be interested in him, but he was at least taking some care to avoid smashing the thing with any cars with people in them or knocking it into apartment buildings. He didn't seem to appreciate any spectators getting too close, either.
"Get outta here already, this ain't no place to be rubber neckin!"
Buzzwole wasn't really returning the courtesy, and seemed to take advantage of Rhino's distractions whenever possible.
Which was why anyone minding their own business and avoiding the one-on-one warfare going on outside might find themselves suddenly smack dab in the middle of it. The fight might've been mostly avoiding the residential areas, but it wasn't uncommon for one or both of them to come crashing into a shop or any other buildings in the area. At least whenever Rhino got thrown into one he had the good sense to tell people to clear out.
"Beat it! I don't got time ta watch where I'm goin!"
Which, admittedly, is a weird warning, but with just how often he likes to lower his head and just stampede his way right toward Buzzwole to try and impale the thing on his horn- or bring his head up at the last moment and try to catch it off guard with a punch instead of an attempted goring- it kinda made sense.
WHERE: All over Nonah. All over.
WHEN: Backdated to October 20
WHAT: The Rhino vs. Buzzwole for the Superheavyweight Title!* (*Title not guaranteed and may not exist)
WARNINGS: None really. Just two big muscle-headed brutes gettin their FITE on
The zombie thing had been weird. Kinda fun! But kinda weird, too. But that was nothing compared to the giant buy guy who showed up outta nowhere lookin to throw down.
Yes, anyone not in the immediate vicinity might have already caught wind of what was going on in Nonah in all its shakey camera-phone recorded glory. There was a huge man in a rhinoceros outfit in a knock down, drag-out fight with a larger bug...thing with what looked like a giant needle in its face. And despite several bone-crunching blows being traded, neither one seemed to be running low on steam just yet. Buzzwole had a notable push early on, managing a blow to Rhino's gut that was just strong enough to lift him off the ground, followed by a right hook that actually made him stagger back a few steps. But for O'Hirn's part, he'd be making the highlight reel for stopping the ultrabeast dead in its tracks when it leaned down to run in and try stabbing him with that needle in its face.
It didn't work. It didn't work at all. All it did was help Rhino put a new pothole right in the middle of main street in the shape of Buzzwole's head when he brought both fists down on the bug beast. And since it didn't seem to get stunned all that easy, he followed it up by punting the weird creature through a traffic light and bouncing off the side of a post office to land on top of some poor schmuck's car.
The whole thing's probably much less entertaining for anyone actually in the area, though. Their little tussle has been a running brawl all throughout the city, which made it difficult for most people to stay out of the way. Short of fleeing the city entirelyk, there didn't seem to be any way to fully get clear. For his part, Rhino was- surprisingly- trying to minimize any casualties. Which didn't take much effort, since the weird bug thing only seemed to be interested in him, but he was at least taking some care to avoid smashing the thing with any cars with people in them or knocking it into apartment buildings. He didn't seem to appreciate any spectators getting too close, either.
"Get outta here already, this ain't no place to be rubber neckin!"
Buzzwole wasn't really returning the courtesy, and seemed to take advantage of Rhino's distractions whenever possible.
Which was why anyone minding their own business and avoiding the one-on-one warfare going on outside might find themselves suddenly smack dab in the middle of it. The fight might've been mostly avoiding the residential areas, but it wasn't uncommon for one or both of them to come crashing into a shop or any other buildings in the area. At least whenever Rhino got thrown into one he had the good sense to tell people to clear out.
"Beat it! I don't got time ta watch where I'm goin!"
Which, admittedly, is a weird warning, but with just how often he likes to lower his head and just stampede his way right toward Buzzwole to try and impale the thing on his horn- or bring his head up at the last moment and try to catch it off guard with a punch instead of an attempted goring- it kinda made sense.
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He winds up climbing on top of an abandoned food stall to get a good view. Unlike most of the other onlookers he doesn't have his phone out to film, he wasn't trained to that, but he's definitely interested in watching. Maybe helping, if he can. Shame he doesn't really carry a gun these days.
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"Why don't you beat it?" She says, not even caring that kicking out at some huge guy that looks like a rhino. She's used to animal people back home. One of her best friends is a lizard. And that kick is pretty hard considering she's got super strength and indestructible skin. If he dodges, she'll probably obliterate the table right next to him.
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"Hey! Watch it!"
Super strength or not, she still looks like a kid. Comparatively, anyway. He ain't about to throw hands with a kid if it can be avoided, no matter how ill-tempered.
"I ain't runnin! Even the old O'Hirn never ran away scared! Not from no wannabe hero, and definitely not from some lousy bu-!"
Who, naturally, comes barreling into the shop after O'Hirn and knocks him clear into the far wall- and then promptly turns its attention to Lonnie. And...strikes a pose? For some reason? Several poses, even! Whatever this thing is, it's enthusiastically flexing like it's some sort of creepy game of charades. Who even knows what it's trying to say!
There's definitely less room for interpretation when it comes to the part where it tries to stick Lonnie with that giant needle on its face, though. That's sort of a universal sign that it's not here to be friendly. Fortunately, if today has been any indication, it's not great at identifying which of the strong imports it wants to slurp up are also needle-proof.