☂️ All you sinners stand up

[hellogoodhigh]

WHO: The Hargreeves + Guests
WHERE: Various Cities
WHEN: Month of September
WHAT: Mass log of idiots to keep from flooding others. A log for all things Hargreeves, their Adventures, and those trying to befriend them.
WARNINGS: Obligatory CW for: drugs, alcohol, mentions of death and child abuse.

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{Pick up, pick up the damn phone! » Hargreeves House Answering Machine » 9/14 @ 11:36pm

[deadlycurves]

"You have one (1) new message. Today: Saturday, September 14th, at: Eleven. Thirty-six. P-M." [....He got arrested. He got arrested for a really dumb reason. Diego is not proud of it at all, but... it is what it is. He's definitely worse run-ins with cops, for far heavier charges in the past, but... none of them were ever quite this....embarrassing to admit to. Maybe he won't have to explain it in too much detail. Right now, all he needs is bail money and a ride home. The phone rings. And rings. And rings and rings and rings. Until....... The answering machine picks up to Klaus' over-hyper voice: "Thank you for calling Hargreeves, Hargreeves, Hargreeves, Hargreeves, and Hargreeves. Leave a message with which Hargreeves you're seeking at the beep!" The first sound on the machine is a long-suffering, annoyed groan, and then an equally-annoyed and clipped-voiced Diego:] Goddammit! How is EVERYONE out of the house right now?! Somebody get bail money and come pick me up at the Maurtia Falls police department. [And then a loud clamoring sound signals the end of the call. You better believe he all but threw the receiver down, bucko.]