Lots of creative criminals back home, then? Like- sounds like there's a real problem if you have to worry about a silly little Renaissance Festival.

[ Maureen crosses her arms, still grinning at him. ]

Save the realm and eat a lot of crap- that sounds like a very full schedule. [ Get it?? Get it? ]

This pirate is roaming solo- I'd rather keep all the booty to myself.

[ She's having trouble not laughing at herself, she's very proud of that double entendre. ] I'm still pretty new around here, but I kind of march to the beat of my own drum anyways.