"In my world, Captain Mar-Vell is one of the Kree's greatest heroes, and he fell in love with Emperor Dorrek the VII's daughter while he was captive. She was carrying his child when he was freed, a boy who would be Emperor and one of the highest ranked members of the Kree military by birthright. Supposedly destined to unite their two empires into one, and rule the vast majority of space."

What? That isn't even a thing? David's very confused by this. Maybe... Maybe Teddy was made by Billy's magic. That's a bit disturbing.