[Ye olde deep fryers. David can't help but chuckle at that. Apollo has a point. They definitely didn't exist.]

It would be such a waste of oil, back then. I don't even know how people can justify it here. But it's a part of Southern culture [words he delivers in a perfect southern drawl more characteristic of the deep south] and so here you have it.

Me? I'd really just love a gyro right now. But as they probably weren't very popular during European medieval times in the region we're emulating, I doubt I'm going to find one.