There must be something in the water

[maskormods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Lake Tahoe, the Nevada side
WHEN: May 17 all day
WHAT: Swear-In
WARNINGS: Some violence

Welcome imPorts new and old to the lovely city of Jeopardy! For the five minutes the swear-in is here, anyway. See, there’s been some unusual activity at the (relatively) nearby Lake Tahoe. The Better Believe It Museum of Cryptozology has appealed to the government for help, and the powers that be generously volunteered this Swear-In as a chance for imPorts to be voluntold to help. Of course, you can always skip the swear-in or just decide to kick up your feet at a nice lakeside property in May, but the local natives would really appreciate the assistance. So much so that they’ve rented out a legion of party buses to transport you from Jeopardy to the museum in style. Yes, there’s a bar and snacks (though only juice for the kids). It’s about a three hour drive, try not to get too sloshed on the way over.

Just what is the issue? It seems that Nevada’s most famous cryptid, Tahoe Tessie has...well. Been seen. And, yes, of course, there is that whole museum you are going to at the edge of the lake dedicated to fuzzy, shaky-cam ‘sightings’ of Tessie and other cryptozoological marvels over the years, but this is different. Like, ‘oh no, we actually found her’ different. And by all appearances, Tessie’s pretty pissed at being found. Any boats that attempt to go out into the lake are sunk, divers have vanished to never be seen again (whole, anyway. A few parts have washed up), and police have noted a sharp increase in random, violent attacks around the lake shores.

That’s where you come in.

The museum has requested Tessie be captured and transferred into their crypto-aquarium where she can be studied (and rubbed in the faces of all those ‘real’ scientists that called them crazy over the years). There are other options, though. The police are just fine with you killing the creatures; let the scientists dissect the corpse. And a very well funded individual party is more than willing to pay an exorbitant amount to the imPorts that hand her over to them.

While you ponder about the ethics and money involved, here’s the lay of the land.



First there is the cryptid museum itself. Not the tidiest of places, the museum is three floors of winding narrow aisles between shelves heaped with curiosities and walls covered in fuzzy photographs with plaques explaining what cryptozoological marvel is depicted in them, or poster sized print outs of ‘testimonials’ of alien abductions, bigfoot sightings, etc, along with artists interpretations of events described. There is also, of course, quite an expansive gift shop. Get your BELIEVER t-shirt before supplies run out. Please no powers in the museum, the owner is quite forceful about how everything in there is one of a kind.



For those of you not into monster hunting, or hunters that need to recharge, the cryptid museum is right next to a resort that has thoughtfully opened its doors to imPorts. It’s lingering around 40-50 degrees Fahrenheit at the lake, not exactly swimming weather, but there’s charming outdoor seating, fire pits to gather around, and free drinks and finger foods abound for every one to mingle with. There’s plenty of nice walking paths around the lake, some low-key events like horse shoe tossing or croquet to pass the time with. Just a nice break by the lake to recharge after a rough month.



Then there’s the lake itself. The locals have provided you with canoes, small fishing boats with radar, diving suits and snorkels, fishing nets, pretty much anything they could think of that will help you catch dear old Tessie (if you have a specific request for an unusual item, ask here if it will be provided!). A certain eccentric (the one offering cash money for Tessie to be turned over to them) even provided a one person submarine for use- though it doesn’t have any arms to grab with or much in the way of catching power, the gesture was still nice?

But catching a cryptid isn’t that easy. See, turns out that surge in violent attacks isn’t just dear old Tessie. If you just pressed A and skipped to the lake itself, you’re in for an unpleasant surprise. Those that took time to view the museum first, or chatted with the hotel staff about local legends, will have some warning of what is waiting for them. They’ll learn that in addition to cryptids lake Tahoe has a very real monstrous history- it’s a known mob mass graveyard. Through the 1900s, possibly up to today, the lake served as a very convenient spot for mobsters to send people to ‘sleep with the fishes.’ No one knows how many bodies have ended up under those placid waters, but it’s an unpleasant number. Just an interesting historical tidbit until you actually enter the lake. There you’ll see these dead are, somehow, awake. And not that happy about it.



The lake is crawling with revenants. These angry undead will fight tooth and nail anyone that comes into the waters of the lake, trying to pull you down to meet the same watery fate as them. We’re literal on the tooth part, their bites are strong enough to rip out chunks of flesh. They will follow anyone that disturbs them out of the lake, focused on destroying the life they no longer have. These creatures will need to be destroyed or laid to rest for the lake to be safe again. This can be done through sheer physical assault, break enough of the bones or destroy the skull and the creatures will collapse into the muk. Or they can be put to rest one by one with rituals specifically made for putting the dead to rest (from any religion or philosophy). Those that can talk with the dead and have the dedication can talk the spirits into releasing their mortal coil and returning to the void. Just remember their first emotion is rage at the living, and their first instinct will always be to attack. Those going for a more peaceful route may need back-up to keep the creatures at bay until they start seeing results.

Finally, there’s Tessie.



While legends have reported, and the cryptid museum lead you to expect, a more serpentine creature, characters are once more in for a surprise. Those that finally get past the undead to Tessie herself will discover she is none other than a legendary lusca: half shark, half squid, all attitude. For those still trying to apply biology to this, Tessie’s front half looks like a bull shark, a species infamous for its ability to swim in both salt and fresh waters. There is a little good news: unlike the revenants, Tessie isn’t looking so hot. Some of her tentacles are rotting off and teeth are falling out. She is mostly working to avoid anyone that wants to bother her, darting to deeper waters and running away from close encounters. Anyone that does get too close will face a fight, but it’s that of an animal in its death throes. While an unlimited number of characters can see Tessie, the final decision of what happens to her will be decided by a poll.

After a long day at the lake, imPorts are bused back to Jeopardy in the same party buses. Hopefully still more or less in one piece.

OOC PLOTTING AND QUESTIONS SHOULD BE DIRECTED HERE!

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[drivesadesk]

The revenant continued to chase Tony with single minded focus until a wooden plank swung, hitting it in the face and sending it staggering back. Taking full advantage of his enhanced strength, Jonathan swung a few more times until the wood splintered. The undead creature then lunged at him, so he quickly raised one of the broken bits of wood...piercing the thing through it's eye and going through the brain, finally killing it.

He stared as the thing collapsed. Tony might notice that he's dressed a bit more casually than he usually is at work. No skin suit, a pair of jeans and a t-shirt with a flannel shirt pulled on over it. After all, he hadn't been planning on swimming in this cold weather, but he wanted to scope things out. He'd been expecting this 'Tessie' to turn out to be dangerous, but the undead thing was, well...

"Wow. I definitely didn't see that one coming."

[liverletdie]

Tony winced a bit at every attack, and especially when the thing got pierced through the eye. He'd lost a good chunk of his calf so far, but nothing more than that yet -- thankfully. He'd bounce back by tomorrow, but it sure as hell wasn't pleasant to deal with, the pain or the blood running down his leg.

"Yeah, me neither. I didn't know we were going to deal with zombies on top of the questions about Tessie. Thanks for the assist, did they get you too?"

[drivesadesk]

Jonathan shakes his head.

"Nah. I mean, some surprised me, but they didn't manage to get a bite in before I finished them off. If they had it would have melted their faces, anyway."

Their particular method of attack isn't really the best for dealing with someone like Jonathan.

[liverletdie]

"Yuck," he said, with a slightly green look on his face.

"Does, uh, that happen when anyone bites you? Because..." he couldn't help himself, the thought spring to mind, and he had to ask.

Alright, staying on task wasn't quite as important when you could regrow your body parts, so sue him.

[drivesadesk]

"Well...it depends on how much blood they draw."

He is assuming with zombies that blood is drawn, after all.

"I have acid blood, though, so for anyone who isn't another Reptilian...yeah, I'd recommend rinsing any areas that come in contact with my blood with water for fifteen minutes."

Then he smirks.

"Why, were you planning on biting me?"

[liverletdie]

"Ah. That's... well, I've heard weirder, I guess," he shrugged, before he shifted, trying to loosen the muscles in his shoulders, and calm down after the sudden shock of running for his life like that. He wasn't used to fighting things off these days. Soft, he thought. He's going soft -- or too comfortable with his position, and too confident.

It's an uncomfortable thought, and one he needs time to settle with. Figure out how to correct his track, and move on.

"But no, not particularly. Call it... a scientist's curiosity, yeah?" Even so, he grins, more like the evil scientist he is, although slightly teasing.

[drivesadesk]

Jonathan grins back, completely unbothered by any resemblance Stark might have to a mad scientist. "Well, feel free to ask questions any time you like. I'm perfectly fine with satisfying any curiosity you might have. I've definitely spent a fair share of time studying humans, after all. It's only fair."

[liverletdie]

"Fair, fair, and besides, you're better than the last aliens I encountered who like to wear the faces of humans," a twitch of his lips. "At least you're not really invading the planet," a pause.

"Anymore."