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YURI PETROV 🔥 LUNATIC ([personal profile] purgation) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2014-08-14 12:37 pm

Sin is a thing that writes itself across a man's face.

WHO: Dorian Gray and Yuri Petrov
WHERE: Heropa; The park
WHEN: Forward dated to this weekend
WHAT: Lunatic promised Dorian wouldn't recognize him if they were to cross paths, and he intends to keep his word.
WARNINGS: WHO EVEN KNOWS WITH THESE TWO SASSY PEACOCKS :|a (a.k.a. probably nothing to worry about...yet.)


Yuri had anticipated a certain level of intensity from his fellow imPorts when Lunatic had made his first network appearance, but the uprising that had ensued had surpassed even his expectations. Those familiar with the law had not been the only ones to speak up in outrage: children followed suit, teenagers, and just about everyone else from every walk of life. Even those who were not human had thrown in their two cents.

The announcement had been a complete success, garnering the attention he had hoped it would, though not because he felt any need to feed his ego. In announcing his objective, he had fulfilled another; from out of the woodwork the sinners had begun crawling, eager to prove themselves above his idea of justice...

They had all but handed themselves to him.

Of course, there was still the matter of determining which of them were actually criminals worth the intervention by Lunatic's hand. One in particular, Dorian Gray, who had gone so far as to invite him to the park, stood out. He had spoken freely of other sins, had even described them as "fun", a clear demonstration of a rather repugnant attitude and, at the very least, deserving of investigation.

With the weather warmed by the time the weekend arrived, the cool reprieve of summer relinquishing its reign to cloudless skies and balmy breezes, Yuri decided to take up Dorian's offer. He found himself in the park one mid afternoon, an open book laid across his lap and a small bag of wild bird seed open at his side. Scattered around the bench where he had chosen to sit (its view was optimal, encompassing nearly all of the park) were twittering birds, eager for their next handful of food.

Under the guise of feeding them, Yuri kept his eyes open for the arrival of Dorian Gray.
brushoff: (super skeptical bout that)

[personal profile] brushoff 2014-08-14 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Dorian had been trying to seem normal, to seem like just another imPort brought here from their own world. But that man called 'Lunatic' was interesting. Dorian was used to judgmental tones, scoffs in his direction, people almost pleading for him to stop thinking about himself, stop being such a dick. What he wasn't used to, was people threatening to kill him for his actions, beliefs and 'sins.' He himself wasn't entirely sure if he even believed in sin to begin with.

But one thing was certain: he wanted to meet this Lunatic. Dorian wasn't worried about dying. He was a cocky son of a bitch immortal, after all. And besides, if Lunatic didn't show up, then he could at least get some of this paperwork done. Who knew that being a peer mentor required so much paperwork?

So, he arrives at the park via the bus, paperwork in a messenger bag. Unfortunately, it seems that every single old man is out and about today, playing chess, taking up all the tables. Dorian let out a huffy sigh, and turned to the person nearest to him---which happened to be Yuri, feeding the birds.

"Any idea if there are any other tables around here? I was hoping to get some paperwork done today."
brushoff: (well yeah if you THINK that)

[personal profile] brushoff 2014-08-15 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Dorian looks over Yuri, sizing him up with just a glance. He certainly looked like good company. There was something interesting about his man, slightly authoritarian. But, he was feeding birds. Who would honestly sit down and feed birds?

"As long as the birds don't attack my paperwork, that's fine by me," Dorian said, with a smile, as he sat down next to Yuri. He started to rummage through his messenger bag, pulling out half-finished paperwork and a fairly good-looking ballpoint pen. He pulls out a book as well, some sort of typical top-selling mystery thriller that everybody reads at the library--but is thick enough to serve as a good pseudodesk. "I'm Dorian, by the way."
brushoff: (uh huh....)

[personal profile] brushoff 2014-08-17 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Good," Dorian bluntly responds, with a look towards the pigeons that plainly states he thinks of them solely as annoying animals. They're obnoxious animals who bother you until you give them what they want (bread). But if the pigeons leave him alone, he'll leave them alone.

Sitting down on the bench, Dorian takes Yuri's hand and shakes it. "Yuri Petrov, hmm? I hope you don't mind my asking, but is that Russian?"

Because if so, man was he going to have problems with any sort of non-imPort here.
brushoff: (insert cigarettes lyric here)

[personal profile] brushoff 2014-08-18 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, no," Dorian remarks, with a shake of his head. Quickly unbuttoning his shirt sleeve, Dorian rolls it up partly to show his tattoo, his mark of being an imPort.

"I'm not precisely from here." Obviously. "So this really isn't my war." And based on the lax, lasseiz-faire tone in his voice, it probably never will be. He pulls his shirt sleeve back down, buttoning the cuff up again, then tugging on it slightly to pull out any wrinkles--though looking at his sleeve, there really aren't any wrinkles there.

"And, since this isn't my war, I really don't care about the sort of jingoistic sentiment you've probably encountered already. I was simply curious." Aka nosy.
brushoff: (super skeptical bout that)

[personal profile] brushoff 2014-08-18 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
The status? Registered. Mostly because Dorian's simply unwilling to give up the perks of the government just yet. His financial situation is too pathetic to get rid of the free housing.

Dorian's making no effort to get out the paperwork he's supposed to be doing. Instead, he watches Yuri feed the birds. At the words 'my fellow imPorts,' Dorian can't help but smirk. So Yuri was an imPort as well. That was reassuring. While Dorian liked the native population and enjoyed how they pestered him about his imPort status and pestered him about superheroes, there was certainly something for sitting in the park, commiserating with a fellow imPort. A fellow imPort who seemed way too calm about the fact that he was the target of nationalistic sentiment. Yuri wasn't as angry as Dorian expected.

"I'm from 2007, myself. We're on fairly decent terms with Russia, back home." We being the United Kingdom and decent being speaking. "It's so strange. So much of this world is just as or more advanced than my world back home...and yet it's perpetually fifty years behind in politics."
brushoff: (insert cigarettes lyric here)

[personal profile] brushoff 2014-08-19 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Letting out a small 'pfft,' Dorian shook his head. "The paperwork can wait." And honestly? He doesn't really want to be doing it in the first place. Anything to postpone the inevitable is aokay with him. "I'm really enjoying this conversation."

And that's the honest truth. He finds Yuri interesting, in how he's quiet and yet intense all at the same time--and that he feeds the birds. Who does that anymore?

"Anyway, back on what we were talking about. Humanity's always divided itself into groups, whether it's ethnic lines or religious lines." Dorian talks with his hands as he's speaking, bisecting the air above his makeshift lap desk. "You've got us over here," one hand moves to the left, "and them over here," the other hand moves to the right. His tone is purely stating the obvious, mostly because in his mind he is. He's been around for over a hundred years, and division is a constant.
brushoff: (well yeah if you THINK that)

[personal profile] brushoff 2014-08-20 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
"And I'm sure that even the worlds that aren't humans have the same problem." After all, weren't there some robots here or something like that? Fun fact: Dorian didn't know.

"Maybe it's an aspect of sentience more than humanity," said with a wave of his hand. Again, Dorian didn't know. And he doubted that he'd ever get an answer on that. How exactly did you police what was sentient and what wasn't?
brushoff: (super skeptical bout that)

[personal profile] brushoff 2014-08-21 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
"Interest in what?" he asked, shifting his position on the bench so that he was looking more directly at Yuri. "In humanity? In the natural divide between groups? Or in something different entirely?"
brushoff: (well yeah if you THINK that)

[personal profile] brushoff 2014-08-21 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm just one man," Dorian remarked, with a little shrug. "I doubt I could do that much."

And that's a firm belief in his mind--though not as belittling and modest as Dorian's trying to make himself seem. Dorian's been on Earth for over a hundred years and all he's done so far is cause others pain. All the better to keep things to himself, to not change anything unless it benefits himself. He couldn't change the world, but he could make himself happy.

"Besides, politics bore me. I'll never be able to change it like some other people will."
brushoff: (you're trying to use merlin caps)

[personal profile] brushoff 2014-08-24 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
"I'd like to think I do what I can," Dorian remarks, with a frown. No. He doesn't. This is him lying out his ass. "But again, I don't come into contact with most of the world on a regular basis. I mean," and here he laughs slightly, shaking his head, "I was a banker back home, not a world traveller or anything like that. I do what I can for the world around myself."

Which is a lovely, sugar-coated way of saying 'if it benefits me, I'll do it.'
brushoff: (you're trying to use merlin caps)

[personal profile] brushoff 2014-08-24 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mold young minds into becoming productive members of society." The smirk on his face shows precisely what he thinks about that: it's bullshit. The idea of him of all people, training young minds? It was utterly ridiculous.
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[personal profile] brushoff 2014-08-25 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
"They don't listen." He's still flippant, rolling his eyes slightly as he talked, paying absolute minimal attention to the fact that Yuri probably thinks he's a massive shitheel.

"Have you ever tried convincing a fourteen year old to do something they don't want to? It's like pulling teeth." Dorian sighed, shaking his head. "You can try, but a lot of the time it simply won't work."
brushoff: (well yeah if you THINK that)

[personal profile] brushoff 2014-08-29 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Not entirely." He didn't really know why he was talking about this to a practical stranger. But hey, he knew he enjoyed Yuri's company, from the short time they were talking together. Plus, Dorian would take almost any opportunity to talk to himself.

"I find it hard to connect to them. Shocking as it may seem, I'm a bit older than I look." Accompanied with a small little smirk at his own joke. Understatement of the century. "I haven't been their age in a while. I simply don't know where to start."
brushoff: (insert cigarettes lyric here)

[personal profile] brushoff 2014-08-30 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, I was a banker back home." Dorian leaned back, sinking into the bench, slouching even more. "I suppose I liked that." Suppose he liked that. He didn't like the job, but he certainly liked the company he made. Though really...would he meet the same people in Heropa as he met in London? The two were vastly different cities.

Still, worth a shot, he supposed. What's the worst that could happen? At the least it would be a different type of work that what he had here.
brushoff: (you're trying to use merlin caps)

[personal profile] brushoff 2014-08-31 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
He couldn't help but laugh at that, smiling at Yuri. "Not entirely. I was a banker in London. I'm sure that some aspects are the same, but knowing my luck, American banks would do something strange that I haven't a clue how to deal with."
brushoff: (you're trying to use merlin caps)

[personal profile] brushoff 2014-08-31 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Dorian's currently planning to rob a bank. Yuri has him pegged. As he stands up, Dorian frowns for a bit, expression on his face that plainly states 'we're finishing this already?' In comparison to Yuri, he's a Chatty Cathy and could easily find something to talk about if it meant postponing paperwork.

The expression fades and is replaced with a small smile as Dorian shakes Yuri's hand. "I probably should get started on this paperwork anyway. But hey, we're both imports, we'll definitely see each other around." Suddenly, an idea hits Dorian. Holding up a finger in a gesture that purely implies 'wait a minute,' he quickly rummages for a pen and a blank form. Tearing off a strip of the form, Dorian quickly scribbles some numbers on the paper, then hands it to Yuri.

"That's my mobile number. Feel free to ring me up anytime, whether it's for business or pleasure." A mischievous smirk accompanies the word 'pleasure.' He doubted that Yuri's idea of pleasure was the same as his...but hey, you never know. And there was certainly no harm in trying.
brushoff: (well yeah if you THINK that)

[personal profile] brushoff 2014-08-31 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
As Yuri gestures, Dorian springs to life, grin on his face as he tears more of the form off. Handing the strip of paper and the pen to Yuri, Dorian can't help but feel a bit proud of himself. He honestly has no idea what Yuri's particular...ah, inclinations were. But he was confident in his ability to wear the man down if needed. Like most of his aspects and skills, Dorian had nothing but utter confidence in himself.

And oh, there would be plenty of reasons why he would want to call Yuri. Dorian was inventing a couple in his mind right now.

"Here you go." He couldn't help but grin, as he looked over from Yuri to the birds, now in the trees or trying to bother someone else on a different bench. The grin, however, wasn't pleasant or pure happiness. There was an undercurrent of pride in Dorian's smile, as well as something a little yearning. "It's so weird, isn't it? To think, we met just earlier this afternoon and here we are, fast friends." That prideful smile quickly faded to something joking, as Dorian shrugged, obviously giving off the impression that he was just joking. Fast acquaintances, more like. He wasn't so sure about friends.
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[personal profile] brushoff 2014-09-01 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
He can't help but laugh a little at that. Strange bedfellows. Oh, the understatement of the century. How little Yuri knew of things strange, of things different, odd, things you only thought about in the back corners of your mind before you went to sleep. Dorian knew those things. He courted darkness and despair on a regular basis, seeking out the macabre and the morbid.

"Some bedfellows more strange than others," he added, with a smirk. And some of the bedfellows preferred to hide their strangeness, keep it behind a veneer of propriety. "After all, imPorts come from all walks of life, ranging from the sensible to what you would define as exotic."
brushoff: (yeah perhaps NOT)

[personal profile] brushoff 2014-09-01 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Yes he did. Dorian Gray, the immortal, a man who sold his soul for something as petty as eternal youth, leaving a trail of death and destruction in his wake no matter where he traveled. Yuri had every reason to be worried about him. Dorian chose to hide this information behind a little nonchalant shrug instead.

"Dunno. Do you consider English bankers to be strange?" English bankers. How perfectly reductive of the myriad complexities that he was.
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[personal profile] brushoff 2014-09-01 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Until we meet again," Dorian responds, with a nod and a small smile. As Yuri leaves he, with a sigh and an annoyed expression, starts to pull out the paperwork.

Well, it needed to get done eventually.