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[snarkbot]

WHO: Skeets & You ???
WHERE: all over
WHEN: Late Sept?
WHAT: Open log! OTA, come tag him
WARNINGS: Nah



Porter Cities
[ Half the Justice League seemed to be ported out, and while Skeets is technically on support, he's felt a certain amount of responsibility. So he's been going on traditional superhero patrols among the Porter Cities.

When he sees someone committing a crime - usually pickpocketting, muggings, bar fights, weird metahuman crimes - he starts playing a loud alarm sound to attract attention of any other caped crusaders nearby - he has a hard time arresting them himself.]

Beep! Beep! Beep! Assistance needed!

De Chima

[ Once or twice a month on Saturdays, Skeets, in his role of History Professor at De Chima University, runs a question and answer class that's open to the public - people can ask him about any topic in history that interests them. And he's available afterward to speak to, if you so desire. ]

Comments

Maurtia Falls, pre Mars mission if that's ok

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

[For Jacob to swing into action for the sake of breaking up a bar fight is kind of like using a grenade to kill a fly. These days, his training and equipment and funding are more about space war and national security crises than prying apart two guys who had a few too many and laid into each other outside one of Maurtia Falls' fine establishments. But he heard an alarm, and couldn't ignore it.]

Hey! Cool down, both of you.

[He strides forward, forces his way between them, seizes them by their shoulders, and pries them apart. They stagger backward, suddenly sobering up a little in the face of an armoured superhuman with a very unamused look on his face. Around them, the bar's other patrons cheer and take snapshots with their phones- naturally, no one else did anything to break up the violence, not in Maurtia Falls.

No one, that is, beside the little gold robot emitting the alarm. As the two combatants start shuffling away with embarrassed mutters, Jacob looks up at Skeets.]

Was that you, making all that noise?

yeah i'm down !!!

[snarkbot]

Yes, sir. Thank you for the assistance. That was very efficient.

[ He's impressed -- Skeets has been around heroes long enough to tell when someone's an experienced hand at this. ]

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

Hey, no problem.

[Jacob lets the two would-be brawlers go after a last look to make sure they're done for the night. Some stuff is too small to throw someone in jail over, especially in a town like Maurtia Falls with much bigger problems.]

I'd offer to shake hands, but, uh...

[You're a tiny floating robot.]