pop_of_color: (After Hours // Halloween)
"Rosa Diaz" ([personal profile] pop_of_color) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2018-01-04 07:16 pm

[adult parties? i believe they're called orgies]

WHO: Rosa Diaz, Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle, AND YOU!
WHERE: Maurtia Falls #009(9) - get it?
WHEN: Friday, Jan 5
WHAT: HOUSE PARTY!
WARNINGS: Who knows? Will update as needed.

The invitations have been sent out over the network and to people with whom the 99 has gotten friendly. The party's official start time is 7pm, but it's open to interpretation - show up whenever you want!

There'll be apps and hors d'oeuvres galore, courtesy of one Charles Boyle, including his famous meatballs. You might hear him asking people what they think of his balls and/or if his balls were good in their mouth. He means the food. He always means the food.

Rosa has gotten enough alcohol to get all of the Porter cities trashed three times over, but feel free to bring whatever you want if you're in that kind of mood. She's gotten the usual selection: beer, wine, some $8 "wine drink," good whiskey, the cheap ass Chinese whiskey Jake tends to buy, scotch, gin, vodka, and just about all the varieties of said alcohol she could get her hands on. She's even got a number of bottles of tequila and has broken out the iron to see if she can finally try and make tequila steam.

As for Jake ... who knows what he's got planned? There are two pong tables, a table for flip cup, a smaller table for Quarters, and another small table for Kings. Rosa told him to go fucking hogwild, so only time will tell as to what Peralta's got up his sleeve.

The later it is into the night, the louder the music, the more drunk the people, and the more shit Rosa's gonna be breaking with her super-strength.

NINE-NINE!
sleight_of_hand: (Er... if you say so)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2018-01-07 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Because why else would you drink yourself into oblivion?

[ Excuse him, let him see that tequila bottle. ]
h2no: (UHHHHHHHHHHHH)

[personal profile] h2no 2018-01-07 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[he pulls it back out of adachi's reach.]

Party!
sleight_of_hand: (You don't see the truth)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2018-01-07 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Archie, heel!

[ Adachi, he is not your dog... ]
h2no: (NO SHARK FIN SOUP)

[personal profile] h2no 2018-01-08 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck you!

[he certainly isn't. while he's aware enough to thankfully not throw the bottle, he does grab a full cup and toss it at adachi.]
sleight_of_hand: (W-wait a sec!)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2018-01-08 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa!

[ Adachi managed to jerk back, only getting a little bit of it on him instead of everything. ]
h2no: (oh you done did it now)

[personal profile] h2no 2018-01-09 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw... ya didn't bring the spiky guy out!

[he groans, tossing the cup over his shoulder.]

Why're you so boring?!
sleight_of_hand: (You seriously suck.)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2018-01-09 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would I bring my Persona out in the middle of a busy party!?
h2no: (THIS IS A GOOD IDEA)

[personal profile] h2no 2018-01-09 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
FUN!!

[he yells, like that explains anything.]
sleight_of_hand: (This world is still shitty...)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2018-01-09 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...pretty sure that would be the opposite of fun...
h2no: (thumbz up)

[personal profile] h2no 2018-01-10 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
'Cuz ya boring!
sleight_of_hand: (...mrrr?)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2018-01-10 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
And you are already drunk on your ass.
h2no: (HAHA UM)

[personal profile] h2no 2018-01-10 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
BECAUSE IT'S A PARTY!! What else am I gonna do, huh? Read... books?
sleight_of_hand: (This world is still shitty...)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2018-01-11 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
There's a thing called 'pacing yourself', Archie.
h2no: (are not yet written)

[personal profile] h2no 2018-01-11 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I did!

[he shrugs, sloppily. somehow.]

Before you got here, obviously!
sleight_of_hand: (Feeling queasy...)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2018-01-11 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...and when did you start?
h2no: (mudkip is the superior starter)

[personal profile] h2no 2018-01-11 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[he rubs his cheek.]


...'bout 2pm.
sleight_of_hand: (Er... sure)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2018-01-11 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Adachi stared in mute shock for a long moment. ]

Archie, that’s five hours before this party was supposed to start.
h2no: (haha jk he's an idiot)

[personal profile] h2no 2018-01-11 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Pre-drinks got a little rowdy. Even if it was just me.

[...that's just sad.]
sleight_of_hand: (The sight of rain...)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2018-01-11 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...it’s really like looking at himself three years ago — worse, even. The realization hits Adachi pretty damn hard, and he ends up taking Archie as gently by the elbow as he can, trying to steer him toward the couch. ]

I’m going to get you some water. Please drink it so you don’t hate everything tomorrow morning, okay?
h2no: (good lord)

[personal profile] h2no 2018-01-11 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[he makes an annoyed noise, but lets adachi get him to the couch. he flops down with a grunt.]

Wh'ever.
sleight_of_hand: (Feeling queasy...)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2018-01-11 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Just trust me; you’ll be a little happier in the morning.

[ He’ll scoot off the get that water as quick as he can. ]
h2no: (excuse me??)

[personal profile] h2no 2018-01-11 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I can handle hangovers, y'know...

[he's not stopping adachi, though. the sudden shit giving confuses him, tbh.]
sleight_of_hand: (Er... sure)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2018-01-12 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah...

[ Adachi eventually returned with a glass, handing it over. ]
h2no: (OKAY THEN)

[personal profile] h2no 2018-01-12 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[he downs the glass in like 3 seconds. it's a little weird.]

Okay. There. Happy?
sleight_of_hand: (Feeling queasy...)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2018-01-12 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I’ll be happy if you don’t drink anymore tonight, but I know that’s too much to ask for.

[ Adachi folded his arms over his chest. ]

Just promise me you’re gonna drink a glass of water at least after every bottle.

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