pop_of_color: (After Hours // Halloween)
"Rosa Diaz" ([personal profile] pop_of_color) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2018-01-04 07:16 pm

[adult parties? i believe they're called orgies]

WHO: Rosa Diaz, Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle, AND YOU!
WHERE: Maurtia Falls #009(9) - get it?
WHEN: Friday, Jan 5
WHAT: HOUSE PARTY!
WARNINGS: Who knows? Will update as needed.

The invitations have been sent out over the network and to people with whom the 99 has gotten friendly. The party's official start time is 7pm, but it's open to interpretation - show up whenever you want!

There'll be apps and hors d'oeuvres galore, courtesy of one Charles Boyle, including his famous meatballs. You might hear him asking people what they think of his balls and/or if his balls were good in their mouth. He means the food. He always means the food.

Rosa has gotten enough alcohol to get all of the Porter cities trashed three times over, but feel free to bring whatever you want if you're in that kind of mood. She's gotten the usual selection: beer, wine, some $8 "wine drink," good whiskey, the cheap ass Chinese whiskey Jake tends to buy, scotch, gin, vodka, and just about all the varieties of said alcohol she could get her hands on. She's even got a number of bottles of tequila and has broken out the iron to see if she can finally try and make tequila steam.

As for Jake ... who knows what he's got planned? There are two pong tables, a table for flip cup, a smaller table for Quarters, and another small table for Kings. Rosa told him to go fucking hogwild, so only time will tell as to what Peralta's got up his sleeve.

The later it is into the night, the louder the music, the more drunk the people, and the more shit Rosa's gonna be breaking with her super-strength.

NINE-NINE!
d33tached: (▰ We were born sick  ▰)

[personal profile] d33tached 2018-01-07 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose that's true...[He says, cautiously sipping his drink. He's definitely been that person (the one being laughed at) before, but he's not about to tell Rosa that.]

I don't suppose you might have anyone specific in mind?
d33tached: (✖ In this heat ✖)

[personal profile] d33tached 2018-01-08 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[D33 narrows his eyes. This feels like a trap.]

We're in a house full of your personal acquaintances. Won't I only succeed in offending you by singling one out to mock?
d33tached: (◖The pinchers will go easy◗)

[personal profile] d33tached 2018-01-11 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, alright then.

[D33 takes a moment to scan the crowd, eventually pointing out Boyle first.]

He seems a rather strange man, doesn't he?

[He's never met him, but the guy has been walking around asking people what his balls taste like in their mouth all night, so.]
d33tached: (▰ If the heavens ever did speak ▰)

[personal profile] d33tached 2018-01-14 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds utterly repulsive. [Is he doing this right? Also, he turns to her, brow wrinkled.] What in the world is a "bachelorette" party?
d33tached: (▰ I should've worshipped her sooner ▰)

[personal profile] d33tached 2018-01-20 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[So, the confusion on D33's face hasn't faded at all. Thanks, Rosa.]

That sounds unceasingly bizarre.

Is this a common tradition when one is to be married? [Then, his eyes narrow a bit.] Did you not mention recently on the network that you'd had a girlfriend here at one point?

Is it a common practice to be married in one's own world and continue to pursue relationships with others in this one? [He sounds incredibly bitter as he says this - not that he's projecting or anything.]