"Rosa Diaz" (
pop_of_color) wrote in
maskormenacelogs2018-01-04 07:16 pm
Entry tags:
- kylo ren | jedi-killer,
- magnus burnsides | the hammer,
- padmé amidala | senator,
- † alphonse elric | n/a,
- † charles boyle | the deuce,
- † cosima niehaus | n/a,
- † dirk gently | holistic detective,
- † jake peralta | deathwick,
- † major lilywhite | chaos kidnapper,
- † merle highchurch | n/a,
- † ray gillette | n/a,
- † rosa diaz | espada de muerte,
- † sadie doyle | n/a,
- † sarah manning | n/a,
- † sarissa theron | n/a,
- † skeets | n/a,
- † taako | n/a,
- †: armitage hux | starkiller
[adult parties? i believe they're called orgies]
WHO: Rosa Diaz, Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle, AND YOU!
WHERE: Maurtia Falls #009(9) - get it?
WHEN: Friday, Jan 5
WHAT: HOUSE PARTY!
WARNINGS: Who knows? Will update as needed.
The invitations have been sent out over the network and to people with whom the 99 has gotten friendly. The party's official start time is 7pm, but it's open to interpretation - show up whenever you want!
There'll be apps and hors d'oeuvres galore, courtesy of one Charles Boyle, including his famous meatballs. You might hear him asking people what they think of his balls and/or if his balls were good in their mouth. He means the food. He always means the food.
Rosa has gotten enough alcohol to get all of the Porter cities trashed three times over, but feel free to bring whatever you want if you're in that kind of mood. She's gotten the usual selection: beer, wine, some $8 "wine drink," good whiskey, the cheap ass Chinese whiskey Jake tends to buy, scotch, gin, vodka, and just about all the varieties of said alcohol she could get her hands on. She's even got a number of bottles of tequila and has broken out the iron to see if she can finally try and make tequila steam.
As for Jake ... who knows what he's got planned? There are two pong tables, a table for flip cup, a smaller table for Quarters, and another small table for Kings. Rosa told him to go fucking hogwild, so only time will tell as to what Peralta's got up his sleeve.
The later it is into the night, the louder the music, the more drunk the people, and the more shit Rosa's gonna be breaking with her super-strength.
NINE-NINE!
WHERE: Maurtia Falls #009(9) - get it?
WHEN: Friday, Jan 5
WHAT: HOUSE PARTY!
WARNINGS: Who knows? Will update as needed.
The invitations have been sent out over the network and to people with whom the 99 has gotten friendly. The party's official start time is 7pm, but it's open to interpretation - show up whenever you want!
There'll be apps and hors d'oeuvres galore, courtesy of one Charles Boyle, including his famous meatballs. You might hear him asking people what they think of his balls and/or if his balls were good in their mouth. He means the food. He always means the food.
Rosa has gotten enough alcohol to get all of the Porter cities trashed three times over, but feel free to bring whatever you want if you're in that kind of mood. She's gotten the usual selection: beer, wine, some $8 "wine drink," good whiskey, the cheap ass Chinese whiskey Jake tends to buy, scotch, gin, vodka, and just about all the varieties of said alcohol she could get her hands on. She's even got a number of bottles of tequila and has broken out the iron to see if she can finally try and make tequila steam.
As for Jake ... who knows what he's got planned? There are two pong tables, a table for flip cup, a smaller table for Quarters, and another small table for Kings. Rosa told him to go fucking hogwild, so only time will tell as to what Peralta's got up his sleeve.
The later it is into the night, the louder the music, the more drunk the people, and the more shit Rosa's gonna be breaking with her super-strength.
NINE-NINE!

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Especially when people get shit-faced, then it's even funnier because people get sloppy.
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I don't suppose you might have anyone specific in mind?
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We're in a house full of your personal acquaintances. Won't I only succeed in offending you by singling one out to mock?
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As long as you don't get like, sexist or racist or homophobic or shit like that, we're cool.
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[D33 takes a moment to scan the crowd, eventually pointing out Boyle first.]
He seems a rather strange man, doesn't he?
[He's never met him, but the guy has been walking around asking people what his balls taste like in their mouth all night, so.]
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[A beat.]
But also one of the best fucking cops I've ever known. And one of my closest friends.
He threw me a bachelorette party once, with Amy and Gina. They all competed to see who threw the best one. He won.
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[She makes a bit of a face at his question.] You don't know what a bachelorette party is?
Uh. I dunno. It's a lame tradition but when people get married, they each have a .. party to celebrate like a .. fucking last night of freedom, I guess? Some dudes get gross and go to a strip club or some shit. Girls do dumb shit like invade a gay bar.
Amy made a trivia game show where the questions were about shit I've done and said, and we got fucking trashed because we took shots every time someone got an answer wrong. Gina took us paintballing where we dominated her nephew or whoever the fuck that kid was. And Boyle brought us to a restaurant that got shut down, and we got to demo the fuck out of it with sledgehammers and shit. It was the best.
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That sounds unceasingly bizarre.
Is this a common tradition when one is to be married? [Then, his eyes narrow a bit.] Did you not mention recently on the network that you'd had a girlfriend here at one point?
Is it a common practice to be married in one's own world and continue to pursue relationships with others in this one? [He sounds incredibly bitter as he says this - not that he's projecting or anything.]