So come on and have a good time, and get blinded out of your mind

[governorkang]

WHO: Mary Winchester and Kang
WHERE: The Thirsty Turtle
WHEN: Friday night
WHAT: Drinks!
WARNINGS: It involves Kang and a Winchester, there will be language



It's an average bar on an average Friday night, and Kang may have shown up earlier than expected (he definitely did, after waking up with exactly zero of his powers working and being stuck as a baseline human, senses and all). Whoever he's meeting up with won't be looking for a human, so next to the small stack of schoolwork and two glasses of whiskey he's already finished is a handmade sign that says, "Not from the Shitty Galaxy."

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i apologize for my lateness :/

[momchester]

Mary is already at the bar with a drink, sipping and waiting. She's fully expecting some kind of dragon dude to walk into the bar, and when that doesn't happen, she furrows her brows and goes back to reading her book, wishing that anything in this knock-off universe counted towards cultural education back home.

After about 20 minutes, she starts looking around. A casual stroll around the bar, looking for people who seem to be waiting for someone. One table catches her eye- an Asian man with a stack of papers on his table and some empty glasses. Of interest is a handmade sign saying Not from the Shitty Galaxy.

Bingo. Probably.

She sidles up to his table and leans against the empty chair casually. "This might sound strange, but are you usually a dragon?"

[governorkang]

Ah, this must be who he's waiting for. "Draconian, actually. I hoped the sign might catch your attention, as I seem to have lost all my powers as of this morning." He smiles wryly and gestures for her to sit down.

"My name is Kang."

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[momchester]

Mary takes a seat and plunks her drink down, eyeing his already-emptied drinks with respect.

"Mary Winchester." She raises her glass to him.

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[governorkang]

"To not dragging your universes's business places it doesn't belong," he clinks his full glass with hers and takes a drink. "Hopefully yours is less shitty."

[momchester]

She gives a short, harsh laugh before taking her drink. "Right, yeah. That'd be nice."

Mary settles back into her chair and looks at him. "So, Kang. You're human as of today?"

[governorkang]

That gets a curious look, "Really?"

He nods. "Unfortunately, yes. Even the senses."

[momchester]

"Huh," she answers, eyeing him quizzically. Mary can't really imagine what it's like to be human for the first time, nor how it feels to be anything else. The chaos caused by the Porter, the confusion of changing species, the weakness of having your senses altered- all these are things Mary can't do anything about.

There is, however, one thing she can fix. "Does that mean you've never been drunk before?"

[governorkang]

Clearly, she doesn't feel like talking about her world, and he's not about to press.

Kang laughs, "Oh no, I've had my share of hangovers. Trust me. It usually just takes a little more to get us drunk."

[momchester]

She cocks an eyebrow. Oh, this should be good. "How much more? Because I've probably met someone who could drink you under the table."

Nobody outdrinks an angel. According to Dean, the guy once did a line of 12 shots and then said he thought he was starting to feel something.

[governorkang]

"It wouldn't surprise me. Our tolerance is only higher due to biology, not magic," he shakes his head. "Still not a good idea for us to try to outdrink a dwarf."

[momchester]

Mary lets that comment pass because honestly, she has no idea about dwarves? They're little people who play Santa's elves in movies.

Instead, she looks at the empty glasses on the table contemplatively. "You're already on your third drink. Feeling anything yet?"

[governorkang]

He shrugs, putting his schoolwork into a messenger bag by his feet, "I've been here for an hour or two already. I was waiting for you until I really started drinking." And with that, he drains his glass and motions for one of the servers.

[momchester]

Ready and waiting to drink a dragon under the table, Mary drains her glass and orders some shots from the bartender. All whiskey, of course. She's a goddamn American.

When the shots come, she shoves one at Kang and holds one up herself. "Bottoms up."

She throws hers back without the faintest hint of a wince, but lets the burn rush through her.

[governorkang]

"I thought I was the one who was going to buy you a drink," Kang grins, and takes the shot easily. "At least you've got taste, when it comes to liquor. And, you seem to know what you're doing."

[momchester]

"I'm from Nowhere, Kansas," Mary shot back, slamming the shot glass upside down on the table with a smirk. "Drinking's the local sport as soon as you hit 14."

She glances him up and down, taking in how entirely not-weird he is. The Porter malfunction really did a number on him- you'd expect there to be some trace of dragonness, but... nada.

A slightly evil glance at the row of shots. "Besides, you are buying."

[governorkang]

He laughs loudly at that, "You'd fit right in at Teyr. You should visit, if we ever find a way to control the Porter. I'll even make sure you get the best lodgings available."

He looks entirely human. He doesn't quite move or sit like a human, though. It's not perceptible to most, but someone like Mary might pick up on it.

"Oh, I see how it is. Smart, too."