heckblazer: (being a mopey lil shit)
John Constantine ([personal profile] heckblazer) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2017-10-03 12:06 am

seven lies, multiplied by seven, multiplied by seven again

WHO: John Constantine and Tefe Holland feat. Persephone
WHERE: Tefe's barn hideout
WHEN: Early October
WHAT: John's shitty plant daughters cut him down to size
WARNINGS: John and his CR's usual warnings of substance abuse, profanity, violent trauma and mental illness apply



[ You're not fit to watch your own piss to make sure it comes out in a straight line, let alone watch out for the well-being of anyone else, John, and you damn well know it. Let alone kids, let alone kids with ethereal powers and permanent mental scarring. You had your fun masquerading as someone useful and racing after sad, meager attempts at balancing your karmic scales. Everyone can see you doing it, too, you sad git. That's why there's three people here who don't want to tear you apart, and they all have all sorts of more useful people around them besides. It's past time to find a hole for crawling into and dying.

Which is more or less how he's spent the past week and half. He'd realized by day four that the nanites and his own latent powers wouldn't let him overdose or catch complications from alcohol. So, he attempted an experiment to see whether he could drown them out eventually.

Unsuccessful. But he's stubborn.

He's not sure when or how he ended up in an abandoned strip of rural land. The light of daybreak, the chills in the air and the aromas of rotten wood and dewy grass stir him into a state of consciousness. He props himself up gingerly, every limb screaming in soreness and his throat and mouth so dry they hardly opened. His stomach heaves uselessly, too empty to retch up anything. He stopped bothering to feed himself on, he guesstimates, day six. He breathes through the frantic signals of pain and dehydration to his brain, squinting at his surroundings through hangover-induced bleariness. It's a barn of some sort, and he can feel a bit of wall that doesn't appear to be on the brink of collapse at his back. The part of him that was fueled by instinct must have found shelter rather than letting him sleep in a ditch.

After a moment, he aches slightly less and slides a few fingers into a pocket, a lone cigarette appearing where he needs it. The lighter is another set of bollocks entirely, something he has to spend more time padding himself down for, which he does terribly slowly, each pat on his chest like a wrecking ball.

He mutters to himself, tongue tasting tobacco and patches of crusted-up blood from too much throwing up and fights he can't remember. ]


Very thoughtful of you, past John. Now can we stop being self-pitying wankers and get home?
beyondthegreen: (Aconite)

[personal profile] beyondthegreen 2017-10-06 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Chances are good that the quiet murmur of voices is what woke him. A couple of young ladies' voices, in fact.

Tefe's response to Persephone is easier to hear out in the main area, closer to the front of the barn... which is conveniently the only way in or out, unless you like kicking a few holes in the half-rotted walls.]


I don't think you understand. Even though there's something different about this place, hundreds of miles might not be... did you hear something?
pummelgranite: (you say that they've all left you behind)

[personal profile] pummelgranite 2017-10-06 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hear- maybe.

Smell, definitely. The fuck even is that?
Edited 2017-10-06 03:18 (UTC)
beyondthegreen: (Willow)

[personal profile] beyondthegreen 2017-10-06 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's no sympathy here for John's obviously terrible condition. Nope, instead he gets at least one emerald-green glare, pursed lips, and hands on her hips in exasperated disgust.]

Oh, fuck right off. Sorry, Persephone. I thought this place was abandoned, but it looks like it has an infestation of at least one big dirty rat.
pummelgranite: (so one track minded)

[personal profile] pummelgranite 2017-10-06 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
John what the actual shite. You smell like a nail salon got its arse kicked by a wet dog.

[ Her accent snaps from light general London straight to Shitty South London Garbage Child as soon as the Garbage Father is present. And yet? she's still coming over to take a look at him???? ]
Edited 2017-10-06 20:08 (UTC)
beyondthegreen: (Aconite)

[personal profile] beyondthegreen 2017-10-09 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[On one hand, he's the kind of guy that just shows up when you don't want to see him, she knows that much. On the other hand, he really does look like he's been on the worst bender in the world, not composed like the last time they'd met.]

I'd give you the benefit of the doubt, but you'd probably find a way to take advantage of that too.

[Oh gross, Persephone, don't go over there. Not that she's gonna physically stop her but she deserves at least a warning.]

Don't bother with him. He deserves whatever he's gotten into this time.
pummelgranite: (besides Ye they can't stand besides me)

[personal profile] pummelgranite 2017-10-09 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
No shite. He usually does.

[ But somehow Persephone looks. Vaguely. worried. about him anyway. ]
beyondthegreen: (Elm)

[personal profile] beyondthegreen 2017-10-10 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
This time. If we were to actually believe you.

[Disgusting. Tefe shoots Persephone a glare. She knows you smoke too, but are you even gonna think about it here?]

How do you know this asshole, anyway?
pummelgranite: (just killed another career)

[personal profile] pummelgranite 2017-10-10 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ex manager.

And no she has asthma or something! Jeez!
beyondthegreen: (Hydrangea)

[personal profile] beyondthegreen 2017-10-11 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[There's probably a million reasons he could be an ex-manager. Tefe doesn't even need to ask about that part of it.

She's past critical fury, maybe, but still a long way from good terms. Just like the rest of the family. Be glad there's some familial weird magic shit preventing her from just choking you on your own cigarette, John.]


Overly attached? Maybe you didn't notice, but this world's just as fucked as the one back home. You're just one more part of the problem.

At least cancer has a chance at catching up with you eventually. Little girls don't have a chance.
pummelgranite: (Devil don't go where I make my home)

[personal profile] pummelgranite 2017-10-13 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Uuuuuuuuuh. ]


Uuuuuuuuuh.
pummelgranite: (and you feel just fine)

[personal profile] pummelgranite 2017-10-24 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, John, shut up! Just! Shut the hell up!