d33tached: (✖ At the crossroads ✖)
Dylan "Moody and Boring" McAvoy (D33) ([personal profile] d33tached) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2017-09-07 04:15 pm

Who needs sleep? (CLOSED)

WHO: D33 + Archie
WHERE: Between Heropa #001 + Heropa #002
WHEN: Sometime in the first or second week of September, idk.
WHAT: D33 still can't sleep and neither can Archie - insomnia neighbors unite.
WARNINGS: None atm. Will update as/if needed.

[Following D33's little sleep-deprived meltdown on the network, he had been given some advice (some good, some bad, that is) on different ways to solve his little insomnia problem. One in particular had succeeded in doing the trick - it had also succeeded in giving him the most miserable hangover he could possibly imagine. So, with the whiskey option having been thrown out, D33 finds himself awake yet again. He's been sleeping a bit better since his initial crash, at least, but most nights are much like this one - droopy-eyed and heavy-bodied, trying to find things to do aside from banging his head against the wall until he knocks himself unconscious (which has actually been quite tempting a time or two given the chronic insomnia).

[Tonight, however, he opts to go take a brief walk outside rather than inflict a head injury upon himself - he keeps within his shadows, of course, strolling pacing anxiously and irritably around his back yard until he notices something over the fence - is that someone in Heropa #001's pool? It can't be any earlier than four am. The man's brow furrows, he steps out from his cover and approaches the fence, peers over it and utters a perplexed:]

Archie?
h2no: (fascinating... he scream)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-09-10 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's quiet again and for a moment the only sound is the movement of the water from sharpedo shifting occasionally.

archie closes his eyes and presses his forehead against the shark.]


Drowning.

[spoiler: he wasn't the one drowning.]
h2no: (excuse me??)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-09-10 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Couple times back home. Where I come from, the town floats on a strong current of water. It's custom to swim across the currents every morning... there's another current on the other side, where adults swam. I went there once as a kid. Almost drowned.

[he shrugs, not looking at d33.]

While I'm here, I gotta drown myself to make my powers work.
h2no: (you weirdo)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-09-10 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Underwater breathin', ironically.

[sharpedo grunts; it feels guilty that it was the one that "helped" archie discover them. originally he hadn't believed it and was fine not trying to find out if he actually could breathe underwater. then sharpedo swam into him a bit too hard.

didn't go as badly as it could've, at least.]
h2no: (bazinga)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-09-10 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Feels like it though.

[not for long. only until he's inhaled enough water to fill his lungs up.]

I don't know. Maybe not, because I think it's just if I get water in my lungs I can still get oxygen from it.

[he shrugs again, then returns sharpedo and swims to the edge of the pool, climbing out and shaking off.]

You wanna come in?
h2no: (HAHA UM)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-09-10 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
...There's no water in the house.

[the exhaustion is clear here in how d33 doesn't understand archie and it takes archie a few seconds to parse what d33 means.]
h2no: (you weirdo)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-09-10 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[archie just rolls his eyes and holds the back door open for d33.

mightyena is curled up by the back door. it looks at them when they enter.]


Coffee?
h2no: (excuse me??)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-09-10 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright. Water? ...There is water in the house.

[he blinks dumbly. god, he's tired.

archie rubs his face and goes to fix himself a coffee. with copious amounts of grains poured into the mug.]


Naw, he's fine. [mightyena is already wagging its tail; simply trained well enough not to bound up to strangers barking.] Just watch his front paws, yeah? He don't like being touched there.
h2no: (shut up maxie)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-09-12 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[a couple minutes later, d33 has a nice cold glass of water, and archie has a hideous cup of coffee that has the consistency of glue more than water.]

Yeah. I don't think they'll evolve here, though. If they don't, then they'll just get some characteristics-- darker back fur and stuff.
h2no: (mhm!!!!)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-09-12 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yep.

[archie replies equally flatly, far too tired to bother trying to explain it. if d33 asks, his answer will simply be "magic,".]

I do, but I'm not scared of drowning. [he's already forgotten that he didn't want to tell d33 the circumstances of that nightmare woops.] No-one who grew up in Pacifidlog was ever afraid of drowning.
h2no: (aw jeez)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-09-12 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
I figured that. You looked like you thought the pool as gonna come alive and eat you!

[he snorts.]

Weren't me drowning. I'm goin' into the livin' room, it's cold in here. Come or not, I don't care.
h2no: (you weirdo)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-09-12 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[of course it is, it's gotta look after its dumbass trainer.]

Nnnope. Not tellin' you. Don't wanna think about it. Why are you scared of drowning?
h2no: (mhm!!!!)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-09-12 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I could show you. I get paid to do it on weekends.

[he thinks of d33 in water wings and a rubber ring with the 10 year olds in his class. funny. then his brain decides to supply the image of d33 doing what he does best to them. far less funny. he winces.]

Guess I'm just stupid. I don't know. I was scared the first time and when I almost drowned back home... I guess I just know I'll have Sharpedo to save me if it happens.

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