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[earnedmystripes]

WHO: Kotetsu and Sarissa
WHERE: some random coffee shop, let's say a BuckStars
WHEN: sssssometime in July, handwavey motions
WHAT: Coffee Shop Run-in (TM)
WARNINGS: probably none


[Some time ago, Kotetsu had unintentionally become a meme--or, more accurately, Wild Tiger had. And...as much as he'd grumped about that viral video, he'd succumbed to curiosity and tried out that specialty drink of theirs named after his secret identity, and. Well. It'd actually been really good, and he's been coming back for it fairly regularly since, like a big sucker.

One of these times, he's coming in just as there's some sort of commotion going on at the counter. Something about a forgotten wallet and a drink that was already made and would go to waste if not paid for and back and forth like that. Kotetsu decides to step in before the argument gets any uglier, offering--]

Hey, I've got it. Just add it to my bill when it's my turn in line, alright?