I think I'd know if I were a sparkle vampire too. The whole craving for blood thing really gives it away.
[And then, super casually, like it's only just occurred to her and is more of a joke than anything:] What if I was like... an alien? Would you be able to tell that?
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[And then, super casually, like it's only just occurred to her and is more of a joke than anything:] What if I was like... an alien? Would you be able to tell that?