Oh. Well, I might be able to help you with that one. I mean, I'm not exactly a science whiz, but I'm pretty sure it's time travel, [ he says, a little more breezily than he means to. He'd come to that conclusion a while ago. The only thing that stands in his way now is figuring out how to control the Porter so they don't go through all of that nasty time travel. ]

We're returned to the exact moment where we left off, right? Any scars or aging or tattoos or piercings we might have gotten here? They're gone by the time we get home. It's like no time had passed at all.