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maskormenacelogs2014-06-29 09:20 pm
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[OPEN] her lemonade brings all the boys to the yard
WHO: Ryuuko Matoi & Youuuuu
WHERE: City of Cape Canaveral
WHEN: Midday
WHAT: Lemonade stand on the beach.
WARNINGS: nothing yet but it's Ryuuko so anything goes tbh.

[Summer's here, and we all know what that means...
it's really freakin hot.
lucky for all you super sweaty, hella thirsty, overheated people, Ryuuko holds the key to your salvation!! via an ice cold glass of lemonade. +1 lemonade stand located on the beach for your convenience. the only refreshment stand formiles a good distance. 20 ounces of freshly home made lemonade is just five dollars away. so go ahead. fork it over. you know you have no choice wanna. or die of dehydration. :) ]
WHERE: City of Cape Canaveral
WHEN: Midday
WHAT: Lemonade stand on the beach.
WARNINGS: nothing yet but it's Ryuuko so anything goes tbh.

[Summer's here, and we all know what that means...
it's really freakin hot.
lucky for all you super sweaty, hella thirsty, overheated people, Ryuuko holds the key to your salvation!! via an ice cold glass of lemonade. +1 lemonade stand located on the beach for your convenience. the only refreshment stand for

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Annie ponders these deep, meaningless questions as she walks barefoot back up the beach, pants rolled up to mid-calf, hoodie still there in all it's inglorious "girl that's too hot to be wearing" pervasive persistence. She pauses as she sees this strange market stall set up literally nowhere near a market.
There's a sign. Annie walks closer, squinting, a hand up to provide some shade for her eyes. Lemonade... (what's that, other than the obvious)... for five dollars?
Annie blinks. Considers. Shakes her head, and makes to walk on. Five dollars? She can get at least two bottles of water for that. It's not like she's been partially dehydrated on long walks before, she'll pace herself and pay attention to not pass out like. Half a mile down the beach!
But das rude, Annie, das rude, staring and then walking on by. ]
SORRY THIS IS LATE life smacked me in the face
Ryuuko's reclined in her chair with her feet propped up on the table, arms cushioned behind her head as her sunhat shields her face.]
It's a looong walk to the market, y'know.
[
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT THERE ALIVE WITHOUT THIS LEMONADE]hahah you're fine!
To the lemonade.
To the young woman. ]
Is that a sales pitch?
[ ... because that's a really shitty one in her opinion. ]
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[lies she's only looking out for herself.]
Wouldn't want you dying of thirst or anything like that....
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Doubtful. Five US dollars is a high price for charity work.
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he doesn't have a water bottle, isn't particularly looking for refreshments, but he draws up beside the lemonade stand to look, amused. derek's never seen anyone actually set up a lemonade stand. ]
Five dollars?
[ not that derek's looking to buy, but he knows that hovering in front of the stand without some sort of comment just looks weird. ]
SORRY FOR THE SLOW
[a shameless reply. she is wholly confident in this get rich quick scheme ok, and to get rich quick you gotta charge big bucks. she's got a creepy nerd boy breathing down her neck for money and she wants out of this horribly awkward situation as fast as possible.]
NEVER APOLOGIZE BEEB.
You don't think that's a little steep for a lemonade stand?
[ derek might be the only person in the world haggling over the price of lemonade at a lemonade stand. he doesn't even look mildly ashamed about it. ]
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Tch. Are you saying you're so cheap you can't spare five whole dollars on something?
[thats like less than an hour of labor on minimum wage... which you don't get when you're fired.]
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[ though derek's on a budget, so he might not be tossing five dollars around regardless. unemployment, man. ]
wow you had to use that gif didnt you
Granted you could argue that's pretty much every day here, but it's not like anyone can question his internal monologue. It's not the heat or thirst that draws him to the lemonade stand, it's that familiar hairstyle with the red streak in the distance. Is that her??
So he approaches and quickly realizes, yes, it is her.
And as he stops just in front of the stand, looking it over, he gives her a look of disbelief.]
Five dollars for lemonade? Are you out of your mind?
that gif was made for me so yeah i used it
Lemons aren't cheap, y'know.
[crossing her arms. what is up with everyone questioning the price tag JFC. just buy it and drink it and move on with your life.]
rude
[Honestly Ryuko, it's almost like you didn't HAVE A childhood or someth-oh.........]
You have no business sense.
bite me
So basically you can't afford it.
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[He crosses his arms, letting out an irritated huff.]
Honestly, you can't even take a little advice? I don't know how anyone puts up with that attitude.