Major Kaidan Alenko (
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maskormenacelogs2017-05-21 01:32 pm
A depth of pure blue
WHO: Kaidan Alenko and YOU
WHERE: Heropa!
WHEN: Week of 5/21-5/26
WHAT: An excuse for my very favorite thing in the whole world: manpain.
WARNINGS: Will edit if needed!
A. THE PARK
[ Running the Park in the summer was always a hot, miserable experience. It was Florida, it was hot, and the sun beat down like a giant hotlamp that had access to the world's entire energy supply. Both the runner -- and the fat corgi -- looked hot. Mako with her tongue lolling out in what would have been a doggy smile, if it weren't for the occasional soft whine -- and Kaidan in his running clothes was just plain gross. Sweaty, hot, but at least it was productive, right? Mostly. He was halfway through the trail, when he stopped, and looked around, peeling off the headphones, and yes. Yes that was a group of people off to the side singing. And dancing.
Christ, that was awkward. Despite the fact that Kaidan really didn't have much song or dance in his soul prior to this week, but now... it was just kind of depressing to watch.
Which was why he was juts about to put his headphones in and go back to his run, when -- of course -- there was a loud bang, and someone threw a car at the crowd. They thankfully dodged, but, the guy off to the side, who looked a lot like a guy who belonged on a beach, complete with frosted tips, and wraparound raybans roared, before he shouted something about "dead lift" -- was that really his name? Kaidan squinted, and looked around, before: ]
Would you mind watching Mako for a second? [ He asked, and gestured down at the spotted and gray corgi, who looked almost betrayed to be handed off. ] I don't think the flash mob would like getting crushed.
B. FOOD TRUCKS
[ Have you ever seen a guy go to every food truck during a small food festival? No? Well, you have now. The biotic is practically collecting food. A burrito here, a doughnut there, it's like a pack of hungry wolves descended on the little gathering in one person. Which is impressive, sure, but there's also a moment where he stops, looks down, and there's a face there. Kaidan looked at his bags of food, and then back at the tables, like he'd expected someone else there, before a sigh, and he headed over, anyway. He looked...out of place, by himself. Shoulders down, he even kind of...picks at his food.
Which would be normal for some when they're sad, but... for Kaidan? he knows he has to eat, anyway. That metabolism isn't going to stop just because he's had a bad week.
Although the fact that he's been here multiple times this week instead of at home should say enough.
C. WILDCARD
[ Go wild! I'm flexible and will run with anything! Especially if you want to incorporate the plot! ]
WHERE: Heropa!
WHEN: Week of 5/21-5/26
WHAT: An excuse for my very favorite thing in the whole world: manpain.
WARNINGS: Will edit if needed!
A. THE PARK
[ Running the Park in the summer was always a hot, miserable experience. It was Florida, it was hot, and the sun beat down like a giant hotlamp that had access to the world's entire energy supply. Both the runner -- and the fat corgi -- looked hot. Mako with her tongue lolling out in what would have been a doggy smile, if it weren't for the occasional soft whine -- and Kaidan in his running clothes was just plain gross. Sweaty, hot, but at least it was productive, right? Mostly. He was halfway through the trail, when he stopped, and looked around, peeling off the headphones, and yes. Yes that was a group of people off to the side singing. And dancing.
Christ, that was awkward. Despite the fact that Kaidan really didn't have much song or dance in his soul prior to this week, but now... it was just kind of depressing to watch.
Which was why he was juts about to put his headphones in and go back to his run, when -- of course -- there was a loud bang, and someone threw a car at the crowd. They thankfully dodged, but, the guy off to the side, who looked a lot like a guy who belonged on a beach, complete with frosted tips, and wraparound raybans roared, before he shouted something about "dead lift" -- was that really his name? Kaidan squinted, and looked around, before: ]
Would you mind watching Mako for a second? [ He asked, and gestured down at the spotted and gray corgi, who looked almost betrayed to be handed off. ] I don't think the flash mob would like getting crushed.
B. FOOD TRUCKS
[ Have you ever seen a guy go to every food truck during a small food festival? No? Well, you have now. The biotic is practically collecting food. A burrito here, a doughnut there, it's like a pack of hungry wolves descended on the little gathering in one person. Which is impressive, sure, but there's also a moment where he stops, looks down, and there's a face there. Kaidan looked at his bags of food, and then back at the tables, like he'd expected someone else there, before a sigh, and he headed over, anyway. He looked...out of place, by himself. Shoulders down, he even kind of...picks at his food.
Which would be normal for some when they're sad, but... for Kaidan? he knows he has to eat, anyway. That metabolism isn't going to stop just because he's had a bad week.
Although the fact that he's been here multiple times this week instead of at home should say enough.
C. WILDCARD
[ Go wild! I'm flexible and will run with anything! Especially if you want to incorporate the plot! ]

a/c sorta
she's a bit lost at the moment, give her a break. when kaidan stops for a break, maybe to drink, maybe to catch his breath, shale pulls a football-sized chunk of ground up and lobs it at him.]
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Reflexes -- and biotic reflexes at that were good -- and he immediately stopped the rock with a twitch of his biotics, and take several steps back, eyes wide.
It had almost hit his face. ]
What --?
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Hello! [she shouts, waving.] That's a fun trick! Why doesn't it do it again?
[and she throws another one!]
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This time, he could feel the strain behind his eyes -- not much yet, but Shale's immediate attack didn't exactly make his day --
He flung it up this time, with a womp of sound and blue light. ]
Hey! you're going to hurt my dog if you're not careful! Stop it!
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that icon has so much existential terror in it i love it
heh heh
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C, a bar in Heropa
He can't imagine how Kaidan is feeling, and he's not going to try. Instead, he's going to knock back his current drink and reach for his fourth, raising it in Kaidan's direction for (another) toast.]
Here's to the Commander. And hoping that he's back home kicking Reaper ass right now.
[Preferably in an iteration of their universe that's less shitty than Joker's. Because damn.]
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[ Kaidan said, but lifted his glass anyway. He hated to make this more than it was. He hated the fact that he panicked every time, fearing the worst of what would come, with Shepard back home. Heck, he knew that at the end of the day... he couldn't really promise himself that Shepard was going to be back.
Had he taken their time for granted? ]
But yeah -- To John. [ He sighed, and half-lifted his glass in a tip. It felt...wrong. Lifting his glass like that.
He wasn't saying goodbye, by doing this, right? ]
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[Going manpain-drinking over an absence of a few days. But Jacob can't assume that's going to be the case. After losing so many other friends, something inside him is already braced to absorb the worst. Alcohol helps, forming an impact cushion, a few extra inches of emotional padding.]
Picture it. He walks in the door, wonders why we're hung over. Puts his hands on his hips. 'I just can't leave you alone, can I?'
[It's not the best Shepard impression in the Galaxy. Actually, it might be the worst. But it gets the point across.]
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Yeah, that was pretty bad. Mako would probably jump him, so we'd probably get away with just a: "we were having a party," and he'd probably just...
[ Well, Shepard was always so perceptive, until his emotions got in the way. ]
You know... he never guessed that I... had feelings for him? Even after... everything we've been through.
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B
There aren't a lot of free seats around, which is why Peter finds himself standing in front of the only guy here who makes his own bottomless appetite look... bottom-y. ]
Hey, is this seat taken?
[ Friendly, but with the slightest hint of impatience in his voice. His own haul isn't quite as big as Kaidan's, but it's a war between his own perfect balance and the effects of gravity on a precariously-piled stack of chili fries. ]
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Right now? he didn't really care about what he was eating all that much. ]
Yeah. Feel free.
[ He gestured with a sightly greasy hand, before he noticed, and grimaced, and wiped it off with a napkin. ]
Sorry, I didn't realize how messy this was. Want me to clear a space?
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[ Unstacking his food into the space Kaidan has cleared for him is quite the operation, but he manages (minus two chili fries. Ah, well.) ]
I almost got those noodles, but by the time I saw them my hands were already full. They good?
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They're not bad. I've had better, but compared to things here... They're pretty decent.
[ Fusion restaurants were amazing in space. Even ramen -- sold as a "Delicacy" on the Citadel -- had a reason for amping up the richness of the flavor. Then again, when you could use spices and items from other planets... it made things all that much richer. ]
I'd offer you some, but... [ He looked at the disposable container, and winced. ] There's not much left.
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C!
But the trouble is, he's not really sure how, because there's no one set of words that makes this better, no action that makes it better. Instead, there's just solidarity. With that in mind, he winds up marching over to Kaidan's apartment, a metric ton of take-out underneath either arm. He bangs at the door with the toe of his shoe in lieu of having a hand free to knock with and says, ] Kaidan, it's me!
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They were lucky, but they weren't that lucky, were they?
He opened the door, and smiled. Yeah, it was a fake smile. The kind that said that this was a brave face being put on, and that Jaime really didn't need to worry -- and of course he had to worry. This was Kaidan. He was likely going to bottle it up until he got upset later and unloaded on someone both undeserving and really unqualified to deal with it. ]
Hey. [ He sniffed. ] I see you're paying the toll by bringing food, huh?
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[ And a man thing too, he supposes, but Jaime's still not the biggest fan of beer after having tried it all of once (not counting the sips he stole out of his Dad's beer only to find no, he still doesn't like it). ]
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[ He squinted at Jaime, as if he were thinking of whether or not he'd actually drank the beer, before he decided that no, he trusted Jaime, and he relaxed slightly.]
Well, I guess if you're not drinking it...
[ He did take the can, and looked it over. It was some...American thing. Not the Canadian types he preferred -- Kaidan, spoiled man that he was, preferred craft beers -- but he popped the can anyway, and it opened with a hiss. ]
I'm -- okay.
[ He finally said. After a long moment. ]
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B
She's aiming for the last table that isn't full when some guy takes it with bags of food being placed on it. Daisy assumes he is probably waiting for other people but asks anyway.]
Is it okay if I sit here?
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Look, he was allowed to cope however he wanted. He exercised enough that he had every right to eat as much as he wanted right now. ]
Hm? No, it's fine. It's...Daisy, right?
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Oh. Hey.
[She actually forgot his name and feels like a jerk for asking, so she just leaves it at a 'hey'. Taking a seat across from him, Daisy smiles politely at him.]
Hungry?
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B.
He passes a table where a man is sitting with enough food to throw a small party; Diablo looks at Kaidan, looks around to see if anyone seems to be coming, then looks back Kaidan. No, the guy seems to be picking at the food indiscriminately, so it must all (or mostly) be just for him. ]
Uh. [ wtf ] So what's good?
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Kind of bad for me to answer everything, huh?
[ He says. To the guy with the skull for a face. He gestured, in case he was looking for a sign, and finally picked up one of the takeout containers. ] The pizza's pretty good, and the noodles. Back home they're... [ A snort. ] Sometimes we tell people it's a delicacy back here on Earth.
[ Humanity's running joke on the rest of the galaxy. ]
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Diablo continues to just stand there squinting, like he's not sure what to make of what he's being told. Here on Earth...? Is this guy serious? Not that Diablo hadn't been slightly sarcastic with his question in the first place, but it's not like people could usually tell with him.
He's used to pretty weird things though, himself, so he just pauses, taking a sip of his soda before answering. ]
Yeah, pizza's pizza. Ain't really that hard to get right. [ If he had eyebrows, he'd be raising one right now. ] What do you mean? I mean, they can be.
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A
He suddenly stopped, however, when someone who was clearly not in nearly as good a mood decided to pick up a car and throw it at the crowd. Jonathan stared in shock, when someone nearby asked him to watch their dog for a second.
This snapped Jonathan out of his trance, grateful he had something he could do to help that didn't involve actually putting himself in danger.
"Yeah, of course!"
Naturally, the second the man goes off to save the crowd, Jonathan will crouch down next to the dog and start talking to her in an upbeat, cheerful voice in an effort to keep her distracted from all that stuff going on over there.
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From a distance, it was clear that the Marine wasn't shouting, he just... held up his hands, and spoke to the guy calmly. Collected. He breathed in and out, and finally -- was that a cell phone? And police?
It was probably 20 minutes of a Lifetime movie drama, before he jogged back in the direction of the other guy. "Mako, hey!" he said, jogging back over. "Was she good?"
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"Yeah, she was great!" he said, holding the leash out for the man to take back. "I have to say, that was a pretty neat trick you've got there. Was that from the Porter or...?"
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