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WHO: Eridan Ampora and Ryoki Tanaka
WHERE: One of Heropa's parks
WHEN: Late night on the 25th
WHAT: Meeting up for a possible smackdown
WARNINGS: Foul language, possible violence, will update as needed.

[Honestly, Eridan has better things to worry about than showing some smug half-bovine a thing or two.

The way he figures it, this will be quick and he'll go on to worry about the more pressing things, like the information leak. He's creeping on every reply to try and get some information, as much as he can, anyway. And if something of importance pops up, he'll just end this early and deal with it.

In the meantime, he's got a cow to slaughter.

It doesn't take long for him to show up at the park, with it being night out, it's a lot easier for him to navigate without the obnoxious light of day throwing him off. Still nothing in comparison to Alternia's sun, after all, but he's conditioned to the dark.

Either way, Eridan will be waiting at the park, eyes glued to his comm for the most part, trying to fish information while he waits for Ryoki to show up. Looking up to scan his surroundings every once in a while, before going straight back to the comm. Though, it is worth it to note he does seem to be holding a white wand in his other hand.]

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[ Ryoki IS late. With everyone going crazy, he would rather enjoy the chaos than to waste his time with Eridan, but fine. He did want to punch him and see his PINK (not violet, PINK) blood too, so it's not that bad to be there.

While Eridan comes with a wand ( Ryo will be mentioning that pretty soon), the half cow brings a bat along, but in all honesty, it's not for Eridan. After this fight, he plans on going hunting for drug dealers (and steal their drugs Y E P) and the bat is easier to use on them.

Once he spots the other, he rests the bat against his shoulder and comes closer ]

Fuck, you are lot uglier live than in picture.

[Eridan just offers him an unamused stare when he speaks up, eying the bat with curiosity, but otherwise keeping his focus on Ryoki.]

Like you'we any room to talk, you're borin' an' ugly as fuck. I don't know what I was expectin', especially since you're some putrid mutant of a human, or whatewer.

[He puts his communicator away, using his wand to gesture to the bat.]

You really think you're gonna take me down with that? I don't mean to brag, except that I do, but I took down a bitch with a chainsaw without gettin' so much as a scratch on me, what do you honestly hope to do with that?

Human ain't known for originality. Ain't my problem they couldn't give me cool horns or somethin'. [ Eridan will learn that Ryoki pretty much blames humans for everything - since they created him. ] And I ain't mutant. Genetic engineered being. Mutant implies it's an accident, and fuck if nature would let an accident like me show up.

[ but actually, one of Ryoki's powers is to turn into a bull. He doesn't know how to make it happen, but he is able to. ]

You gonna use your fucking wand? [ WELL Ryoki was being sarcastic but now that he is having a second look ] Wai- is that really a wand?

WhatEWER, I get bored by technicalities, so by default I don't giwe a shit about them.

[He rolls his eyes. Either way he's a freakish thing that needs correcting proper, the fine details don't matter none.

However, with the questioning now towards his wand, he eyes it for a moment, before turning his attention back to Ryoki.]

Yes I'm gonna use it, an' yes it's a fuckin' wand. What? Newer seen one before?

[He holds it up for emphasis and so he can get a better look.]

[ what is wrong with your "v"s, dude. ]

You don' give a shit cuz you're too dumb to get 'em. [ that's what it is. ]

Are you fucking kidding me - magic ain't real. [ how do you expect to fight with a wand?! ]

[It's called an ~accent~.]

No more like they're bullshit an' I don't got the time nor patience for 'em.

[He rolls his eyes.]

Of course magic ain't real. This ain't a magic wand. It's a science wand!

[Duuuuuuhh!]

[ it's called ~stupid~. ]

Yeah, you are totally dumb,ya don' need to tell me. [ rolls his eyes back at him because ryoki is a mature person ]

.... a science wand and then what. Ya wave it and a time machine appears? [ so much sarcasm ]

Ugh.

[He doesn't even care to argue that part anymore, the wand discussion is so much better!]

No! I am the Prince of Hope, not the bloody Prince of Time or whatewer it'd be. God, you're so fuckin' pan-stuntingly stupid I'm not ewen sure how you can speak. Pay attention, idiot, it does this:

[And to demonstrate, he'll just let the wand glow bright white, serpentine tendrils of light coiling off of the base of the energy as he holds it up. Aiming the wand at (what looks like) Ryoki's head, before a small beam explodes from the wand. It misses Ryoki, on purpose, but there's quite a loud crack of sound, almost like a bolt of lightning or something similar, in its wake. The residue of energy crackling as if fades and eventually dissipates.

Eridan, however, looks smug, and oh so proud of himself. Yeah, he's pretty much a badass.]

[ when the beam is pretty much directed at his face, what Ryoki does is to turn half of it into fire. it's a quick change, almost isn't noticed because of the beam's light, but as the beam passes by him (and doesn't hit), there seems to be smoke(vapor perhaps?) coming off his face. ]

That's the same shit as magic.

[His calmness intrigues Eridan. He expects that most humans would be a ball on the ground, begging for mercy out of fear and pettiness. Because, well, he doesn't expect much from humans, ok?

However, Ryoki stands, even staring him down, and there's what looks like vapor coming from his face. To that, Eridan squints trying to figure out what it is, if he actually hit him when he hadn't meant to (not that he actually cares), but any concentration is broken when Ryoki speaks up.]

IT AIN'T BLOODY MAGIC! Not ewen SIMILAR. It's science you fuckin' hoofbeast! But I shoulda expected your ilk to not understand a flippin' thing about it!

[ Ryoki is way too cocky for his own good about his fire powers. In any case, watching the troll getting so worked up over the magic thing gives him some sort of happiness, really ]

That so? Then what's the difference, if you are that smart?

The difference bein' magic ain't nothin' but a bunch of fake fuckin' horsefeathers, while this shit is truth an' rightness made real. Weaponized, by the hands a me. The fuckin' wielder of all that is true and righteous.

That's the fuckin' difference you slack-jawed ignoramus!

[Yep. He's 100% serious. This guy is something else.]

[ staring

at

him

like he is fucking insane, because that's all Ryoki can think of him right now ]

Are you like, super crazy and everybody forgot to tell ya that? Cuz, dude-

really. You are crazy.

[He lets out an annoyed groan, rolling his eyes.]

You know, most geniuses were often accused of insanity, so whatewer. I get that your shriweled sponge can't wrap around much, since it's brittle an' would otherwise break to pieces, but do you really gotta go the "oh god you're insaaaaane" route?

How flippin' borin'. An' pathetic.

I don't fuckin' care what words I can use for this or now - your momma dropped you on your head when ya were a kid.

[ he groans. ] You ain't no genius, either, dumbass.

You call me a dumbass, yet you're the one implyin' I had one of your human custodians. News flash, idiot: I ain't got a momma an' I newer fuckin' will!

Either way, I wasn't ewer dropped on my head, stop projectin' onto me your shitty life story an' your intellectual issues. It ain't cute.

CLOSED

so sorry for the long wait fgjdfg

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