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ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2014-10-19 05:08 pm

[open] I lost myself in a familiar song/I closed my eyes and I slipped away

WHO: Will Graham ([personal profile] infomodder) + Danger ([personal profile] heartlessglitch) + Yuri Petrov ([personal profile] purgation) + YOU
WHERE: Heropa, De Chima #002
WHEN: This weekend—week
WHAT: Will goes fishing with a toaster person and a serial killer. And three open options for anyone who'd be around/wants CR!
WARNINGS: ...cannibalism thoughts...and murder mentions. Fish massacre in Virginia. Also earworms. Everything's written up in prose but if you'd rather do action, just reply with it and I'll match!





A. Hook, Line, & Tinker

A bait shop, that's what it is. The sort of people who come to Will's bait shop regularly tend to be people who actually have business there and the handful he knows, the ones who know that if they veer straight to the back room there is a freezer and fridge set up with every sort of terrible ice cream and soda imaginable. It's rather like a non-profit vending machine, one he's content to blame on the fact of the matter that people stop by and want something to eat, why wouldn't he stock up when he goes out? In reality, Will eats as much of the crappy stuff as anyone else. If he ever gets dragged back to Baltimore, he's going to be in a situation where the ability to eat absolute crap is a right he's lost. So what if studies have been done to show some of those ice cream sandwiches aren't legitimate ice cream, don't melt after an hour or so in the sun? He won't be able to partake of it elsewhere, he's going to go hog wild while he can.

Those who don't know him or have no interest in fishing might be drawn in by looking through the large windows as they pass by. The hideous puns on shirts aren't as obvious as the dog who, sometimes, gets let out from his spot behind the counter. Sometimes let out to roam when business is dead. Sometimes, when business seems to be completely dead and buried, Will pulls out a slobbery tennis ball that needs to be replaced and plays fetch with the bearded blunder, watches him skitter and narrowly avoid sliding into a display or two as his nails screech against the wood floor. It's probably not in keeping with regulation, but it's a bait shop, not a ice cream parlor (on paper, at any rate). And he's very, very good with everything that relates to fishing—he's gotten away with much worse back home, no one seems to care that he's got a dog in the shop.

And if they do, all the more reason for him to leave the cash register to a friendly raccoon one day, isn't it.

B. De Chima #002

Taking a half day off at work turns out to be necessary later in the week, because he has too much fish to deal with. Ideally, he'd set up the cleaning table behind the house, but considering there are a few coyotes who roam the edges of it and he'd prefer not to walk outside, attract more, and lose most of what he's got because of dopey coyote eyes begging for more? He ends up setting it out in the front yard. The front yard, now home to a plank of wood that's growing more and more of a mess as he goes on, getting rid of scales, taking off heads, slitting open bellies, and pulling out guts. It looks like a ritual he's taken part in regularly, one he knows well and how to deal with any problems that might crop up, the way he uses the tools of the trade coming as fluidly as someone who does it for a living. A bucket has been pulled out in order to throw all of the extras in, but it's not very long into the process that a coyote ends up sniffing out from around the back of the house and watching. Watching, getting closer, braver, until Will finally notices it and nudges the bucket over, lets it tip and all those juicy bits a scavenger would have fun with go spilling out. Soon enough, the bucket is forgotten and Will takes to tossing innards and heads down on the ground for easier consumption. He's not going to cook or eat them, why not spread the wealth?

Because then he ends up doing this with three coyotes in the front yard, that's why. Some people don't ever learn, God.

C. Life's a Beach

Not long before sundown, Will ends up getting a call. Boat motor's not working, the owners beached it, can he come and take a look, it's not that far away from his shop, come on, Will, they're offering a nice payment if it gets fixed by the time they finish dinner at that crab place near the boardwalk. Off he goes, grateful that the crowds along it are minimal and starting to disperse in the face of a sun that won't be around much longer, has a brief talk to the owners, and is left to his own devices. He's good with this stuff, he can figure it out. If he can't figure it out, then it's likely they need a new motor. But he agrees to spend his time working on it while they go off and have dinner after getting a rundown of what happened, and that's all there is to it.

Five minutes into being left alone, Will Graham realizes that this motor is a piece of shit. That this motor may as well be an Evinrude for how impolite it's been. This motor is completely and utterly useless, but he's already said he'll spend the next hour or so tinkering on it. The sun goes down, the lights on the boat come on. The lights and the radio, the first song playing loud enough to be heard by anyone who wanders within a ten yard radius of the mess. It is unfortunately not until the third time the same song plays that Will realizes the radio station is doing something strange on purpose as opposed to just flubbing it, but he's got a tiny flashlight in his mouth and is putting everything he can into the motor mystery by then. He can't be bothered to stop and turn it off or change it, doesn't see a reason for any passerby on the beach to mention it, and tunes it out.

He tunes it out.

The motor isn't the only part of the boat that might require some maintenance. It is the biggest part of it that needs to be replaced, so eventually he ends up checking out the rest of it. It's possible someone might come across the boat, lights on, serenading that it will not run around and hurt you, with no one visibly on board, and yet it definitely sounds like there is someone kicking around. It shifts in ways that have nothing to do with water. Rick Astley, Internet phenomenon and family man, has never okayed the radio release of any version of his songs peppered with the occasional grumpy not-in-his-voice-at-all "Goddamnit" or "balls," either. It's October—the boat promises not to give up on you while, if one gets close enough, grouchily cursing about something or other. Talk about spooky.

D. for Danger

Some people might have problems with being up and ready for a day out by five in the morning, but some people don't know what it's like to sleep more often than not. And sometimes those people end up getting involved with highly advanced robotic beings who don't have any need to sleep in the first place. And sometimes those highly advanced robotic beings end up getting taken out of the picture, however briefly, by someone some people shot in the head.

Some people.

The shop is generally open on Saturdays, according to the sign. It can't be open if Will's going out on a trip that promises to be a hell of an adventure no matter what happens, the CLOSED part going to be left facing out for the entire weekend. Just before five, Will's inside with a packed cooler, the essentials for a human being going to be away from society without the ability to magically teleport back for breakfast, for lunch, for a beer. A rather beat up, rundown car sits outside the shop, borrowed from one of his—as Abel Gideon put it—boatbuddies. The lights inside are dimmed, just as much as a normal human being might need to operate. Of course, that doesn't really apply in this place, and if Danger ends up walking in when he's in a source of compromised lighting, that much will show, eyes shining like one generally sees on a dog, a raccoon, a cat, some other animal. He's aware of it, doesn't care so much because a highly advanced robotic being who happens to be one of Frederick Chilton's patients and used to be a room has definitely seen and dealt with much stranger.

The way it's set up, there is no need to knock or stand around, uncertain if she's meant to wait or walk on in. The door is already slightly propped open with a stopper, sticking out over the little wheelchair ramp that, well.

He's sure Danger can guess why he'd install one. Abel Gideon follows him to work in more ways than one these days.

E. Yuri Doesn't Rhyme With Anything Bad

I will be there at 6:30 sharp, in that case.

Will doesn't doubt that that much is true, not at all. Which serves to make him a little antsy when he goes out for coffee and, just after ordering it, hears that some of the equipment is being temperamental, they're so sorry, it's going to take a little longer than usual. What he'd have preferred to be told when he walked in, before he made the order, but there's no going back. There is only standing around and checking his watch and wondering what in the hell can go so wrong in a place that makes its money off of coffee that they can't make coffee. The extra fancy drinks that are laden with chocolate and caramel and topped with foam designs, sure. But it's just coffee, Goddamnit. He just wanted coffee. It's a good kick in the pants for him to fix his own nonfunctional coffee maker (or to just buy one that he didn't get secondhand, maybe that's the lesson here), and the reason that he's late. The shop's locked up tight but still dimly lit, has a cooler on the counter, looks like someone might be inside.

But no, someone is precisely a minute late, hoping that the drink carrier with its two cups is enough of a "coming with gifts" to bury any brimming disdain at having been made to wait. Two cups of black coffee, one of the spots of the carrier full of sugar packets, fake sugar packets, and cream. Will prefers coffee black and strong enough to strip paint off of walls, dissolve rust, get rid of blood on the highway. Not everyone can handle it, but he doesn't know what former Judge Petrov does with his coffee, so a mix of everything it is.

"Morning." A little huffy when he finally says anything, huffy because of the fast walk that was one part trying to go faster and one part trying to not go faster for the fear that coffee would go everywhere. "Place was having issues with equipment—didn't mean to be late. Don't know how you like your coffee, got what they offered."

No mention of how he looks this morning, not from Will Graham, who looks harried, in need of a haircut, in need of a shave, and in need of another few hours in bed. If he ever went to bed. Not easy to tell, though he seems functional enough, doesn't have issues juggling the drink carrier and pulling keys out of his front pocket to open the shop at the same time.

"Probably got a lot to talk about today, huh."

Kids.
valr: (you're on the run)

i'm not a week late shhhh

[personal profile] valr 2014-10-26 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
Kara isn't, actually, looking for Will Graham. But she spent the night with some guy who owns a boat, and the night turned into lunch, another few hours fucking, and then an early dinner before Kara finally decided it was time to head home, if only because humans eventually run out of energy and she was starting to get bored.

Rather than making him bring the boat to dock, she just flies back to shore with the plan to find a bar nearby and start the cycle all over again. She's distracted by the sound of Rick Astley and a familiar voice coming from a nearby boat. She wanders over without hesitation, because it's Will and she likes Will, and also because no one should be subjected to that much Astley. It's why the first thing she does is turn off the damn radio.

"The fuck are you doing, Will?"
Edited 2014-10-26 10:12 (UTC)
valr: (it should follow)

[personal profile] valr 2014-10-29 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
It's not surprising to see Will getting his hands dirty, she knows he isn't the type to be bothered by dirt or mess, and if something needs to be fixed, she'd expect him to be there fixing it.

Just like it's not surprising she doesn't get a smile; that's something they share, and hearing the fondness in his voice is enough.

"Been out on some guy's boat, was coming back for food and a drink," There's an offer in there if he wants to accept it, the suggestion without any pressure of actually asking. If he feels like taking a break from his unfixable boat, he can come get dinner and booze with her.
valr: (angels rising)

[personal profile] valr 2014-11-01 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Easy, we can bring the booze back to the boat if we don't finish," By which she of course means that they can buy extra booze and hang out on the boat while they wait for the owners to come back from their fancy restaurant.

Which Kara is squinting at, with the knowledge that a lot of places on the water are kind of like that. The guy she was with was the same, had tried to talk her into going to a nicer place before she distracted him and won the vote for getting cheap fish and chips from a place down the road a little.

The smile earns a bit of a raised eyebrow, but she doesn't think much about it as she follows him back to the beach, not caring about getting sand in her boots as she joins him there. Though she does cast a look at his hands, "Might wanna clean up a bit, don't think humans are supposed to eat when they've got grease on 'em."

As if this is some weird human rule and not just common sense.
valr: (who knows what to do with his body)

[personal profile] valr 2014-11-06 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
If Will can't say it with a straight face, then Kara definitely can't manage to keep in the bark of laughter that the comment earns. Just like she doesn't smile much, laughter doesn't come often to Kara either, and usually when it does it's because she's mocking someone. But Will is funny.

"Don't think you could make me look much worse," Considering she's still wearing the same outfit she was the night before, which was more appropriate for clubbing than for dinner on the beach, but she really couldn't care less.

And it's not like she can throw stones about alcoholism.
valr: (walks away)

[personal profile] valr 2014-11-16 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
"No one better look down my top," If they're talking about being covered where it matters, she rarely bothers with things like bras, though at least her top isn't made of mesh or fishnet, so it isn't see-through.

Money isn't a problem though, Kara has more than enough and she idly wonders what Will would think if she knew where it all came from. He's a cop, but he's not one of the bad ones, but he also seems to have sightly more of a moral compass than some people, though that hasn't extended to judging Kara for things she's done.

Not that it matters, anyway, she won't tell him because she won't risk Jesse.

"And that sounds good, bet they don't do fish like I'm used to, but no one does it right. Can handle this friend shit you Americans like," It's teasing, mostly. She does that sometimes.
valr: (half-destroyed)

[personal profile] valr 2014-11-23 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Ain't gonna let that one go, are you?" The goat mead, though if anything she finds it kind of - nice, that he isn't weirded out, that he is a little bit jealous, because she thinks it's something to be jealous of. And it's nice not to have people make disgusted faces about things that are normal for her, or that are so tied up in her culture and who she is.

So really, she doesn't mind if he never lets it go, "You're gonna have to make nice with Loki. He's got access to real mead."

Will could probably only have a small glass of it, otherwise he might risk permanent liver damage, but it'd probably be worth it.
valr: (something shameful)

[personal profile] valr 2014-12-07 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
"This one ain't quite as bad as what you've heard in myths," Which is something Kara might no admit to anyone but Will, because she trusts Will not to take it back Loki, since that would be a thousand kinds of disastrous. Loki doesn't need to know that Kara think he's not as bad as he could be, his ego might explode.

"Just gotta be interesting," And Will is interesting, at least once she's dug past the dog-lover and fisherman to something a little deeper.
valr: (a fugitive driving away from)

[personal profile] valr 2014-12-22 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
There's no anger or indignation or displeasure, just a raised eyebrow at Will's back as he walks away, and Kara shaking her head as she wanders off to find a seat. She even orders a whiskey for both of them, since she knows that Will is content with that. And if he isn't, she knows that he isn't likely to make a fuss and complain, especially not if Kara is the one paying.

But when he gets back, she does feel the need for a little history lesson, "More chaos than trickster. He's kind of a petty asshole."

He killed his brother, after all. Which is something that Kara has always found it difficult to forgive, because she liked Baldur, and she liked Frigg, and she can't forgive Loki for causing them pain.
valr: (and half-remembered)

[personal profile] valr 2014-12-27 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
The more time she spends around Will, the easier it gets for Kara to read the little nuances in his expressions and body language. It isn't something she particularly pays attention to, outside of a fight or something that's threatening to turn into a fight, but since Will tends to be fairly short with his words (like her, so she appreciates it) she's starting to figure out other ways to read him. And it's not the first time things like this have been necessary, knowing Rebecca has been a long practice in reading body language. Rebecca can speak lies easily, but she's still learning how to make a human body lie.

So - she sees the curiosity, but Will doesn't ask, and she won't share unless prompted.

"Ain't been doing too bad, starting to get sick of being stuck in this fucking country," It goes deeper than that; she's sick of being stuck in one place, since she could easily travel miles away even while being restricted to the US of A. But she has - people here, responsibilities, and she can't bail on them, no matter how much she wishes she could be done with it.
valr: (and you're off)

[personal profile] valr 2014-12-30 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes she'd appreciate it if Will wasn't so damn blunt and honest, even if most of the time she prefers people who are that way. But right now it means he's calling her out on something she didn't want to be called out on, and making her answer a question she doesn't want to.

There's a sigh, though her annoyance really isn't directed at him, she just can't admit that she feels like she needs to stay. It wouldn't be her, and the gods forbid she let anyone think she gives a shit. But she can cover her ass.

"Dunno what the rules are on your islands. All the US is the same," A bit rude, maybe, but she's sure Will can forgive her for rudeness, since he's been doing it since they met.

valr: (i told you so)

[personal profile] valr 2015-01-02 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
"You know I ain't got nothing against military, right?" She's sort of raising an eyebrow at him, since if anyone's going to be fine with soldiers, it's probably the valkyrie with an affinity for warriors. And it's a half decent subject change, too, since it stops them talking about being stuck anywhere in particular.

Whiskey might also be a good topic change, but Kara isn't the type to really discuss the finer points of booze or anything like that, so she'll just appreciate it.
valr: (dropping their white hot)

[personal profile] valr 2015-01-04 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Lotta soldiers are just kids who ain't got another choice," She doesn't have any illusions about what the US military is made up of, though it could always be different in a time when the cold war lingers.

But still, regardless of the when and where, military service is often a last resort of the desperate, especially when it's paid service.

"They got choices, but they ain't in control of bringing us here," She won't absolve soldiers of responsibility, but it doesn't mean they had any power in bringing the imPorts in, so she won't blame them for that.
valr: (from their little dens)

[personal profile] valr 2015-01-04 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
If she notices his pause, she doesn't think to comment on it, simply sipping her own whiskey as she waits for Will's reply.

"Lotta people would," She just shrugs, like it isn't any big revelation, "People who do all that hero shit, they ain't gonna like institutions."

It's something she's seen with vigilante-types in her worlds, anyone who prefers to take things into their own hands. They don't like institutions like cops or soldiers, or anything government related.