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maskormenacelogs2017-04-02 11:12 pm
h2no) wrote in maskormenacelogs2017-04-02 11:12 pm
the ocean has become sentient and devoured our protector [open]
WHO: archie and the newest pokémon... YOU?!?!?!?
WHERE: Around™
WHEN: first two weeks of april
WHAT: Area Pirate Decides He Needs To Get Life Back Together. What Happens Next Will Warm Your Heart!
WARNINGS: will add if needed!
a. Atlantic Ocean Excited To Move Into Beautiful Beachfront Mansion Soon (heropa) (feel free to interject at any point during this)
"Go, Sharpedo! Use Aqua Jet!"
Archie lobs Sharpedo's Pokéball towards the sea, standing on the shore. It materialises with a roar, as it always does, and lands in the water. After a second for it to realise what is going on and where it is, Sharpedo starts the attack, moving its fins until the water is spinning around it rapidly. Sharpedo looks to Archie for clarification; it can't see anything it might want to attack...
On the shore, Archie laughs, "Use it to go out ta sea! Get some of them living fish!"
He barely gets the command out before Sharpedo lets off the Aqua Jet, shooting off into the see at a good sixty mph. It's back about ten minutes later, definitely pleased with itself. Again, Archie cackles then wades out into the surf, jumping up onto Sharpedo's back the moment he's close enough. Sharpedo makes a noise that sounds suspiciously like it's laughing before slowly taking off.
For anyone late to the party, that sure is a guy riding a shark like a motorbike. He'll come back to shore eventually.
b. The Safest Place To Be During A Tornado Is In My Arms (maurtia falls)
He's just a normal guy, incognito, walking down a street in downtown Maurtia Falls. Maybe he wanted to check out some known imPort hangouts or maybe he'd wanted to do some window shopping. Point is, a storm starts. The clouds darken and rain starts to gently tip-tap across the city.
Archie's fine. He likes rain, in fact! Living near the sea all his life meant that he got caught in plenty of rainstorms and sometimes even purposefully went outside when it was tipping it down. He considers stopping by a café to sit by a window with a coffee and achieve maximum comfort.
Aaand then there's several loud thunderstrikes.
"Fucking shit!" Archie bellows suddenly, without even realising. A couple of people near him flinch and give him odd looks, then carry on with their lives.
"Sorry!" he says, hands up defensively, "That just... surprised me. Yeah!"
He's still going to duck into a café, only this time looking visibly frightened and jumpy. Archie had no idea until now but thanks to Kyogre, he's not all that keen on thunderstorms anymore.
c. 26 Delicious Ways To Discover A Shellfish Allergy (nonah)
Sally the dolphin tamer was having a good day. She woke up feeling well rested, found an old but still valid gift card with enough on it to treat herself to a frivolous coffee on the way to work and even the bucket of fish for the dolphins didn't smell so bad!
Then a guy in a blue bandana came to watch them with a stony expression. He asks too many questions, gets a bit angry when she says that the dolphins are in perfect health. They're rehabilitated, then. Why are they still here? Mercifully, some kids come over with dolphin questions, possibly a class. Doesn't matter. Double mercifully, the man lets them interrupt and just listens quietly to them, chuckling every now and then when one of them asks a silly question.
An idea hits Archie, suddenly, and he pulls someone (maybe... you??) to the side, clearly looking conspiratorial.
"Wanna buy these dolphins with me? Don't worry, I have an idea. Just pretend to know me!"
It's a bad idea.
CUT THE BRAKES, WILDCARD
[YEEEEEEEEHAW hit me on![[plurk.com profile]](https://plurk.com/favicon.ico)
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WHERE: Around™
WHEN: first two weeks of april
WHAT: Area Pirate Decides He Needs To Get Life Back Together. What Happens Next Will Warm Your Heart!
WARNINGS: will add if needed!
a. Atlantic Ocean Excited To Move Into Beautiful Beachfront Mansion Soon (heropa) (feel free to interject at any point during this)
"Go, Sharpedo! Use Aqua Jet!"
Archie lobs Sharpedo's Pokéball towards the sea, standing on the shore. It materialises with a roar, as it always does, and lands in the water. After a second for it to realise what is going on and where it is, Sharpedo starts the attack, moving its fins until the water is spinning around it rapidly. Sharpedo looks to Archie for clarification; it can't see anything it might want to attack...
On the shore, Archie laughs, "Use it to go out ta sea! Get some of them living fish!"
He barely gets the command out before Sharpedo lets off the Aqua Jet, shooting off into the see at a good sixty mph. It's back about ten minutes later, definitely pleased with itself. Again, Archie cackles then wades out into the surf, jumping up onto Sharpedo's back the moment he's close enough. Sharpedo makes a noise that sounds suspiciously like it's laughing before slowly taking off.
For anyone late to the party, that sure is a guy riding a shark like a motorbike. He'll come back to shore eventually.
b. The Safest Place To Be During A Tornado Is In My Arms (maurtia falls)
He's just a normal guy, incognito, walking down a street in downtown Maurtia Falls. Maybe he wanted to check out some known imPort hangouts or maybe he'd wanted to do some window shopping. Point is, a storm starts. The clouds darken and rain starts to gently tip-tap across the city.
Archie's fine. He likes rain, in fact! Living near the sea all his life meant that he got caught in plenty of rainstorms and sometimes even purposefully went outside when it was tipping it down. He considers stopping by a café to sit by a window with a coffee and achieve maximum comfort.
Aaand then there's several loud thunderstrikes.
"Fucking shit!" Archie bellows suddenly, without even realising. A couple of people near him flinch and give him odd looks, then carry on with their lives.
"Sorry!" he says, hands up defensively, "That just... surprised me. Yeah!"
He's still going to duck into a café, only this time looking visibly frightened and jumpy. Archie had no idea until now but thanks to Kyogre, he's not all that keen on thunderstorms anymore.
c. 26 Delicious Ways To Discover A Shellfish Allergy (nonah)
Sally the dolphin tamer was having a good day. She woke up feeling well rested, found an old but still valid gift card with enough on it to treat herself to a frivolous coffee on the way to work and even the bucket of fish for the dolphins didn't smell so bad!
Then a guy in a blue bandana came to watch them with a stony expression. He asks too many questions, gets a bit angry when she says that the dolphins are in perfect health. They're rehabilitated, then. Why are they still here? Mercifully, some kids come over with dolphin questions, possibly a class. Doesn't matter. Double mercifully, the man lets them interrupt and just listens quietly to them, chuckling every now and then when one of them asks a silly question.
An idea hits Archie, suddenly, and he pulls someone (maybe... you??) to the side, clearly looking conspiratorial.
"Wanna buy these dolphins with me? Don't worry, I have an idea. Just pretend to know me!"
It's a bad idea.
CUT THE BRAKES, WILDCARD
[YEEEEEEEEHAW hit me on
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