[okay look he gets the mirage thing. okay archie gets it, he's not stupid. the one thing he doesn't get, is the GIANT FUCKING SHINY SWALOT following this guy. he is at Maximum Volume when he sees han and his friend.]

WOAH! Holy shit, where'd you get a Swalot?! I've been looking all over for one of those! Well, uh. Not here, but back home! Damn, green? It looks awesome!!