A friend of mine thought she had two lady hermit crabs, one of them wasn't a lady. [ At least 'surprise, your lady hermit crab is actually a dude' is much more manageable than 'surprise, your lady hamster is actually a dude.' The friend who had the hermit crabs, Ripley, has been Ported out for a while, but her legacy lives on. ]

They're named Pavarotti, Domingo, and Carreras--the Three Tenors of hermit crabs!

[ he's such a proud crab dad. ]