I mean, let's be honest: all of America. How else would you come up with deep fried twinkies and putting pickles in hotdogs? Ugh. That's the fruit of a fuckin' disturbed mind.

( Anyway. She's fairly sure Sarah's hiding in the kitchen and possibly preparing a water pistol with vinegar or something in case Sarissa's acts up. )

Saroula, you need a hand with those beers?