Oh. Oh! Oooooohhhhh, oh dear, is this the opportunity for some juicy deets? Thank the gods! Viserys has heard so many horrible mentions of himself and his family for so long that, yes, actually, he would enjoy some fresh gossip from the lands he should have ruled, even as a child.

"Is that so?" Ass punching. Yes. That as an amusing image, especially to the inner child. "He told me his father, and that his father taught him right. Have you dealt with him personally or only heard stories?"

Tell him everything, Theon. He is all ears for babyfights. He is your new best friend. Isn't that something? Since neither of these two have ever had a friend before. Wow!