Sounds like a rubbish Halloween costume. Doesn't do you justice at all, mate.

[ Its around now that John becomes aware of the trap he's been put in. They're trying to get him to be nice, aren't they? Bloody hell. He exhales more smoke with an exhausted sigh; ]

Yer' really makin' me go off-brand here, y'know. M'supposed to be a bastard.